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This is the Ulimate Parody, of Ultimate Destiny

Discussion in 'Creative Archive' started by Nemesis, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. Nemesis

    Former Administrator

    Just what it says on the tin.


    Old Gary Oak was hopping around
    Pokeschool Forum like a big playground
    when suddenly Elliot burst from the shade
    and hit Gary Oak with an Eligrenade
    Gary Oak got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be blocked by Mag'
    who proceeded to open up a can of Mag' Fu
    when Steph and Lee came out of the blue

    and They started beating up Magmar for real
    then they all got flattened by the Elmobile
    but before it could make it back to the Elcave
    Admin Chedy popped out of his grave
    and took an AK47 out from under his hat
    and blew Elliot away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    because Doctor Glen came to save the day

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Gary Oak took a bite out of Doc Glenn's behind
    like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    and then Mag' came back covered in a tire track
    but Linkachu jumped out and landed on his back
    and Eliiot was injured, and trying to get steady
    when Admin Chedy came back with a machete
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Flaming Furby took him out with his whip

    then he saw Gary Oak sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'cause Elliot stole it and he shot and he missed
    and Linkachu deflected it with her fist
    then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
    while Admin Chedy tried to pole vault
    onto Doctor Glenn, but they collided in the air
    then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...


    angels sang out in immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Nem-o-saurus
    who dilvered a kick that could shatter bones
    aimed it at Flaming Furby and broke his nose
    he fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    as Elliot changed heads trying to find one with a brain
    but Nem saw through his clever disguise
    and questioned El over his penis size

    then loosers and n00bs who cannot write and
    Wudge and some vetrens came in to sight and
    Kimishoro Bullados and Mean Green and
    Red Dragon and Bartlebee the meanie
    Blastoise, Aurora, old Golem, and Baboon
    Then Chan, Macman, every single forum member
    Jessie Parasect and some I dont remember,
    Steph, Katie, Doc Oak were shouting slogans
    all came out of no where lightning fast
    but none could get to Nemmy to kick his ass
    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    with civilians looking on total awe

    and the fight raged on for a century
    many lives were claimed, but eventually
    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    that bad ass Crabmeat in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    of Ultimate Destiny
     

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