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When life gives you....

Discussion in 'The Playground' started by Gold The Dragonite, May 17, 2019.

  1. You spray it on most memes, but leave a few alone.

    When life gives you a free ticket to the zoo...
     
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  2. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You stay at home.

    When life gives you a Job...
     
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  3. You stay at home.

    When life gives you a free aquarium ticket...
     
  4. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You swim with the sharks in the aquarium.

    When life gives you a troublesome wife...
     
  5. You think nothing of it because your a troublesome husband. Your perfect for each other. Don't change a thing. [​IMG]

    When life gives you a gundam
     
  6. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You break it, and then regret that you broke it.

    When life gives you flying spiders that frequently land on your face...
     
  7. PrincessPika~chan

    PrincessPika~chan Previously PrincessPika

    Flip out.

    When life gives you chocolate bars...
     
  8. You leave them out in the sun...

    When life gives puts a bunch of these guys in your house...
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  9. PrincessPika~chan

    PrincessPika~chan Previously PrincessPika

    Gently lay them outsde and slam the door.

    When lfe gves you a broken letter key...
     
  10. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You press it repeatedly for a whole year.

    When life gives you Pikachu...
     
  11. PrincessPika~chan

    PrincessPika~chan Previously PrincessPika

    Hug and pet it~

    When life gives you fabric...
     
  12. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You eat it, including your hand.

    When life gives you a Yandere that kills everyone for you...
     
  13. PrincessPika~chan

    PrincessPika~chan Previously PrincessPika

    Yell at them.

    When life gives you constant pipe dreams about anime on TV...
     
  14. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You stay awake, and wish it was true.

    When life gives you piano lessons...
     
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  15. You play mozart

    When life gives you the marauders map
     
  16. Nombre De Usuario

    Nombre De Usuario Previously JesusoChristo

    You rip it apart, and wish someone would bring you food to eat.

    When life gives you an IQ of 674,849,753,574,238,547...
     
  17. You control the universe... if anyone can do it it's you

    When life gives you a 15th century longsword
     
  18. You cherish it and put it over your mantlepiece, assuming you have one.

    When life gives you the choice between being on the recieving end of a Crossbow or a Longbow...
     
  19. You choose crossbow, since that can't get as far into a torso as a longbow can, and also it takes longer to reload a crossbow.

    When life gives you emotional pain all the time...
     
  20. You become dead inside thus immune to its effects

    When life gives you a whip
     
  21. Melody~Chan

    Melody~Chan Previously XxPika~ChanxX

    You whip the person you hate the most to death

    When life gives you already chewed gum
     
  22. You eat all of it so you can say "I'm here to chew gum and kick ***, and I'm all out of gum."

    When life gives you a laser pointer.
     
  23. Melody~Chan

    Melody~Chan Previously XxPika~ChanxX

    Obliterate a maggot with it

    When life gives you Rose Quartz' Sword from Steven Universe.
     
  24. You shatter all of the diamonds. All of them. No mercy.

    When life gives you super lush luxurious hair...
     

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