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The Vending Machine Game!

Gets chuck Norris vs segata sanshiro
"That battle was epic!"
Inserts Justin beiber's left eye, slenderman's right arm, Jackie Chan's head, hulk Hogan's left leg and Thor's teeth
 
Gets dessert eagle (the gun)

"Now I can kill my teachers" goes to school and kills teachers, but accidentally destroys machine
"Crap!" Gets new machine before anyone notice

Inserts math teacher Skull and 100$ for the old machine
 
Gets cthulhu!!!
"Oh crap!" Cthulhu destroys the machine and EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

me from alternative universe travels through time and kills cthulhu before it's out of the machine

Lord1: why did you do that?
Lord2: because that thing would have killed you

Inserts lord2
 
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