This is the Ulimate Parody, of Ultimate Destiny

[Nemesis]

Just what it says on the tin.


Old Gary Oak was hopping around
Pokeschool Forum like a big playground
when suddenly Elliot burst from the shade
and hit Gary Oak with an Eligrenade
Gary Oak got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Mag'
who proceeded to open up a can of Mag' Fu
when Steph and Lee came out of the blue

and They started beating up Magmar for real
then they all got flattened by the Elmobile
but before it could make it back to the Elcave
Admin Chedy popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Elliot away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Doctor Glen came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Gary Oak took a bite out of Doc Glenn's behind
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Mag' came back covered in a tire track
but Linkachu jumped out and landed on his back
and Eliiot was injured, and trying to get steady
when Admin Chedy came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Flaming Furby took him out with his whip

then he saw Gary Oak sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Elliot stole it and he shot and he missed
and Linkachu deflected it with her fist
then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Admin Chedy tried to pole vault
onto Doctor Glenn, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...


angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Nem-o-saurus
who dilvered a kick that could shatter bones
aimed it at Flaming Furby and broke his nose
he fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Elliot changed heads trying to find one with a brain
but Nem saw through his clever disguise
and questioned El over his penis size

then loosers and n00bs who cannot write and
Wudge and some vetrens came in to sight and
Kimishoro Bullados and Mean Green and
Red Dragon and Bartlebee the meanie
Blastoise, Aurora, old Golem, and Baboon
Then Chan, Macman, every single forum member
Jessie Parasect and some I dont remember,
Steph, Katie, Doc Oak were shouting slogans
all came out of no where lightning fast
but none could get to Nemmy to kick his ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
that bad ass Crabmeat in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny