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The "Yo Mama" game!

Discussion in 'Forum Games Archive' started by BlackRoseJack, Nov 20, 2010.

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  1. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Hey This is the "Yo Mama" game... here we put some yo mama jokes... please remember this is just for a laugh so please no one take this to heart. :)

    rules... one joke is posted at a time... we can't have the same joke over and over again.

    here we go...

    Yo mama's so fat she'd jump up in the air and get stuck.

    next...
     
    #1 BlackRoseJack, Nov 20, 2010
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  2. Yo mammas so stupid she sits on the TV watching the sofa! :p (Only psy-teen~ could pull this thread off)
     
  3. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama's so ugly cillit wouldn't bang her! (and thanks :) )
     
    #3 BlackRoseJack, Nov 20, 2010
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  4. Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.
     
  5. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama's so fat when she went to africa all the elephants started singing "we are family!"
     
  6. Yo mama so fat God said there is no room in heaven and the devil said there is no room in hell.
     
  7. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama's so stupid she starved to death in Iceland
     
  8. All the above jokes are crap.

    Yo mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in Primary.
     
  9. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama's so dumn she counts coins "1 another 1 another 1"
     
  10. Yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a SCS store she slept on the floor.
     
  11. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama's so fat she got stuck in the st louis arch.
     
  12. I am actually sort of offended by this... No, not for my mother. For the elephants! They're not actually fat, nor do they look fat. They're actually quite graceful creatures, if you watch them for a while. And NOT in a zoo either.

    But, here I am with a joke anyway.

    'Yo mama's so fat she gave a piggyback ride to the sun and there was still room for everyone else.'
    I said that once. Well, changing 'Yo mama's' to something else, anyway.
     
  13. Yo mamma's so fat that the Eiffel Tower disappeared! (Munch!)
     
  14. You momma's soooo fat, see has her own Orbit!
     
  15. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
     
  16. yo mamas so fat she needs planning promition to sit down
     
  17. Yo mama's so fat that "Yo mama's so fat" is the mos used joke around here.

    Now, a real joke: "Yo mama's so slemder her pajamas only have one stripe".
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school thay didn't have history
     
  19. Yo mama's so old she went into the prehistory mueseum and they wouldn't let her out again.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died
     
  21. Yo mama's so mean Hitler ran away screaming.
     
  22. I heard this on on the bus the other day:

    Yo mama's so fat that she went in her car and when she came out the door fell off and then she exploded and turned into a freaking cupcake.
     
  23. Yo mama's so old that she lived to see the Civil War, and she's so stupid she pulled out a lawn chair to watch it!
     
  24. Yo mama's face so ugly, that not even her mother can love it. (Man I suck at yo mama jokes...)
     
  25. Yo Mama is so fat that Ash thought she was a Snorlax
     
  26. I have a few
    Yo mamas so stupid, when she jumped of a cliff she went UP!
    Yo mamas so fat when her beeper goes off people things shes backing up!
    Yo mamas so fat that people jog arond her for exisise
    Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alfebetical order
     
  27. Yo mama so fat she went out with high heels and came back with flip-flops
     
  28. Yo Mama's so thin a child thought she was a stickman.
     
  29. Yo mama so fat not even Rippley could believe it!
     
  30. Yo Mama's so fat that Jonathan Ripples ran away screaming.
     
  31. Yo mama's so (skinny/stupid/young/old/fat/weak) that she doesn't even need a 'Yo mama' joke to prove it.

    Worst Best. Joke. Ever.
     
  32. Yo mama so stupid that she knew what that means.
     
  33. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
     
  34. You mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money. :D Simple. Sweet. Classic.
     
    #35 The iFlare, Dec 11, 2010
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  35. pokecontroll

    pokecontroll Guest

    Yo momma so old her birth sertifricate is in roman mumerals
     
  36. Yo mama so dumb that patrick got a higher score on an IQ test than her. (DRY! XD)
     
    #37 The iFlare, Dec 11, 2010
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  37. BlackRoseJack

    BlackRoseJack Formerly psy-teen

    yo mamas so hyper even spongebob finds her annoying!
     
  38. Yo mama's so cynical, even I get ticked off at her for it.
     
  39. Yo mama's so weird, that she met Mr. Rogers and he ran off screaming for dear life.
     
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