The "Yo Mama" game!

Yo mammas so stupid she sits on the TV watching the sofa! (Only psy-teen~ could pull this thread off)

 

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

 

Yo mama so fat God said there is no room in heaven and the devil said there is no room in hell.

 

All the above jokes are crap.

Yo mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in Primary.

 

Yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a SCS store she slept on the floor.

 

I am actually sort of offended by this... No, not for my mother. For the elephants! They're not actually fat, nor do they look fat. They're actually quite graceful creatures, if you watch them for a while. And NOT in a zoo either.

But, here I am with a joke anyway.

'Yo mama's so fat she gave a piggyback ride to the sun and there was still room for everyone else.'
I said that once. Well, changing 'Yo mama's' to something else, anyway.

 

Yo mamma's so fat that the Eiffel Tower disappeared! (Munch!)

 

You momma's soooo fat, see has her own Orbit!

 

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

 

yo mamas so fat she needs planning promition to sit down

 

Yo mama's so fat that "Yo mama's so fat" is the mos used joke around here.

Now, a real joke: "Yo mama's so slemder her pajamas only have one stripe".

 

That is all.

 

Yo mama so old that when she was in school thay didn't have history

 

Yo mama's so old she went into the prehistory mueseum and they wouldn't let her out again.

 

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died

 

Yo mama's so mean Hitler ran away screaming.

 

I heard this on on the bus the other day:

Yo mama's so fat that she went in her car and when she came out the door fell off and then she exploded and turned into a freaking cupcake.

 

Yo mama's so old that she lived to see the Civil War, and she's so stupid she pulled out a lawn chair to watch it!

 

Yo mama's face so ugly, that not even her mother can love it. (Man I suck at yo mama jokes...)

 

Yo Mama is so fat that Ash thought she was a Snorlax

 

I have a few
Yo mamas so stupid, when she jumped of a cliff she went UP!
Yo mamas so fat when her beeper goes off people things shes backing up!
Yo mamas so fat that people jog arond her for exisise
Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alfebetical order

 

Yo mama so fat she went out with high heels and came back with flip-flops

 

Yo Mama's so thin a child thought she was a stickman.

 

Yo mama so fat not even Rippley could believe it!

 

Yo Mama's so fat that Jonathan Ripples ran away screaming.

 

Yo mama's so (skinny/stupid/young/old/fat/weak) that she doesn't even need a 'Yo mama' joke to prove it.

Worst Best. Joke. Ever.

 

Yo mama so stupid that she knew what that means.

 

You mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money. Simple. Sweet. Classic.

 

Yo momma so old her birth sertifricate is in roman mumerals

 

Yo mama so dumb that patrick got a higher score on an IQ test than her. (DRY! XD)

 

Yo mama's so cynical, even I get ticked off at her for it.

 

Yo mama's so weird, that she met Mr. Rogers and he ran off screaming for dear life.