AOA 1#
@YourLittleSylvia
Sylvia: Oscar, what happened to Ichor? Have you tried talking to him?
Oscar: Well I was on that crazy spaceship and everyone else was off being useless in prison, and Ichor destroyed the shards. So the power went into me and I went to True Potential and it was like 'FWOOOOM!' and the Tech energy wave shut down the whole ship and his armour and stuff. So then he got like, obliterated and went into his spirit form, and now he's dead.
G.Sect: Uh, Oscar? What about the second part? Everyone already knew all that.
Oscar: Uh, yeah... I tried and it uh... it went to answer phone. Yeah!
G.Sect: *Gets out various torture machines*
Oscar: Okay, okay! Jeez! Uh, he doesn't know who he is anymore okay? He's not a threat. And also not that helpful either.
G.Sect: And why is that hmm?
Oscar: Because uh... I turned him into a meme. I did what I do best, and lied to make everyone feel better! And told him he was a Jazz Turtle with an appropriate Turtle name.
G.Sect: Okay! That went better than expected! We'll see you next on some other non-arranged time, where we'll be answering Ziru's question!
*Demonic voice intensifies*
WON'T WE OSCAR?
Oscar: Wait what question? *reads* Uh, sure... If I'm actually not out of here by the time G.Sect can be bothered to write it! Ha!
*dashes into wall*
NOOoOooOoOoOooOoOo!!!!!!!!
@YourLittleSylvia
Sylvia: Oscar, what happened to Ichor? Have you tried talking to him?
Oscar: Well I was on that crazy spaceship and everyone else was off being useless in prison, and Ichor destroyed the shards. So the power went into me and I went to True Potential and it was like 'FWOOOOM!' and the Tech energy wave shut down the whole ship and his armour and stuff. So then he got like, obliterated and went into his spirit form, and now he's dead.
G.Sect: Uh, Oscar? What about the second part? Everyone already knew all that.
Oscar: Uh, yeah... I tried and it uh... it went to answer phone. Yeah!
G.Sect: *Gets out various torture machines*
Oscar: Okay, okay! Jeez! Uh, he doesn't know who he is anymore okay? He's not a threat. And also not that helpful either.
G.Sect: And why is that hmm?
Oscar: Because uh... I turned him into a meme. I did what I do best, and lied to make everyone feel better! And told him he was a Jazz Turtle with an appropriate Turtle name.
G.Sect: Okay! That went better than expected! We'll see you next on some other non-arranged time, where we'll be answering Ziru's question!
*Demonic voice intensifies*
WON'T WE OSCAR?
Oscar: Wait what question? *reads* Uh, sure... If I'm actually not out of here by the time G.Sect can be bothered to write it! Ha!
*dashes into wall*
NOOoOooOoOoOooOoOo!!!!!!!!