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Outsiders Vs. Pokemon: Kirby Vs. Ditto

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 The transforming!
So...you like Kirby?
I like Kirby.
Well, anyway, copycats. The ones who always win from copying their last move, with twice the strength. Kirby, Nintendo's pink puffball.
And Ditto, the Transform Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to analyze abilities, capabilities...ah, you know what? Weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
*gasp* Oh no you did NOT!
DITTO
Ditto, also classified as the Transform Pokemon is a pure Normal-Type, which means its only weakness is Fighting-Type moves. Ditto, when unconscious, turns to stone to avoid being attacked. This would of course change Ditto's typing to Rock-Type, adding the weakness of Water-, Steel-, Grass-, and Ground-Type moves. With all of this cool stuff, if Ditto laughs, it will lose its disguise. Ditto's stats are all 48, making it a total of 288. The only move Ditto can learn is Transform. Using this move will allow it to transform into aything it sees. While all of this seems pathetic, every Ditto you see is a failed Mewtwo clone, which means Ditto can transform into a Mew. Now, this is not canon, so we might have second thoughts about using this ability in the fight. I can already see the "Ditto being a Mew clone is only a theory get your facts right >:(" comments...
KIRBY
WARNING: I do not know anything about Kirby. If I get anything wrong with Kirby's bio or the battle in question, please correct me in the comments to avoid controversy.
Born on Planet Popstar, Kirby can inhale enemies to either spit them out or copy their ability. Kirby has the most combat skills at Fighter Kirby, a being that can grab, punch, or kick his way to victory. Kirby's second greatest copy ability is Ninja Kirby, a swift being that can teleport, throw shurikens and kunais. Kirby's accomplishments include traveling to all the planets in the system, and even beating his own planet wishmaker, the Nova.
But Leafy, that was Star Dream, not Nova!
Hal was able to infect Nova before they invaded Popstar. Star Dream has the same abilities as Nova, which means Kirby rules supreme.
Not to mention the fact that Kirby can commit genocide!
That's right, Kirby has once powered through all of King Dedede's defenses, fighting loads of minibosses, and bosses themselves, not to mention Bandanna Dee and Masked Dedede. Kirby can beat anyone, and even tamed a fourth of the Landia dragon.
Are you copying @Eeveechu151 because he also said Bandanna Dee tamed a fourth!?
No, Kirby actually did tame a fourth of the Landia dragon. So did Meta Knight and King Dedede. Not to mention Kirby tamed the one who has a LITERAL CROWN OF INFINITE POWER ON HIS HEAD! Yeah, Kirby doesn't mess around. Kirby has also defeated loads of final bosses, like Magelor, Queen Sectonia, Tabuu--
Wait, who's Tabuu?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Oh. Go on, go on.
*ahem* Marx, Zero Two, Star Dream, and tons, tons more. All of these beings have infinite power, and Kirby's better than them! However, one of Kirby's weaknesses is the fact that he's incredibly lightweight, meaning even the smallest of big attacks can launch this gumball. Kirby can also dispose its copy ability in exchange for an ally. Onward!

Alrighty, both fighters have been researched, it's time for the fight!

(Kirby is walking around in an abandoned lab)
(Kirby sees test tubes, all with purple blobs in them, but one is cracked)
Kirby: ...?
Ditto: Ditto?
Kirby: Waaah!
Ditto: Ditto!
Kirby: >:(
Ditto: >:(
Don't be deceived! FIGHT!
Kirby: (takes boxing glove out of pocket that exists for some reason :/) (inhales) (copy ability sound effect plays)
Ditto: (uses Transform) Ditto!
Kirby: ?
Ditto: (runs towards Kirby and grabs)
Kirby: !
Ditto: (throws)
(Ditto and Kirby have a war of punches)
(Kirby disposes ability and summons Knuckle Joe)
Ditto: (does combo with Knuckle Joe)
(Knuckle Joe is at low health)
Knuckle Joe: Leave it to me! (starts trying to punch Ditto)
Ditto: (grabs and throws)
(while all of this happens, Kirby goes looking for another copy ability)
Ditto: (kicks Knuckle Joe to K.O. him)
K.O.!
Ditto: Ditto?
(Kirby comes back with the ninja ability)
Ditto: (readies)
Kirby: (teleports behind Ditto for a sneak attack)
Ditto: (blocks with foot)
(another war of punches)
Ditto: (grabs and throws outside lab)
Kirby: (finds Sword Knight and inhales) (copy ability sound effect)
Ditto: (uses Transform)
(Kirby and Ditto run at each other, then have a sword duel)
Ditto: (clashes swords and make them stay there)
(Ditto knocks sword out of Kirby's hands)
Kirby: Wah!
Ditto: (stabs Kirby)
K.O.!
What?! Okay, even THIS is more ridiculous than the outsome of Marowak Vs. Sans *wink* Go see that first please!
Well, I actually have a more reasonable explanation ready for this one, and it's better than Sans Vs. Marowak *wink*. So, Ditto's only move is Transform, and according to a lot of Pokedex entried, Ditto can get everything right about anything that it sees and transforms into. This means that when Ditto transformed into Kirby, Ditto ALSO beat all those final bosses, Ditto ALSO can use copy abilities, Ditto got everything right.
But what about that sword clash in the end, huh? How did that work?
Well, Ditto may not be strong, but even it does have better strength than Kirby, who is literally a blob. Ditto carries his stats and combines them with Kirby's capabilities, and you get the ultimate weapon. Kirby knew that he would win, but what he didn't know was that Ditto can master any transformation at the speed of sound.
THAT IS NO EXCUSE!
Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
*sigh* And I'm Rotom...
And the winner of this match is Ditto.

Hey! You there! Check out this sneak peek for the next Video Games Vs. Pokemon!
(There's a tall green figure with an "L" on his hat)
Oh yeah!

Hey guys! Sorry if this looked insane to you, because without Transform, Kirby would crush Ditto. I got kinda tired while making this, so I might've made some mistakes. Hope you all understand, see ya!
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