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Outsiders Vs. Pokemon: Luigi Vs. Raichu

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 The Shadow the Hedgehog...that isn't Shadow the Hedgehog, but still a shadow...
The shadow. The place that is never happy, a place that makes someone sad, in any case. Some come back, some don't. Such as Luigi, Mario's neglected brother.
And Raichu, the Mouse Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death. On one catch: We will only be explaining what makes Luigi and Raichu different from Mario and Pikachu, so if you want to know more about Luigi and Raichu, go see Mario Vs. Pikachu first. That being said, let's get started.

RAICHU
The first main thing that you can see between Pikachu and Raichu is that Raichu is stronger. Whenever Raichu gets more and more energy into its cheeks, it becomes stronger and more agressive. Raichu can also release 100,000 volts of energy from its attacks. Raichu's highest stat is its Speed stat, at an awesome 100. From top to bottom, that would be Attack and Special Attack (90), Special Defense (80), HP (60), and last and least, Defense at 55. Raichu is of course a pure Electric-Type, so its only weakness is Ground-Type moves. It's also resistant to Electric-, Steel-, and Flying-Type moves. Hey, Shiny Raichu kinda looks like a Cheeto...
Raichu: Rai!
Okay, okay, I'm sorry...

LUIGI
Not much differs from Luigi than Mario. Luigi can run a bit faster, can jump a lot higher, but has less traction. Luigi can also use the Waddle Jump, a Yoshi-similar jump that can stay in the air for longer. Luigi has one weakness, though: He's scared of pretty much everything. He's scared of Ghosts, Boos, Rabbids--
NOT. CANON.
Okay, but still, he's scared of Rabbids. Anyway, Bowser, Waddle Dees, and more. He also can take control of the Poltergust 5000, a vacuum machine that can suck up almost anything.
Luigi: *shivers*

Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time for the fight!

(Luigi is walking around in his mansion, looking for an empty painting)
(He spots one, and runs towards it)
(There's a Raichu blocking the way)
Luigi: Hmm!
Raichu: Rai!
Try to stay on your seat! FIGHT!
Luigi: You-a must be another ghost! (grabs Poltergust 5000 and sucks up)
Raichu: Rai...chuuuu! (gets sucked in)
Luigi: Oh yeah! (walks away) (hums)
Meanwhile, inside of the machine...
Raichu: Rai...
(walks around for a bit, then realizes that there's still energy inside of its cheeks)
Raichu: Raichu! (uses Thunder)
Luigi: Ahwawawawah! (gets shocked and Poltergust 5000 breaks)
Raichu: Raichu! (jumps out of Poltergust 5000)
Luigi: Hey! (grabs Fire Flower) I'll-a show you! (shoots fireballs)
Raichu: (dodges every one) (uses Volt Tackle)
Luigi: (uses hammer and spins)
(Raichu and Luigi pretty much have a beyblade battle)
Luigi: (jumps high, then when Raichu gets close, he slams down)
Raichu: Raiiii!
Luigi: (does combo with hammer)
Raichu: Raichu! (uses Thunder)
Luigi: (uses Boo Mushroom and turns invisible)
Raichu: Rai?
Luigi: (uses Tanooki Leaf and smacks Raichu with tail)
Raichu: (uses Iron Tail right before he gets there)
(they have a tail duel)
(they have a tail clash, and Raichu overpowers)
Luigi: Oh no!
Raichu: (charges up Volt Tackle)
Luigi: (uses Stone Tanooki Leaf and turns into statue)
(Volt Tackle does nothing and Raichu receives recoil)
Luigi: (uses Ice Flower and charges up Iceball)
Raichu: (uses Iron Tail to block)
Luigi: Oh no!
Raichu: (smiles, and whacks Luigi really hard)
(Luigi breaks through the roof, and flies into the sky)
K.O.!

Err. I can already tell this is wrong
Well, Luigi did have the upper hand in strength, but Raichu triumphs in almost every other category. Not to mention his moves.
But when Luigi used the statue, he had the perfect chance to counterattack!
That's true, but he couldn't. When Luigi was using that power-up, all he could do was turn into a statue, and when that same thing happened when Raichu countered the Iceball, he had a chance to counterattack and did, because Iron Tail is in fact an attacking move. Not to mention Raichu is MUCH faster than Luigi, even with Luigi's speed buff, which only helped a little. Plus, when they had that beyblade battle, Luigi had less traction to work with, while Raichu is literally friction as a mouse.
Oh yeah? Well, how come Raichu can fit in the Poltergust 5000, huh?
Rotom, Raichu is only two feet tall.
Really...? Oh.
Luigi just barely missed it. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Raichu.

Hey! You there! Check out a sneak peek for the next Video Games Vs. Pokemon!
(There's a huge amp floating in the sky that's powered by an eel)
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE SEA BASS!
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