Naruto: Hey, Sasuke, wanna hear a joke?
Sasuke: Let me tell you one first. What did the hand say to the face?
Naruto: I dunno. What?
Sasuke: *slaps him*
Naruto: Your hair is so pink I might get pink eye just from looking at it.
Sakura: Uh-huh. *goes back to training*
Hinata: I'm so shy...I wish I was a little boulder. *pats the boulder she's sitting on*
Naruto: *laughing*
Naruto: Hey, Kiba!
Kiba: Hey...
Naruto: You okay?
Kiba: Eh. *petting Akamaru* Today's been kinda...I dunno.
Naruto: Ruff?
Kiba: Yea--Oh! *laughs*
Naruto: Hey, Shino! I came up with a pun that I think you'll love~
Shino: What is it?
Naruto: Bee-lieve it. *giggles*
Shino: *facepalm*
Naruto: What? It was funny!
Naruto: Don't give up on your dream. Keep sleeping.
Shikamaru: I think I will. *lays down*
Naruto: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! *laughs*
Choji: Watch it.
Ino: *planting flowers*
Naruto: You grow girl!
Ino: *confused*
Naruto: You’re late.
Kakashi: Then you’re choco.
Naruto: What?
Kakashi: Chocolate. Choco late.
Naruto: Very funny…
Naruto: People say smoking will give you diseases…
Asuma: *smoking, raises an eyebrow*
Naruto:…But what they don’t know is that it cures salmon. *laughs*
Asuma: I could go for some smoked salmon.
Naruto: You buying?
Asuma: *sighs* Fine.
Naruto: Yay!
Naruto: Kurenai-sensei?
Kurenai: Yes
Naruto: Why are your eyes red? You’re not an Uchiha.
Kurenai: No. I was just born this way.
Naruto: Eye see.
Kurenai: *fake chuckle*
Guy and Lee: *smiling*
Naruto: Keep smiling. It freaks people out. Also makes them wonder what you’re up to.
Guy and Lee: *confused*
Naruto: Nah, I’m just kidding. *smiles*
Naruto: Why don’t some couples train together?
Neji: *training, sighs* Why?
Naruto: Because some relationships don’t work out. *laughs*
Neji: *rolls his eyes*
Tenten: Draw your weapon. *takes out nunchucks*
Naruto: *takes out a piece of paper and pen, and starts drawing*
Tenten: What are you doing?
Naruto: Drawing my weapon. *turns the paper around to show a picture of a sword*
Temari: Hey, Naruto. Want to meet my biggest fan?
Naruto: Uh, sure, I guess.
Temari: *takes out a giant battle fan and hits him over the head with it*
Naruto: Let’s give a hand for the dummy! The puppet was pretty good, too.
Kankuro: Hey!
Sasuke: Let me tell you one first. What did the hand say to the face?
Naruto: I dunno. What?
Sasuke: *slaps him*
Naruto: Your hair is so pink I might get pink eye just from looking at it.
Sakura: Uh-huh. *goes back to training*
Hinata: I'm so shy...I wish I was a little boulder. *pats the boulder she's sitting on*
Naruto: *laughing*
Naruto: Hey, Kiba!
Kiba: Hey...
Naruto: You okay?
Kiba: Eh. *petting Akamaru* Today's been kinda...I dunno.
Naruto: Ruff?
Kiba: Yea--Oh! *laughs*
Naruto: Hey, Shino! I came up with a pun that I think you'll love~
Shino: What is it?
Naruto: Bee-lieve it. *giggles*
Shino: *facepalm*
Naruto: What? It was funny!
Naruto: Don't give up on your dream. Keep sleeping.
Shikamaru: I think I will. *lays down*
Naruto: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! *laughs*
Choji: Watch it.
Ino: *planting flowers*
Naruto: You grow girl!
Ino: *confused*
Naruto: You’re late.
Kakashi: Then you’re choco.
Naruto: What?
Kakashi: Chocolate. Choco late.
Naruto: Very funny…
Naruto: People say smoking will give you diseases…
Asuma: *smoking, raises an eyebrow*
Naruto:…But what they don’t know is that it cures salmon. *laughs*
Asuma: I could go for some smoked salmon.
Naruto: You buying?
Asuma: *sighs* Fine.
Naruto: Yay!
Naruto: Kurenai-sensei?
Kurenai: Yes
Naruto: Why are your eyes red? You’re not an Uchiha.
Kurenai: No. I was just born this way.
Naruto: Eye see.
Kurenai: *fake chuckle*
Guy and Lee: *smiling*
Naruto: Keep smiling. It freaks people out. Also makes them wonder what you’re up to.
Guy and Lee: *confused*
Naruto: Nah, I’m just kidding. *smiles*
Naruto: Why don’t some couples train together?
Neji: *training, sighs* Why?
Naruto: Because some relationships don’t work out. *laughs*
Neji: *rolls his eyes*
Tenten: Draw your weapon. *takes out nunchucks*
Naruto: *takes out a piece of paper and pen, and starts drawing*
Tenten: What are you doing?
Naruto: Drawing my weapon. *turns the paper around to show a picture of a sword*
Temari: Hey, Naruto. Want to meet my biggest fan?
Naruto: Uh, sure, I guess.
Temari: *takes out a giant battle fan and hits him over the head with it*
Naruto: Let’s give a hand for the dummy! The puppet was pretty good, too.
Kankuro: Hey!
