The Stupid Game!

[Aura]

Me. I'm coming to kill you, even if you say I can't.

Why must I be so clumsy?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Because I can't be, the other five people in my family already are.

WHY MUST I HAVE PIZZA FIVE DAYS IN A ROW? :C

 

[Aura]

Because you are secretly being fatten up for eating.

Why can I type so fast?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because you have mechanical fingers

Why can I NOT type fast?

 

[Aura]

Because you didn't take a touch typing class like I did.

Why did I take a touch typing class?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Because your mother's a Slakoth.

Why do I use spellcheck?

 

[Aura]

Because you can't spell.

Why is bird the word?

 

[PokeFriend13]

Because shush doesnt rhyme.

Why is the sun yello?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because of its size

Why isn't there life on Mars?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

There is, at least, tomorrow, there will be.

Why'd you call me a bad speller? I am a wonderful speller, thank you very much.

 

[Aura]

Because you use spellcheck.

Why did I spend half the day dressed in my pjama's?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Hell if I know.

Why is it that I sometimes wear my pajamas for three days straight?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because if I walked around in my pajamas I wouldn't have any clothes on

Aren't you glad I get dressed when I wake up?

 

[Aura]

*nods mutely*

Why do you do that Psycho?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

I don't know.... are you lying about getting dressed in the morning? :OO

 

[Sir Red]

Maybe

Are there mole people living below the surface?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Yeah... And I'm one of them.

Why did someone report me? D:

 

[Aura]

Because you stole Psycho's name

Why did you steal Psyho's name?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

I dunno, creativity block?

Why did you call Psycho a ho?

 

[Sir Red]

Cuz he is?

 

[Aura]

He's not.

Why did you think that?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because they're idiots

What is the best way to exterminate idiots?

 

[Aura]

*brings out giant rocket launcher* Stupid question

Why are some people idiots?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Because Bob said so.

Why did I make a late post?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Welcome to my world

Can I use that rocket launcher for a second?

 

[Aura]

*wordlessly hands over rocket launcher*

Why wordlessly?

 

[Sir Red]

Cuz you're a mute

Why is the mafia at my door?

 

[Aura]

Because they want that gun thats under your bed.

Why is innocence said to be a good thing?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because it keeps you blind to the idiocy that is the real world

When did I loose my innocence?

 

[Aura]

When you were born.

Why is Psycho's statement about innocence so true?

 

[Sir Red]

Cuz the world's a stupid place.

Why do stupid people annoy me?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because stupidity is the incurable virus that infects the human race

Why did humans have to create a society where stupidity flourishes?

 

[Aura]

Because the person who decided on that is an alien and wants to take over the world by making humans to stupid to fight back.

Why did I open gimp for no reason?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because you're bored and wanted to find something to do

Why does tonight have to be the last episode of Code Geass? I love that show. :'(

 

[Aura]

Because everyone else hates it.

Why will Australia be the only country that will not be effected that much by an ice age?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because Australia is located in the Southern Hemishere which is mostly water which cools slower than land and will be in a continuous current which makes it harder to freeze. Plus when Noth America, Europe, and Northern Asia experinence the Ice Age most of the planet's water suply will be trapped there.

Why must I be so smart?

 

[Aura]

Because that's in your genes.

Why didn't I know that...?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Probably because you haven't done the research like I have

How many times does 'e' appear in this sentence?

 

[Aura]

Seven times I believe.

Why is 'e' the most commonly used vowel?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because Everything starts with 'e'

Get it?