Fire.
Cats.
Is there anything better?
Aboslutely not.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> FIREHEART, THUNDERCLAN'S WARRIOR
P2> LITTEN, ALOLA'S ATTITUDE
For this fight, there will be no gimmicks. This means no Torracat, Incineroar, or Firestar.
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
For ages, cats have taken over the forest. Armed with their sharp claws and reliable fangs, they've fought over the forest for decades.
And they're strong cats, too! They're bigger than any y'all have ever seen!
Except for the kits...they're tiny.
Anyway, one of the sides, ThunderClan, was losing warriors and needed new ones.
Its leader, Bluestar, and her patrol saw a message from StarClan: Fire.
Not JUST fire!
Later, they deciphered what it REALLY meant: Fire alone could save their clan. That somewhere out there, there was a warrior so strong it could match the might of 10 warriors.
Who is this cat, you may be asking? A kittypet.
Yep. A housecat named Rusty. Destiny or some crap led him to Graypaw, his future best friend, and Bluestar, who then realized HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!
So, for some reason, Rusty accepted the request to join the clan, and got a new name, Firepaw.
Firepaw trained every last bit of him out until he became a true warrior.
Mostly because he had frickin' Saverous Snape as a mentor.
Otherwise known as...Tigerclaw.
Within a nanosecond, Firepaw became a warrior, getting the name he had always deserved: Fireheart.
Fireheart's got a pretty small arsenal, but he makes the most out of them.
He has his trusty fangs and claws to defend himself, but before the battle even starts, he has quite the defense.
He can take a whiff of the air to determine what' around him.
It's like the force, in a way. He can even smell what emotions other cats are feeling.
He mostly uses this to sense incoming attacks when the enemy isn't seen. When the enemy IS seen, though, he's very quick.
Fireheart isn't very like other cats in his clan. He tends to break the code every now and then, but he's a good cat otherwise.
Mini skit time!
MINI-SKIT
SSE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
Fireheart: How tough am I? I beat a cat from ShadowClan...
SSE: Yeah? So?
Fireheart: ...as an apprentice!
SSE: Uh, right this way, sir.
MINI-SKIT
Fireheart does tend to have his mess-ups, though.
Uh...actually, I can't think of any.
Me neither.
Hm...anyway, Fireheart's one tough war kitty, and no cat has told him otherwise.
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, a boy named Sun moved from Kanto to Alola. He had the choice to choose from three Pokemon: Rowlet, Popplio, or Litten.
While it's not the canonical choice, he chose Litten!
Because Assault bios.
Litten always stays in battle, no matter the case.
She's powered through any obstacle she's come across.
Also known as the Fire Cat Pokemon, she has the ability Blaze, which powers up her Fire-Type moves when she's at low health.
And she's got decent stats for a starter. 70 for Speed, 65 for Attack, 60 for Special Attack, 45 for HP, and 40 for Defense and Special Defense.
Being the Fire-Type she is, she's weak to Ground-, Rock-, and Water-Type moves.
Good thing she has more resistances, at Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Grass-, Ice-, and Fairy-Type moves!
Don't get too starry-eyed, though...
Wh-what? (rubs eyes) Who said I was starry-eyed?
...because she doesn't have much variety in her moveset.
She tears them up with Scratch, burns them with Ember, lowers their attack with Growl, Paralyses them with Lick, and lower their defense with Leer.
But surely, Litten's most powerful move is Fire Fang, an attack that involves Litten charging at her target with her mouth burning.
Took her a while to master it, but she's got it!
These are all the moves she can use before evolving. Weird, right?
Litten's one awesome Pokemon, being a little bit of everything a cat needs.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we goooooo!
ASSAULT!!
(Hau'oli City - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
Fireheart: Wonder why they would lead me towards a beach...at least the sun feels nice. Hey, there's Ravenpaw! (runs)
Litten: Ahh, time for my-- (gets sand on) Hey!
Fireheart: Come on! Almost there!
Litten: (runs super fast to catch up with Fireheart) (bites and drags away)
Fireheart: Hey!
Litten: You're going to pay for that! Last time someone did that, they got roasted!
Fireheart: Okay...
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
(Solgaleo/Lunala - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
Litten: (uses Scratch)
Fireheart: (dodges) Woah! Your claws!
Litten: Weird, right? (uses Scratch again)
Fireheart: (dodges and counters with a swipe)
Litten: Ow!
Fireheart: (bites and throws on ground) (gets ready to finish her off)
Litten: (dodges and uses Leer)
Fireheart: Ungh!
Litten: (uses Growl)
Fireheart: Uh...
Litten: (runs at and uses Lick)
Fireheart: Oh, it's just a lick. (feels tension in body) YOW! What is this?
Litten: (headbutts)
Fireheart: I can barely move!
Litten: (charges at and uses Fire Fang)
Fireheart: (Manages to dodge)
Litten: What?!
Fireheart: (pulls out medicine plant from...uh...)
(he's healed)
Litten: What the heck?
Fireheart: (runs at and headbutts)
Litten: Oof!
Fireheart: (does quick slashes)
Litten: Ow!
Fireheart: (gets ready to finish off)
(Litten dodges again)
Litten: (uses Ember)
(Fireheart is burned)
Fireheart: Ah!
Litten: You thought you WON this! (charges at and uses Fire Fang again)
(Fireheart's skin burns, leaving just the skeleton)
Litten: Hm. Useless. (kicks)
KO
(Hau'oli City Night - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
No...no no no...
Noooo WHY LITTEN WHY?!
I can see them coming!
Get to the trapdoor! (uncovers secret trapdoor and bring camera)
Getting closer!
I'm moving! (covers trapdoor)
(infects alarm clock)
Peridot: (demon eyes) WHERE IS HE?!
Jay-No-Eyes: HE MUST DIE!
(turns on camera) Okay, so yeah. Hopefully the Warriors fangirls won't kill me for this outcome, but...yeah. Fireheart is super skilled in being a warrior cat, he even became a leader in the future, but when you compare Fireheart's moveset and accomplishments to Litten's, it makes Fireheart look like a joke. We've said before that both are fire kitties...but we lied. Only Litten is. Only Pokemon can pull that kind of thing off. Unless you're another kind of RPG.
The winner is Litten.
Peridot: FOUND YOU!
Crap!
ASSAULT!!
Cats.
Is there anything better?
Aboslutely not.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> FIREHEART, THUNDERCLAN'S WARRIOR
P2> LITTEN, ALOLA'S ATTITUDE
For this fight, there will be no gimmicks. This means no Torracat, Incineroar, or Firestar.
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
For ages, cats have taken over the forest. Armed with their sharp claws and reliable fangs, they've fought over the forest for decades.
And they're strong cats, too! They're bigger than any y'all have ever seen!
Except for the kits...they're tiny.
Anyway, one of the sides, ThunderClan, was losing warriors and needed new ones.
Its leader, Bluestar, and her patrol saw a message from StarClan: Fire.
Not JUST fire!
Later, they deciphered what it REALLY meant: Fire alone could save their clan. That somewhere out there, there was a warrior so strong it could match the might of 10 warriors.
Who is this cat, you may be asking? A kittypet.
Yep. A housecat named Rusty. Destiny or some crap led him to Graypaw, his future best friend, and Bluestar, who then realized HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!
So, for some reason, Rusty accepted the request to join the clan, and got a new name, Firepaw.
Firepaw trained every last bit of him out until he became a true warrior.
Mostly because he had frickin' Saverous Snape as a mentor.
Otherwise known as...Tigerclaw.
Within a nanosecond, Firepaw became a warrior, getting the name he had always deserved: Fireheart.
Fireheart's got a pretty small arsenal, but he makes the most out of them.
He has his trusty fangs and claws to defend himself, but before the battle even starts, he has quite the defense.
He can take a whiff of the air to determine what' around him.
It's like the force, in a way. He can even smell what emotions other cats are feeling.
He mostly uses this to sense incoming attacks when the enemy isn't seen. When the enemy IS seen, though, he's very quick.
Fireheart isn't very like other cats in his clan. He tends to break the code every now and then, but he's a good cat otherwise.
Mini skit time!
MINI-SKIT
SSE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
Fireheart: How tough am I? I beat a cat from ShadowClan...
SSE: Yeah? So?
Fireheart: ...as an apprentice!
SSE: Uh, right this way, sir.
MINI-SKIT
Fireheart does tend to have his mess-ups, though.
Uh...actually, I can't think of any.
Me neither.
Hm...anyway, Fireheart's one tough war kitty, and no cat has told him otherwise.
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, a boy named Sun moved from Kanto to Alola. He had the choice to choose from three Pokemon: Rowlet, Popplio, or Litten.
While it's not the canonical choice, he chose Litten!
Because Assault bios.
Litten always stays in battle, no matter the case.
She's powered through any obstacle she's come across.
Also known as the Fire Cat Pokemon, she has the ability Blaze, which powers up her Fire-Type moves when she's at low health.
And she's got decent stats for a starter. 70 for Speed, 65 for Attack, 60 for Special Attack, 45 for HP, and 40 for Defense and Special Defense.
Being the Fire-Type she is, she's weak to Ground-, Rock-, and Water-Type moves.
Good thing she has more resistances, at Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Grass-, Ice-, and Fairy-Type moves!
Don't get too starry-eyed, though...
Wh-what? (rubs eyes) Who said I was starry-eyed?
...because she doesn't have much variety in her moveset.
She tears them up with Scratch, burns them with Ember, lowers their attack with Growl, Paralyses them with Lick, and lower their defense with Leer.
But surely, Litten's most powerful move is Fire Fang, an attack that involves Litten charging at her target with her mouth burning.
Took her a while to master it, but she's got it!
These are all the moves she can use before evolving. Weird, right?
Litten's one awesome Pokemon, being a little bit of everything a cat needs.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we goooooo!
ASSAULT!!
(Hau'oli City - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
Fireheart: Wonder why they would lead me towards a beach...at least the sun feels nice. Hey, there's Ravenpaw! (runs)
Litten: Ahh, time for my-- (gets sand on) Hey!
Fireheart: Come on! Almost there!
Litten: (runs super fast to catch up with Fireheart) (bites and drags away)
Fireheart: Hey!
Litten: You're going to pay for that! Last time someone did that, they got roasted!
Fireheart: Okay...
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
(Solgaleo/Lunala - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
Litten: (uses Scratch)
Fireheart: (dodges) Woah! Your claws!
Litten: Weird, right? (uses Scratch again)
Fireheart: (dodges and counters with a swipe)
Litten: Ow!
Fireheart: (bites and throws on ground) (gets ready to finish her off)
Litten: (dodges and uses Leer)
Fireheart: Ungh!
Litten: (uses Growl)
Fireheart: Uh...
Litten: (runs at and uses Lick)
Fireheart: Oh, it's just a lick. (feels tension in body) YOW! What is this?
Litten: (headbutts)
Fireheart: I can barely move!
Litten: (charges at and uses Fire Fang)
Fireheart: (Manages to dodge)
Litten: What?!
Fireheart: (pulls out medicine plant from...uh...)
(he's healed)
Litten: What the heck?
Fireheart: (runs at and headbutts)
Litten: Oof!
Fireheart: (does quick slashes)
Litten: Ow!
Fireheart: (gets ready to finish off)
(Litten dodges again)
Litten: (uses Ember)
(Fireheart is burned)
Fireheart: Ah!
Litten: You thought you WON this! (charges at and uses Fire Fang again)
(Fireheart's skin burns, leaving just the skeleton)
Litten: Hm. Useless. (kicks)
KO
(Hau'oli City Night - Pokemon Sun and Moon)
No...no no no...
Noooo WHY LITTEN WHY?!
I can see them coming!
Get to the trapdoor! (uncovers secret trapdoor and bring camera)
Getting closer!
I'm moving! (covers trapdoor)
(infects alarm clock)
Peridot: (demon eyes) WHERE IS HE?!
Jay-No-Eyes: HE MUST DIE!
(turns on camera) Okay, so yeah. Hopefully the Warriors fangirls won't kill me for this outcome, but...yeah. Fireheart is super skilled in being a warrior cat, he even became a leader in the future, but when you compare Fireheart's moveset and accomplishments to Litten's, it makes Fireheart look like a joke. We've said before that both are fire kitties...but we lied. Only Litten is. Only Pokemon can pull that kind of thing off. Unless you're another kind of RPG.
The winner is Litten.
Peridot: FOUND YOU!
Crap!
ASSAULT!!
