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Cream the Rabbit Vs. Robo Dedede

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Ahhh nooo I was forced into this...
Welcome...to I got bored.
This is the home for the laziest things I do, such as this.
So I was looking as one of @Eeveechu151's Clash of Code Episodes, and one was Amy Rose Vs. King Dedede. Amy Rose called Cream, and then Robo Dedede appeared after Amy and Dedede left. Then...then he asked for it.
DUSCLAMMER: My research is NOWHERE as good as Eeveechu's. Therefore, the turnout of this battle might be messed up, or my research could be incorrect. Without further ado, I'm DopeLeafeon, and this is Cream the Rabbit Vs. Robo Dedede

CREAM
Let's start on a more simple note shall we? Cream is a 6-year-old rabbit who is one of the only Sonic characters with a mother (Vanilla). Cream is capable of doing everything Sonic can. Including the spindash, damage hop, and running at fast speeds. Cream also stole one ability from Tails, and that is flight. Cream is capable of carrying Amy Rose, not only that, but she's capable of carrying BIG! Big...he's gotta go fat. The weight of an average fat person is around 150-170 lbs., which means Cream can carry some of Eggman's machines! Add that to Amy's weight, and you've got yourself a strong little girl! Cream has also managed to survive the Sonic.EXE apocalypse, which involved Tails and Knuckles trying to kill her. Which means Cream can actually overpower Tails AND Knuckles! Cream's only problem is, she has a HUGE soft spot. Cream would rather make friends than battle. Next!

ROBO DEDEDE
WARNING: I do not know anything about Kirby. If you are upset about the battle's turnout or Robo Dedede's bio, please correct me in the comments to avoid controversy.
So I did some research, and MAN is it a small character...
Robo Dedede is a mechanized version of King Dedede, and stores bombs on its back. These bombs can be shot by Robo, and the only way to stop them from hitting the opppnent is to hit the bomb. However, once the pod on its back is exploded, Robo Dedede will have no other choice but to use a ticking time bomb, that they later have to play tennis with. Once the time bomb has exploded, Robo Dedede will get dizzy, making him vulnerable. Once it's armor has been demolished, Robo Dedede will draw a hammer, and the only way to avoid that attack is to attack it!

Alrighty, both fighters have been researched. It's time to see who would win, once and for all!

(Robo Dedede comes in)
Cream: Oh!
Ready! FIGHT!
Robo Dedede: (launches bombs)
Cream: (homing attacks all of them, then homing attacks Robo) Well, someone outta reach you some manners! That's no way to deal with a lady! (Runs behind Robo Dedede and attacks bomb pod)
Robo Dedede: (uses time bomb)
Cream: (catches time bomb) (flies up to Robo Dedede and throws it)
(Dedede's armor is demolished)
Cream: Well, that was easy!
(Shining hammer attacks Cream)
Cream: Huh? Ahhh! (Gets hit and loses rings) Hmph! I'll show you! (Climbs up body and attacks hammer)
(Spectacular explosion)
K.O.!
Be honest, none of you expected Robo Dedede to win. So, why did Cream win? Well, Cream is small, but smart. She's no stranger to robots and how to deal with them. If you don't believe me, Sonic Advance 2 & 3. But by the looks of things, she knows what Robo Dedede's weaknesses were, and got rid of them. You know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon, and the winner of this match is Cream the Rabbit.
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  1. Mechanist Gamma
    Mechanist Gamma
    Actually, Tails and Knuckles (or at the very least rad red) are stronger than Cream, but I do agree that she's far stronger than Robo Dedede could hope to deal with no matter what. Thumbs-up!
    Aug 19, 2017
  2. DopeLeafeon470
    DopeLeafeon470
    Well, the Sonic.EXE part didn't matter because before that, we saw Cream was powerful enough to carry Big the Cat in flight, overpowering both Tails and Knuckles.
    Also, thx brah. Hope you liked it
    Jul 31, 2017
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  3. Mechanist Gamma
    Mechanist Gamma
    Well, you used evidence from Sonic.EXE in said bio. But yeah, I can't disagree with your conclusion. Robo Dedede's unspecified armor and the unspecified weapons used to beat him give him a very loose outlook, but overall his weak spots and Cream's learning capabilities and experience gave the victory to Cream in the end.
    Jul 31, 2017
  4. DopeLeafeon470
    DopeLeafeon470
    @Eeveechu151
    But it was a fair fight, because Cream is still only six years old and Robo Dedede and a bigger arsenal. And, who knows, Robo Dedede's armor could have been impenetrable, and it could be a type of metal that hedgehogs, rabbits in this case, can't break through, like Eggman's. Also, Sonic.EXE barely had any role in the bio, so...
    Jul 31, 2017
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  5. Mechanist Gamma
    Mechanist Gamma
    Definitely agree with this matches' conclusion. Cream has easily bust through many of Dr. Eggman's robots before, and with the composition of the previous weapon used being a laser gun we can't say for sure how thick Robo Dedede's armor is. More likely than not, it's of a similar composition to the bots that Eggman makes, if not weaker. But you shouldn't use Sonic.EXE for any part of research whatsoever. It's a non-canon fan game that has no relevance on the main series. That's why I've never used it.
    And yes, I was expecting Cream to win, actually. Robo Dedede is PATHETICALLY weak compared to her.
    Jul 31, 2017