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Mr john, The man who shouldnt be in the army

by DetectiveCatTail

DetectiveCatTail BASICLY, a part 2 of my other story, and again, its a comedy by a 19 year old who isnt good at comedys, also, this part is a i story
So, i'ma tell you a story about when i worked in the war (This is an i story btw, so Mr john is saying this) So... We were gone attack those russians. As our SpAhS told us they only drank wodka for the past... 90 hours, so we think ''Yeah, this is a good time to attack'' Our plan was to attack them from in the forest, take over their camp, and steal their wodka, The place their camp was on was a forest, with a bowl like mountain around it. You could see it as a bowl o' mold, but you could touch it, and the mold was tree's, and the bowl was made out of mountains. So i go onto the hill with a stone called MR STONE... Which if u didnt scream hes name then u got the electric chair... No questions asked... So i have a sniper to look where they were. But somebody dropped the sniper, which then rolled down from the hill, and shot one of the russians, who was drinking wodka. Our plan was ruined, It totally wasnt me, so i frame Mr stone (Plot twist, it was mr john) And he gets dragged to jail. So we run into the forest, and we hide. ''How are we gone attack em now?'' One of the soldiers asked the colonel, but i was smart ''I'll act like a cow, they wont attack those'' And i run to the camp. The russians heared my footsteps. Dangit, i wonder how, i only stepped on 7 sticks which made a crack sound! so they ask ''Who's there?'' Well uh... How do i even react to this i ask myself. ''A cow, which isnt a spy whos gone attack you russians''. There was silence... Then... ''Seems like a cow who isnt a spy who wont attack us russians''. Phew. So i go to them and lay on the ground, start walking on all fours and look at em. Then, snap, i know what to do. But... A russian came to me, Chip. i think (Because mr john is kid friendly as hecc) ''Oh, a cow'' He says. And i noticed this was the time to strike, i stand up and scream ''MUAHA, I ACTAULLY WASNT A COW WHO ISNT A SPY WHO WONT ATTACK YOU''. And i run to the crates of wodka, i destroy em with Mr stone, Whom i totally didnt take from the people who were bringing him to jail, and gave em a fake stone, i throw him agaisnt the bottles o' wodka and bam, they are destroyed. The russians stop dancing, stop drinking, but a tear was seen next to their left eye. Till, pOoF, they were gone. So, what did you learn today? You learned that if russians have wodka, and its destroyed, that they will poof away. The end

(For any russians out there, it was a joke. so dont take it serious plz! :D)