Who has three thumbs and forgot she was updating this? This chick, with an extra thumb!
In retrospect, Mr. Saturn speaks really coherently in this series, despite his wild font. I suppose that this fits in with the supposition in this comic that all the characters are really actors. Maybe Mr. Saturn just speaks oddly in his game because he's acting.
Speaking of, EarthBound and EarthBound Beginnings are on the Wii U Virtual Console. You should get them.