Fun fact: I didn't make the fun facts in panel four up. In Kirby's Dreamland 3, there's a weird enemy that shows up periodically in unreachable locations. This enemy looks almost identical to Kirby, so many people [citation needed] choose to believe that they're the same species.
I'm one of those people, especially since we know there are a bunch of members of Kirby's species [citation: Kirby's Dreamland credits].
Yeah, bet you didn't think I was that kind of fan.