The Vending Machine Game!

[meggido]

It impales meggido.

I insert a hospital bed.

oof that hurt anyways wut is a shoop da whoop?!
i insert a chidori

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get ninja chimps

Inserts latest avatar

 

[Tunolipede]

oof that hurt anyways wut is a shoop da whoop?!

I'MMA FIRIN' MA LAZORS!? No? Look it up.

Gets a print of the avatar on a post-it note.

*inserts a cart-load of post-it notes*

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a LOT of notes to self.

*inserts a Smeargle*

 

[jertyuiop]

Lots of green paint gushes out of the vending machine and straight onto you.

*Inserts a paintbrush*

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a Shiny (sparkle sparkle) Smeargle.

*inserts a camera*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a photo op with a celebrity whom you've never heard of. Said celebrity calls security. Me being one of the security guards, I insert Jirachan.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You don't get anything. Even the vending machine can't find a use for her!

(No offense, Kini XD)

(Inserts the Phoenix Wright OST)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get hours of listening pleassure

I insert stolen goods

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Judge Claude Frolo. Run kiddies, Run.

*Inserts The Holy Mother of Dog*

 

[Piemaster]

You got mail!

*inserts a pig*
Pig: OINK!!!!

 

[Aura]

A while later, a lot of piglets come out.

I insert a balloon

 

[Piemaster]

You get........Nothing! The balloon popped.

*inserts Dedede's hammer*

 

[Aura]

You get a nasty knock on the head.

I insert a blank webpage

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Google

I instert Google

 

[Aura]

You get a lot of random results from a search.

I insert a pie

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get apples

I insert assorted fruits

 

[Aura]

You get a smoothie.

I insert milk

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get yogurt

I insert a smug rich bastard

 

[Aura]

You get a celebrity.

I insert a CD

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get great music

I insert a shrimp dinner

 

[Aura]

You get a whale.

I insert my Homework

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get a protractor. It's angry D:

I put in my crappy internet connection.

 

[Aura]

You get my annoying jumpy glitch.

I insert a mouse (computer mouse).

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a real mouse

I insert a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Handbook.

 

[Jenova]

You get a Hitchhiker who talks nonstop about the Galaxy.

I insert a bar of delicious dark chocolate.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a half-eaten bar of milk chocolate.

I insert Mr. Cacti's Alakazam which knows the elemental punches and Iron Tail.

 

[Jenova]

You get a Abra that knows the elemental punches and Iron tail.

I insert a magikarp.

 

[KoL]

A carnivorous Gyarados emerges. It devours you in seconds and spits out the bones. Upon entering its stomach, you see words written on the inside of the Gyarados's stomach lining; the words read "You just lost the game."

I insert my Ice Punching, ThunderPunching, Earthquaking, Cross Chopping Electivire from hell.

 

[Master of Dragons]

You get a Snickers

I insert Wii with a DSI taped to it.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a Nintendo Executive

I insert electricity

 

[KoL]

I get my Electivire back, and you get a Plusle, free of charge.

I insert PINGAS.

 

[Jenova]

You get a bra and Doctor Robotnik.

I insert a marshmellow.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get the smores that I was supposed to eat.

*drops a bra*

 

[Aura]

Err... Jirachan? Don't you know that your meant to INSERT the object into the machine?

...

Well, since you clearly can't do it, I'll insert this for you... *inserts bra and a shocked guy comes out*

I insert Satan

 

[cyanwolfie]

You get a burnt marshmallow.


*inserts a mailbox*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I can't believe I'm about to say this. You got mail!

I insert a Gundam (How the hell did it fit anyway?)

 

[sheesheesh]

You didn't. The vending machine was devoured. Now I have to buy a new one. THANKS.

I insert my older brother (He's in the Navy).

 

[Jenova]

You receive the American Army.

I insert some chicken.

 

[cyanwolfie]

You get some chicken nuggets

*inserts plastic water bottle*