Chris and Sepha made it to where they had to go. He stood there, disgusted and a little sick from what he saw.
His best friend, extremely close to dead with a giant crater in his stomach.
He ran up to Jesie and placed his hand above his stomach and quickly tried to heal him. It didn’t take too long though, thanks to some help from Rowena and Ruby. The wound reversed and it looked like nothing happened. Even the torn shirt Jesie was wearing fixed itself too.
After around a minute of silence from Chris and Sepha, they watched as Jesie slowly opened his eyes. He finally spoke, “Did... something happen, Chris? Why is everyone standing around-“
He was quickly shut up by Chris hugging him, almost crying. “Thank fuck you’re not dead.”
“What do you mean? I’m fi-.”
“NO YOU FUCKING WEREN’T!! THERE WAS A FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR STOMACH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!” He finally snapped at Jesie. Seeing what he saw made him lose the happiness he once had minutes ago and went into a mental breakdown for a bit.
“Can I at least tell you what I was doing?”
“Fine! *sniff* Go ahead!” They both got up, with Chris trying to calm himself down since Jesie’s alive.
The stand user walked down the hall and slowly back at the group to display what the events that happened before the incident. (QUEUE THE DETECTIVE MUSIC) “Okay. So Sepha and I were going to show up at your little group down the hall, until something felt off to me.” He stopped walking when he made it to the cowboy’s dorm. “It felt like something similar to what I felt earlier today, and the source was coming from your dorm. So I decided to go into your dorm to check out the source.” He walked inside the dorm and into the living room, Chris still in the hallway, “When I walked inside, I noticed your hat was lying on the couch. The thing is, you RARELY take off the hat. Mind explaining to me why you left your hat on the couch, Mr. Nasken?”
Chris was confused. “.... I wanted to make a first impression to Allie for the dance. I thought not wearing it would be a good idea.”
“WRONG!” Jesie exclaimed as he walked closer to the hat, “When I picked up the hat, I was transported to out there in the hallway. Like so...” He picked up the hat again, and wouldn’t you know it, he was in the hallway again with empty hands. “This went on for around five times, until I gave my witness, Sepha, a turn. Ms. Miizoki?” He signaled the fox for her queue.
“I think “Mrs. Nasken” rolls off the tongue better. Don’t ya think~~?” She said with a smile that flashed at Chrissy.
The cowboy facepalmed, “..... My best friend almost DIED in front of me. And you have the AUDACITY to say that we’re gonna to get married in the future. Shut your trap, and do what Jesie told you to do.”
“Whatever you say, sweetie pie~~.” She walked up to the hat and attempted to pick it up. And like what happened to Jesie, she was in the hallway again empty handed.
Jesie continued to speak, “Once she had been transported to the hallway, I thought of a plan to pick it up. When I approached your hat, I decided to try and time stop with Roundabout. Unfortunately, I wasn’t quick enough and got blasted out the door and into the hallway. Sepha probably told YOU specifically, Mr. Nasken, that I became a doughnut on a wall. And that’s when you showed up with the others. That’s what happened.”
The following quote contains drug jokes. DO NOT DO DRUGS! (Signed- Nasken)
“.......... Jesie..... how many times did I tell you to stay away from my weed stash? You’re just hallucinating.” Chris jokingly said just to poke fun at Jesie.
“I am NOT hallucinating. I have a witne-“
“She’s prolly high too.”
Sepha spoke, “Yes I am, honey~. Head high over heels for you~~~!”
“Just shut up, Sepha. I’m not gonna love you back. You’re only a friend to me.”
“I will not stop~~!”
“Fine! If you are soooo damn smart, Chrissy, then why don’t YOU pick up the hat!” Jesie spoke up again as he pointed at the hat.
“Alright, fine. But you have some serious explaining to do if you’re wrong, young man.”
Chris walked into his dorm and over to the hat. He put his hand over it, looking over at Jesie before he picked it up.
The moment of truth is now here.
He picked up the hat. And............
.....Nothing. Nothing happened at all. No teleportation or anything.
Chris smirked as he spun the hat with his fingers. “Guess who needs to do some explanation? Both of ya need to.”
“B-but I-it-Seph-tele-WHAT?! How?! Y-you should be in the hallway right now! W-why aren’t you going anywhere?!” Jesie was distraught. He had never seen such bullshit before in his life.
Even Sepha was just as confused as him. “T-that’s impossible. You’re not moving! Jesie and I kept getting teleported into the hallway. He even got doughnutted!”
“He obviously used Roundabout, Sepha. There’s no denying it.”
“B-but..... doughnut...”
“Either you were the one responsible for that by turnin your nails into claws and your teeth into sharp ones, or he hit himself with Roundabout. Both of ya were trying to play a trick on me.”
“B-b-b-but he-“
“THE CONVERSATION IS OVER! GOODBYE!” Chris began to yell again before throwing the hat back onto the couch and stormed off.
