Rotom: You know people like this right?
Dope: What, really?
Rotom: Yep.
Dope: Aww...FUGG, DUUUUDE!
Emily (Il Fantasma): Sometimes I wonder what the meaning of life is.
(John [Eeveechu151] is standing on a mountain spike with one foot)
Emily: Fight time?
John: Aw, you bet! (jumps down)
Emily: Welp. Don't come crying to me when your head is chopped off!
John: Hah! Same goes for you...
(silence)
(a tumbleweed...tumbles)
Dope: Yo, is that... (gets hit by tumbleweed) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(John and Emily quickly teleport toe-to-toe)
Dope: Oh dang! I'd better get out of here! (runs away)
John: Let's do it how Trent would do it.
Emily: Uh, what?
Only the strong survive!
(John pulls out Shadowbane)
(Emily pulls out bo staff)
FIGHT ON!
(they constantly duel)
(Emily kicks John)
John: Ow? (kicks back)
Emily: (blocks with bo staff but the bo staff breaks) Uh-oh.
John: Pay attention!
Emily: (throws part of it at eye)
John: AHHHHHH!
Emily: (throws through body, then does insane ground combo) Psh. You're gonna have to try harder than that.
John: Do you KNOW who you're talking to?! (heals)
Emily: wat
John: (slices with Shadowbane)
Emily: (kicks Shadowbane out of hand) Coward!
John: Look who's talking!
(they have a close-quarter fight)
Emily: This is getting boring! Let's have some real fun!
John: I'm already having enough fun! Kicking your ***!
Emily: (transforms into Death!Sicily)
John: I see. (transforms into Koopat) Let's do this!
Penny: John! John, are you there?
John: Right here. (curls into shell and launches)
Emily: (kicks back)
Penny: I heard you were in a fight. Is there any way I can help?
John: You can get over here! (transforms into Sun) (throws out Repide)
Penny: Ah, right.
Dope: Probs shouldn't be here, but it's time for a soundtrack change!
John: Repide, Accelerock!
Repide: RAWWWR! (uses Accelerock)
Emily: (barely flinches) It's a nice day for some mayhem. (transforms into Evil!Sicily) Your soul with be disposed of!
Penny: Okay, I'm here.
John: Good. (transforms into Cloak) (spindashes)
Emily: (blocks) (transforms into Monster!Sicily) RAWWWWWR!
Repide: GRRRRRR! (bites)
Emily: (throws away and stomps)
Repide: (whines)
John: Repide! You'll PAY for that!
Emily: WILL I?! (transforms into Yandere!Sicily) Let's finish this!
John: (transforms into CreeperNinja) YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FIGHT ME!
Dope: More climacticness required! (changes song)
John: (spawns two Shadowbanes, throwing one of them through Dope's mouth)
Dope: Ah, ahk. I'mma jutht, ya know, go over theya now. Key? (runs away) (but trips and dies)
John: (gets Shadowbane back)
Emily: (spawns two Bo Staffs)
(they fight a lot faster)
(so fast they teleport to space)
Emily: You're done, son! (goes faster)
Trent: It's quite a beautiful day outside. I think John and Emily are fighting...HWHAT?!
Phantom!Leafeon: FUGG, DUDE!
John: (grabs and slams against moon)
Emily: (turns around and stabs right through moon)
Phantom!Leafeon: Awww, dat ain't good.
John: (kicks right back to Earth)
Emily: (kicks back)
John: (charges up razor wave)
Emily: (charges up razor wave)
(they clash)
(the world explodes)
DOUBLE K.O.!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have...a tie!
(there is nothing left)
(no one on the podium)
(just black)
Dope: FUGG, DUUUUUUUDE!
@Il Fantasma
@Eeveechu151
Dope: What, really?
Rotom: Yep.
Dope: Aww...FUGG, DUUUUDE!
Emily (Il Fantasma): Sometimes I wonder what the meaning of life is.
(John [Eeveechu151] is standing on a mountain spike with one foot)
Emily: Fight time?
John: Aw, you bet! (jumps down)
Emily: Welp. Don't come crying to me when your head is chopped off!
John: Hah! Same goes for you...
(silence)
(a tumbleweed...tumbles)
Dope: Yo, is that... (gets hit by tumbleweed) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(John and Emily quickly teleport toe-to-toe)
Dope: Oh dang! I'd better get out of here! (runs away)
John: Let's do it how Trent would do it.
Emily: Uh, what?
Only the strong survive!
(John pulls out Shadowbane)
(Emily pulls out bo staff)
FIGHT ON!
(they constantly duel)
(Emily kicks John)
John: Ow? (kicks back)
Emily: (blocks with bo staff but the bo staff breaks) Uh-oh.
John: Pay attention!
Emily: (throws part of it at eye)
John: AHHHHHH!
Emily: (throws through body, then does insane ground combo) Psh. You're gonna have to try harder than that.
John: Do you KNOW who you're talking to?! (heals)
Emily: wat
John: (slices with Shadowbane)
Emily: (kicks Shadowbane out of hand) Coward!
John: Look who's talking!
(they have a close-quarter fight)
Emily: This is getting boring! Let's have some real fun!
John: I'm already having enough fun! Kicking your ***!
Emily: (transforms into Death!Sicily)
John: I see. (transforms into Koopat) Let's do this!
Penny: John! John, are you there?
John: Right here. (curls into shell and launches)
Emily: (kicks back)
Penny: I heard you were in a fight. Is there any way I can help?
John: You can get over here! (transforms into Sun) (throws out Repide)
Penny: Ah, right.
Dope: Probs shouldn't be here, but it's time for a soundtrack change!
John: Repide, Accelerock!
Repide: RAWWWR! (uses Accelerock)
Emily: (barely flinches) It's a nice day for some mayhem. (transforms into Evil!Sicily) Your soul with be disposed of!
Penny: Okay, I'm here.
John: Good. (transforms into Cloak) (spindashes)
Emily: (blocks) (transforms into Monster!Sicily) RAWWWWWR!
Repide: GRRRRRR! (bites)
Emily: (throws away and stomps)
Repide: (whines)
John: Repide! You'll PAY for that!
Emily: WILL I?! (transforms into Yandere!Sicily) Let's finish this!
John: (transforms into CreeperNinja) YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FIGHT ME!
Dope: More climacticness required! (changes song)
John: (spawns two Shadowbanes, throwing one of them through Dope's mouth)
Dope: Ah, ahk. I'mma jutht, ya know, go over theya now. Key? (runs away) (but trips and dies)
John: (gets Shadowbane back)
Emily: (spawns two Bo Staffs)
(they fight a lot faster)
(so fast they teleport to space)
Emily: You're done, son! (goes faster)
Trent: It's quite a beautiful day outside. I think John and Emily are fighting...HWHAT?!
Phantom!Leafeon: FUGG, DUDE!
John: (grabs and slams against moon)
Emily: (turns around and stabs right through moon)
Phantom!Leafeon: Awww, dat ain't good.
John: (kicks right back to Earth)
Emily: (kicks back)
John: (charges up razor wave)
Emily: (charges up razor wave)
(they clash)
(the world explodes)
DOUBLE K.O.!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have...a tie!
(there is nothing left)
(no one on the podium)
(just black)
Dope: FUGG, DUUUUUUUDE!
@Il Fantasma
@Eeveechu151
