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Injured Pokemon Parody Fic: Scenario One

by Shiny Blue Gardevoir

Shiny Blue Gardevoir Here's what would REALLY happen if you encountered an injured pokemon. And no, it wouldn't be your BFF, nor would it join your team.
Scenario One

Mary was walking outside Geosenge Town, with her newly received starter, Pikachu, because that isn't cliché at all. Then, all of a sudden, she came across an injured torchic, for some reason, even though torchic aren't native to Kalos, and it's unclear why the fuck it was there in the first place.

"Oh no! Pikachu, we have to help!" she cried, "Let's get it to the pokemon centre!"

"Pika!" Pikachu agreed.

Mary ran over to the torchic, clearly completely unaware of how to approach an injured pokemon, and tried to grab it up into her arms, instead of putting it in a pokeball, where it would be safer and easier to carry, until she got it to a pokemon centre. As a result, the badly wounded and frightened torchic, who was none to happy about having its broken body handled roughly by this strange girl, used ember. On her face.

Mary immediately dropped it, screaming in agony as her flesh burned, and all that Pikachu did was sit there and watch. She cursed herself for being too stupid to not approach the torchic calmly, despite knowing that it was frightened, and, like most real life animals, would most likely attack when feeling threatened.

Mary ended up having to quit her journey to recover from her wounds, after which she developed a fear of fire types, gave up on being a pokemon master, and got a normal job. The end.
  1. Shiny Blue Gardevoir
    Shiny Blue Gardevoir
    @The Argonaut This series is supposed to parody all of these oh-so-cliche injured pokemon fics, starting with the issue of approaching injured pokemon. As someone who studied veterinary medicine, and personally knew several vets, I can tell you first hand that you should NEVER run at an injured animal, like in the fics I'm parodying. It will be frightened, and it will, most likely, try to bite you. Now imagine that that animal breathes fire, or has big sharp fangs imbued with venom... Yeah, that wouldn't go down, like, at all, in the pokemon world.
    Mar 29, 2017
  2. Il Fantasma
    Il Fantasma
    Sweet jeezus! I knew this wasn't gonna be a happy ending, but damn! Rip, Mary!

    Gotta admit, though, that this was pretty funny. 10/10, mate! xD
    Mar 29, 2017