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20 Things You Should Not Do In The Pokemon World

by Shiny Blue Gardevoir

Shiny Blue Gardevoir Title says it all.
1.) Trade someone a haunter holding an everstone.

2.) Catch a male salandit.

3.) Or combee.

4.) Give a kid who doesn't like loud noise a whismur as their starter. Refuse to inform them that it will evolve into the loudest pokemon known to man.

5.) Kill a shiny pokemon. On purpose.

6.) Give your Ferroseed a hug.

7.) Touch your Gardevoir in inappropriate places.

8.) Or your Lopunny.

9.) Or your Machoke.

10.) Kill your rival's Raticate.

11.) Just because Red did it, doesn't mean that it's ok for you to do it, too.

12.) In fact, don't imitate anything that Red does. Climbing a snowy mountain, while wearing only a t-shirt and jeans is extremely dangerous, and no one should even think about attempting to do that.

13.) Let your Bewear hug you.

14.) Pet your Pawniard.

15.) Use Delcatty in battle.

16.) Tell a genwunner that Charizard is overrated.

17.) Throw your dolls away... And have them come back to you as banettes.

18.) Tell Ghetsis to give Arceus his drums back.

19.) Complain that there's too much water in Hoenn.

20.) Try to say, 'Alomomola'
  1. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    The Alomomola one is not actually that hard...
    Sep 30, 2019
  2. Fishykarp
    Fishykarp
    Someone said Magikarp
    So now I'm here
    You're right, don't cancel the evolution
    Give the thing an Everstone
    It's better than giving it to your Haunter
    May 20, 2017
  3. *that* gay guy
    *that* gay guy
    Bro you forgot cancel your magikarps evolution
    Mar 6, 2017
  4. BurbleBurble
    BurbleBurble
    You mean Alolololomomomola?
    (I think it's pronounced "Ah-Low-Moe-Moela")
    Mar 6, 2017
    RenzFlintrock, ~Rinko~ and Cloudswift like this.