The Suicide Game!

[Anonymous]

I die whilst admiring its awesomeness

I drop my cat and dog because I dont like them anymore

 

[Doubled]

Catches them in a basket, then gets mauled by a pet wolverine someone else didn't like.

I drop Garfeild.

 

[888Warrior888]

I catch Garfield, then throw him down a well. And then I fall through the floor!

I drop a lit match.

 

[Wobby Fett]

The match falls in my mouth, I wash it down with a tank of gasoline, and blow up.

I drop a pillow.

 

[Anonymous]

The sticky out feather bit pricks my finger and I die by choking on my tears even though it didn't hurt at all!

I drop a arsonist

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Hey look waah!!!!...gets burned...

My burned dead self drops a sassy bidoof

 

[pieguy010]

It sass's me to death with it's sassy-ness.

I drop my pants!!

 

[Munchy Lax]

They fall on my head and I die from the smell.

I drop a butterfly.

 

[Wobby Fett]

It cases me off a cliff.

I drop air.

 

[Blarg]

The air is infused with Laughing Gas, so I get loopy, and wander onto the motorway.

I drop something divisible by 0.

 

[Korora]

The inside of the zero is solved as 'darkness consuming me'

I drop...a copy of Twilight that I didn't want.

 

[Blazi]

After repeatedly smashing it with a ridiculously large hammer, one of the fan girls from the last Suicide Game sees that I had broken up a twilight CD and lazer beams me.

I drop the fan girl.

 

[Louie Forest]

The fan girl thinks I am Justin Bieber and starts kissing me and I die.

I drop a dead person called Jim.

 

[Anonymous]

Geez I die from the scent of that thing
I drop a Riachu named max

 

[Louie Forest]

Max turned out to be overweight and he squishes me.

I drop a shiny Dunsparce called Pinky!

 

[Munchy Lax]

I die from its gayness.

I drop a deactivated bomb.

 

[Louie Forest]

The bomb hits me in the head and I fall backwards off a cliff.

I drop Thomas the Chimp. (The Monkey in my Avatar.)

 

[Korora]

Nuuuuuuuuuu! Anyway, he finds my banana crepe and I later die of hunger.

I drop the Jonas Brothers.

 

[pieguy010]

At seeing them, I imediatly jump off a cliff onto some red-hot spikes. ;D

I drop a large intestine.

 

[Louie Forest]

It is so disgusting that I was sick and all my insides comes out in the sick. (Ew.)

I drop a Dittopluff! ;D

 

[Anonymous]

It uses synthesis causing me to go blind and step off a cliff

I drop keroro de arimasu!

 

[Korora]

It's laser beam is more powerful than Mikuru's (refer to Haruhi Suzumiya) and I fall off a volcano.

I drop a Gible!

 

[Munchy Lax]

It Evolves into a Gabite and a Garchomp, and then pushes me into a Jonas Brothers concert and I never come out... ;D

I drop Justin Beiber.

 

[Korora]

I maim him, but his 3 million girlfreinds stab me in the heart.

I drop my Munchlax.

 

[pieguy010]

I get eaten. 'Nuff said; it's a Munchlax, it's what it does.

I drop out in its poo.

 

[Louie Forest]

You come down and slap me in the face. I die.

I drop Waluigi!

 

[Anonymous]

I was looking in a mirror waluigi comes down and lands behind me his ugliness cracks the mirror, the shards go in my face, blind me and I step back of a cliff!
I drop.......me!

 

[BuizyBen]

as i see you falling i hire chuck norris to roundhouse kick you on your landing then he gets angry
and punches me with his chin fist

i drop my buizel ;D

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

It Hydro Cannons me.
I drop an apple

 

[Korora]

Poison Apple! *gags and chokes while dying*

I drop a Pokemon Egg.

 

[BuizyBen]

it hatches into dialga and roar of timed me

i drop a potatoe

 

[Doubled]

Inside the potato is a nail file (or a home made shiv), guess what happens next X[

I drop the world Dr. Octogonapus.

 

[Louie Forest]

It squirts ink in my mouth and I swallow it. The ink is poisonous and I die.

(Munchylax and Wobbyfett will like this one...)
I drop WEEGEE!!

 

[BuizyBen]

it stares into my soul

i drop every pokemon evar ;D

 

[Louie Forest]

Every single one uses Spaciel Rend (Even Magikarp!) and I die.

I drop an ant.

 

[Blarg]

It turns out to be the Super-Mega Death Ant Mk. 2.0 Beta Model, and it wipes me from existence.

*drops an iPod*

 

[Anonymous]

Oh noes songs from the 80s, I die of boredom
I drop my crown

 

[Doubled]

It knocks me out. I die.

I drop a Gigaisu.

 

[Phanes]

It had a bomb strapped to its chest, we both blow up

I drop my pitcher of kool-aid....

 

[BuizyBen]

A bunch of kids trampled me fighting over the kool-aid

i drop the dark lord