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It's Worse Than Imagined.

by Spooky Sploosh

Spooky Sploosh After reading what is said to be absolutely the worst fanfic of all time...life...life starts to become grammatically incorrect.
4/20/20XX

So I read "My Immortal". The whole thing. Whole thing I mean like what the author got as much done until she stopped. 44 Chapters. 44 Chapters. Dear god I could have written an entire series that by default would be better. Oh well. I can shrug it off and continue on with my life.

4/23/20XXx

I went to school, and somehow I made several spelling errors on a written response. How could that be? I'm a nearly perfect child with A's across my repot card. My teacherr said they were very few and at least you could tell what word I was trying to spell. It's still emberrasing. It feels like Im screwing up a lot of things resently.

4/24/20XXxX

It hapen again. How do you mispell your own nam? It was again, embearising. I just want to listen to some music to calm myself.

4/25/20XXxXX

...For some reason I listened to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson for the lolz, and it sounded goods. SOMEONE WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSODE!

4/27/20XXxXX666

Okay sumthing is rong with me, im not kiding. It fels like it is geting wosre and worse with evry passing day. I don't even know how to bckspace so that's a prombllem.

5/1/20XXxXX666XxXXXxxX

For some reaosn i feel like hatting my parents and going ro Hot Topic. I need to pierce my nose and hate the preps.

AN: Fangz to my besst friend DarkSatanSexSlave666 fpr helpin me wif gettin da blood for the party to drink!!11!!1! Fuk u prepz, ill drink blood whenever i want.

5/20/20XX
I just recovered. What the hell did I even do to my body?
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  1. Popplio
    Popplio
    That.. Was actually pretty good. And true. I sometime reads bad fanfiction, and then. I start to spell wrong. But only a bit.
    Apr 18, 2016