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10 Episodes: Episode 10

by E.K.A.N.S.

E.K.A.N.S. The final episode in this series takes place an undisclosed number of years after Episode 9, and it's just a conversation between Seb and Gabe about a letter they receive in the mail. Their story from here was meant to be in an RP called the Battle Spire, where they weren't accepted, so it remains unwritten.

This fanfic was part of a long bio I wrote for Seb and you can read the whole thing here. The controversial character led to a back-and-forth that resulted in me getting a warning. Instead of letting the episodes go to waste, I thought I'd share them as written works and make some people laugh.

By the way, did I mention that Seb walks around with a massive bulge because his pants are too tight? No, I don't think I did, but I'm telling you now, because it's years later and he's a grown man. ;D

@Killerbunny the god @Clite of Dragonbow @Night's Shadow @SageNeb @kyuukestu
"What's this? An invitation to a place called the Battle Spire?" Seb frowned. "Who am I kidding? I've heard of it, because I know where Celeste is at all times of the day."

"Stalker," Gabe teased. "No wonder that so-called 'invitation' doesn't sound like one."

"Yeah. I normally get letters beginning with Greetings Trainer! but I've never gotten one that started off with Greetings Dickhead! I didn't know such words were in my precious Celeste's vocabulary," the man agreed. "Guess all those world travels paid off. I'm such an accomplished trainer that she can't ignore me anymore. That woman has way too much pride, and someone should make her swallow it."

"Whoa, did she scribble this furious message herself? That is so tsundere," gasped the Gardevoir. "I think she wants your bulge."

"Well I'm gonna ram it down her throat," Seb resolved. "And by 'it,' I mean her pride."
  1. ThAtGuY101
    *Seb slams the door open*
    Celeste: What the?! What are you doi-
    Seb: What that mouth do...
    Celeste: Wait, what?!
    Seb: I mean... *Clears throat*, what that ego of yours do?
    Gabe: Nailed it.
    Aug 31, 2020
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  2. Killerbunny the god
    Killerbunny the god
    Hmm. I thought you said that you would be all smiles and sweets not too long ago. Did you have a change of heart? Or do you like... Bulgying me?

    I'm sorry that pun was way too bad
    Aug 31, 2020
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  3. Gamingfan
    Man, even the mention of Celeste causes accidental Seb innuendos.
    Aug 31, 2020