Cat Exterminator

Got any troublesome felines running a muck in your neighborhood? Fret not! Just call your local cat exterminator and they'll make sure to suppress any cat-like disturbances. And by call I mean contact us via our website: https://www.kittywhackers.com. That's https://www.kittysmackers.com. And one more time, that's https://doubleudoubleudoubleu.kittyblasters.net

DISCLAIMER: We do not take responsibility for any potential kitty-cat fatalities of which involve our business.

This is a character from a story I'm in the process of processing. Who knows? Maybe I'll start uploading some written works of this story some time.