This is a parody of Criminal by Britney Spears. Literally thought of this because I was bored and didn't want to do my homework. This is an amazing parody I thought of in 5 minutes. XD Here's a cheat sheet for this if you don't understand. This is Michael Myers (from Dead By Daylight, who is known as The Shape in that game) put into a song. Hope you enjoy (I recommend listening to an instrumental of the song while reading this)!
- Michael Myers' sister's name is Laurie.
- His weapon is the kitchen knife, so there will be stabs.
- He gains power and speed by stalking people.
- He is literally insane, and that is reflected in his power: Evil Within. The more he stalks, the more mad he gets.
- His hare, or Dead Rabbit, is an add-on for his power in the game.
- In the game, the killers try to catch you and put you on hooks (if they can't kill you first).
Yes, I know I made a typo... Just ignore it please XD Can't fix it now.