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<Location: Sweet Apple Acres, Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse>
Pokey Pierce: So why are we here again?
Pinkie Pie: Well, After I told you that we were going to meet my family, you made a weird and nervous look. To be more precise it looked like the face a pony make when they forgot to do their project for science class and they remember when they reach the school, so they have to create one in five minutes and they hope that the teacher will give them a passing grade or else they're parents will ground them and give them no dessert for a week, though I think twilight wouldn't need threat of being grounded cause she really like doing research, so I imagine her doing her homework immediately after the teacher hands out the assignment. Now that I think about I wonder how she reacted when Princess Celestia handed the first homework assignm-
Pokey: Equestria to major pinkie pie. What are we doing here?
Pinkie: *blush in embarrassment and rub her head.* anyways, I brought you here cause I setup a simulation. I asked the crusaders if I could borrow there clubhouse. I also asked a friend of mine to play the part of a dad.
Pokey: … who?
Pinkie: guess?
Pokey: Mr.Cake?
Pinkie: Caught a cold.
Pokey: Dox?
Pinkie: attending important meeting.
Pokey: Fancy Pants?
Pinkie: he and Fleur went on their honeymoon.
Pokey: Oh yeah that right… I give up. I'll just go up and see *climb up the ladder and see sitting in a fancy red chair is a light brilliant gamboge stallion reading the newspaper. Pokey study the a brown mane and brown tail similar to pinkie pie. On his face is a fake black Mustache.*
??? Stallion: so You must be my daughter's special somepony?
Pokey: Who are you?
??? Stallion: Me? *smile* why I'm Clyde Pie.
Pokey Pierce's thought: The last time I checked, Pinkie's dad looked like an old man. This must be the guy pinkie pie got to play
Pokey: well to answer your question yes.
Clyde Pie???: So why do you find my daughter interesting
Pokey: Well I find her personality interesting. She energetic, wild, and she nicer than some of the mares raised Canterlot.
Clyde Pie???: Now I understand.
Pokey:You do.
Clyde Pie???: Yes *take in a deep breath* YOUR AFTER MY DAUGHTER'S PLOT!
Pokey: *Startled.* WHAT?! NO!
Clyde Pie???: DON'T LIE TO ME, I KNOW YOUR TYPE! ALL WAYS LOOKING FOR SOME INNOCENT COUNTRY MARE TO CORRUPT WITH YOUR BITS, SHINY BOBBLES, AND YOUR FANCY YACHTS! YOUR PROBABLY ONLY DATING HER CAUSE SHE GOOD LOOKING!
Pokey: NO!
Clyde pie???: OH SO MY DAUGHTER NOT GOOD LOOKING TO YOU!
Pokey: *franticly waves his fore legs.* NO! SHE VERY GOOD LOOKING!
Clyde Pie???: SO YOU ARE ARE ATTRACTED TO HER LOOKS!
Pokey: NO, I MEAN YES SORT
Clyde Pie???: SHUT UP!
Pokey: *shake intensely out if fear.*
Clyde Pie???: You Canterlot colts are all the same. All you can think about is social status, Bits, and which cute mare you will fu.
Pinkie Pie: * come up.* Censorship Cheese Sandwich.
Pokey: HUH?
Cheese Sandwich: Sorry pinke pie, I got carried away a little bit too much. Anyway nice to meet you. I'm Cheese sandwich and I'll be playing Clyde Pie.
Pokey's thought: So this is the guy pinkie pie got to play her dad. Heck, they even look.
Pokey: nice to meet you mister sandwich.
<hours of practice later>
Pokey: *waving along with Pinkie.* Bye bye and thanks for helping me.
Cheese Sandwich: *wave s back as he walks away.*
Pokey: What a nice guy. A little bit odd, but stll a nice guy.
Pinkie: Yeppers. So are you ready to Meet my family.
Pokey: yeah. Also *kiss pinkie pie on the cheek.* thank you Pinkie for helping me gather some courage
Pinkie: Hey a marefriend has to bring the brave side out of them.
<Location: Sweet Apple Acres, Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse>
Pokey Pierce: So why are we here again?
Pinkie Pie: Well, After I told you that we were going to meet my family, you made a weird and nervous look. To be more precise it looked like the face a pony make when they forgot to do their project for science class and they remember when they reach the school, so they have to create one in five minutes and they hope that the teacher will give them a passing grade or else they're parents will ground them and give them no dessert for a week, though I think twilight wouldn't need threat of being grounded cause she really like doing research, so I imagine her doing her homework immediately after the teacher hands out the assignment. Now that I think about I wonder how she reacted when Princess Celestia handed the first homework assignm-
Pokey: Equestria to major pinkie pie. What are we doing here?
Pinkie: *blush in embarrassment and rub her head.* anyways, I brought you here cause I setup a simulation. I asked the crusaders if I could borrow there clubhouse. I also asked a friend of mine to play the part of a dad.
Pokey: … who?
Pinkie: guess?
Pokey: Mr.Cake?
Pinkie: Caught a cold.
Pokey: Dox?
Pinkie: attending important meeting.
Pokey: Fancy Pants?
Pinkie: he and Fleur went on their honeymoon.
Pokey: Oh yeah that right… I give up. I'll just go up and see *climb up the ladder and see sitting in a fancy red chair is a light brilliant gamboge stallion reading the newspaper. Pokey study the a brown mane and brown tail similar to pinkie pie. On his face is a fake black Mustache.*
??? Stallion: so You must be my daughter's special somepony?
Pokey: Who are you?
??? Stallion: Me? *smile* why I'm Clyde Pie.
Pokey Pierce's thought: The last time I checked, Pinkie's dad looked like an old man. This must be the guy pinkie pie got to play
Pokey: well to answer your question yes.
Clyde Pie???: So why do you find my daughter interesting
Pokey: Well I find her personality interesting. She energetic, wild, and she nicer than some of the mares raised Canterlot.
Clyde Pie???: Now I understand.
Pokey:You do.
Clyde Pie???: Yes *take in a deep breath* YOUR AFTER MY DAUGHTER'S PLOT!
Pokey: *Startled.* WHAT?! NO!
Clyde Pie???: DON'T LIE TO ME, I KNOW YOUR TYPE! ALL WAYS LOOKING FOR SOME INNOCENT COUNTRY MARE TO CORRUPT WITH YOUR BITS, SHINY BOBBLES, AND YOUR FANCY YACHTS! YOUR PROBABLY ONLY DATING HER CAUSE SHE GOOD LOOKING!
Pokey: NO!
Clyde pie???: OH SO MY DAUGHTER NOT GOOD LOOKING TO YOU!
Pokey: *franticly waves his fore legs.* NO! SHE VERY GOOD LOOKING!
Clyde Pie???: SO YOU ARE ARE ATTRACTED TO HER LOOKS!
Pokey: NO, I MEAN YES SORT
Clyde Pie???: SHUT UP!
Pokey: *shake intensely out if fear.*
Clyde Pie???: You Canterlot colts are all the same. All you can think about is social status, Bits, and which cute mare you will fu.
Pinkie Pie: * come up.* Censorship Cheese Sandwich.
Pokey: HUH?
Cheese Sandwich: Sorry pinke pie, I got carried away a little bit too much. Anyway nice to meet you. I'm Cheese sandwich and I'll be playing Clyde Pie.
Pokey's thought: So this is the guy pinkie pie got to play her dad. Heck, they even look.
Pokey: nice to meet you mister sandwich.
<hours of practice later>
Pokey: *waving along with Pinkie.* Bye bye and thanks for helping me.
Cheese Sandwich: *wave s back as he walks away.*
Pokey: What a nice guy. A little bit odd, but stll a nice guy.
Pinkie: Yeppers. So are you ready to Meet my family.
Pokey: yeah. Also *kiss pinkie pie on the cheek.* thank you Pinkie for helping me gather some courage
Pinkie: Hey a marefriend has to bring the brave side out of them.