The World's Longest Thread

[Psycho Monkey]

You should be a scientist! Then your whole life revolves around it! You have to write tedious papers but once you get that ball rolling, it rolls so fast you forget basic biological needs like eating and going to the bathroom. You of course will remember as soon as you stop writing, then you have to run to the nearest toilet to piss like a banshee and then the hunt begins for a suitable meal. Oh hey, that reminds me, I'm hungry right now. Off to food!

 

[Shiny Motley]

I like being a scientist~ Though I don't have to write papers as much as writing programs. Yes, I'm a computer scientist hee :'D (though I'm also an amateur physicist because why not) ♥

in other news I'm sick and I have two tests tomorrow. ;;

 

[JadaDoesArt]

EEEhhhh... I'm not sure bout that. To be honest as much as I love the sciency things, I really want to go into graphic design for games 'nd stuff.
Though everything I look at my art stuff I tend to hate all of it seeing all the little things I could have done differently. :T

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

I -might- be a scientist one day....however, I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out what I'm going to do for a career when I get older. I can say that I do love chemical reactions, whether it is actually causing them to happen or writing them on paper. What I DON'T like is conversions. Decimals have always annoyed me(fractions are more my thing), and it has gotten 10 times worse in Chemistry class. But, it's worth it, and I do love this class way more than biology. It's sad to say, but life science just does not interest me. I'm more interested in learning about elements and states of matter and such, not cells and the like. As another example, I'd rather drop a gummy bear into potassium chlorate and watch what happens then put it in salt water.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

What about pure sodium in water with no chloride ions attached? >:3

 

[KoL]

"What are you doing here?"
"Well if you must know, I'm very stressed at work, I've come home early, I'm having a bit of me-time. More importantly, what are you doing here?"
"Well I was gonna rob your house..."
"I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all."
"Well I'm not going to do it now because you're in!"
"You know what's going to happen? I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested."
"Well I'm just gonna leave and you don't know my name!"
"What is your name?"
"Richard Bellerso-"
"Hahaha, good to meet you. You've got two options: Option 1, I send the police to your house right? Arrest you there, embarrass you in front of your neighbours, or Option 2, you come in and wait for the police here."
"I'll... I'll wait..."
"Really? Come on in then. You want a cup of tea?"
"...yeah."

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

Well, if I ever want to make sodium hydroxide, I'll make sure to be outside. I do not trust myself with experiments indoors.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*laughs evilly* Yes. When explosions are a likely result, outside is always better. Just ask Prof. Himee when he decided to dissect a Voltorb.

 

[Jariii]

*laughs evilly* Yes. When explosions are a likely result, outside is always better. Just ask Prof. Himee when he decided to dissect a Voltorb.

uuhm .... uhmmm 0.0 I gotta le---- OH I heard somebody calling me! BYE!

 

[Dark Soul]

''Let's fuck about with science! Mwuhahahahahaaaa!''

 

[Psycho Monkey]

So. I just heard a rumor that they are making an Anime of Pokemon Special for the Spring 2014 season. Whether this is true or not, I'm not sure, so take it with a gain of salt. Still, how fucking amazing will it be to have an Anime of the greatest Pokemon manga ever created!?

 

[Teapot]

So. I just heard a rumor that they are making an Anime of Pokemon Special for the Spring 2014 season. Whether this is true or not, I'm not sure, so take it with a gain of salt. Still, how fucking amazing will it be to have an Anime of the greatest Pokemon manga ever created!?

Well, we said that about Origins and then we saw it...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You know you spend too much time on Chat when you dream about being on Chat. The strangest part about that is I've noticed a reoccurring trend that I can't read in my dreams!

 

[Teapot]

@StellarWind Elsydeon and @baratron - nerd joke!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Hey now, Bara and Stel aren't the only science geeks that appreciate witty intelligent humor XD

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

I swore that you aren't going to drag me into this fucking thread.

I swore it.

But apparently that means nothing to you people.

SCIENCE HUMOR. MY ONE WEAKNESS!

 

[MandyLandy62]

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Brilliant Mandy. That is just... just so... so brilliant.

 

[MandyLandy62]

Haha, thanks Psycho Monkey. :3

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

Y'know, I swear I've heard that before, in a children's book...

 

[MandyLandy62]

Y'know, I swear I've heard that before, in a children's book...

I saw it in The Old Farmer's 2014 Almanac. :3

 

[Linkachu]

I swore that you aren't going to drag me into this fucking thread.

I swore it.

But apparently that means nothing to you people.

SCIENCE HUMOR. MY ONE WEAKNESS!

Only one? I have so many. Spam Raichus, pizza, or puppies and I'm there!

I'm weak minded

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

And that is one of the many reasons why we love you. ♥

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Hello I am here~

Damn it Shiny, you are such a troll! XD

 

[Shiny Motley]

;D you know it~

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

Just wondering: Does anyone have any movies that they are looking forward to in 2014?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I know there are, I just can't think of any xP

 

[MandyLandy62]

Here's another pun...

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[Jariii]

Here's another pun...

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

how very true indeed

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

You call that a pun!? Step aside! Watch a pro'. (;

When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss.
Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity.

...GETEET?
Okay, sotheywereterrible BUT STILL.

 

[Linkachu]

Oh hey, it's Monday again!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Crystal your pun was so bad it's great XD

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Time needs to stop moving so fast. Someone needs to go subjugate Dialga and make it slow down time.

 

[Flygonn]

Yeah. Wished I could turn back time and correct an awkward mistake that I made when I was young.

 

[MandyLandy62]

Sharing this, since it has to do with time, LOL:

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I'm not looking to go back in time, I just want the present to last longer. I don't want to look at the clock and see 12:30 then look back and see 3:00 and wonder where the last 2.5 hours went.

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

See, I am very familiar with that feeling. There will be a day where there are multiple things that I want to do...but none of them will get done. I'll start on one thing, then I look up and wonder where the hell the last 4 hours went. In fact, this happens frequently. It always seems like I need more time, that there's a shortage of it. In a way, time is my worst enemy. So, yes, I agree with that sentiment.

 

[Jariii]

Sad to say kitty... yes there are....

 

[Linkachu]

+1

But that likely doesn't count as a meaningful post, so here's a doggie: