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The Stupid Game!

Discussion in 'Forum Games Archive' started by POH!KEMON, May 28, 2009.

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  1. I found this game on a website forum, and I thought it was fun enough to play.

    Rules (Made Simple)
    1. Think of some question that is stupid to you and/or everyone else
    2.The first person asks a stupid question thought up of (Example: Why is tacos called taco?)
    3.Then the second person replies with a stupid answer (Example: Because I want them to be named that!) and then ask another stupid question, and so on.

    Additional Options
    You can make them funny (but remember, they have to be stupid)
    You can add images, just ask something stupid with the picture.
    You can ask sometihng stupid about yourself (I don't mind...)

    Since the rules are explained, I'll go first...

    Why are salmon fish?
     
  2. Because 2+2=Salmons are fish because I said so!

    Why am bacon Purple?
     
  3. Did you mean why is bacon purple?

    Because purple's my fav. color and I luv bacon.

    Why is Sunday called 'Sunday'?
     
  4. Trying to act stupid

    Because thats when the sun takes his weekly nap, duh!

    Why do you put hats on your head?
     
  5. Because they're too big for your feeties!

    Why does the DS have a stick?
     
  6. Because I wanted it to, doi!

    Why does an airplane have a wing?
     
  7. Because it can't afford more engines

    Why does the sun burn your eyes out?
     
  8. Because the light is purple!

    Why is Mickey Mouse a mouse?
     
  9. Well he can't be a dinosaur 'cause they're extinct!

    Why is a question mark curvy?
     
  10. Because it's female.

    Why does Yoshi spit out eggs instead of laying them?
     
  11. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Because boys don't lay eggs

    How does existance exist?
     
  12. Because in the great polka dotted circus in the sky, cats are singing show tunes that does so D:<

    Why do I have 16 eyes, two frumples, and a Kahormpas?
     
  13. NO IDEA.

    WHY IS MEW ABLE TO LEARN ANYTHING?
     
  14. Because, our 1529th president, Arnold Sccwartzenager, our -86th president, M.C Hammer, and our baconth president, Dingel Flopenhimen Glop, said so!

    Why does my 84th belly button glow in the dark on Thursdays?
     
  15. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Because Thursday is the day you hatched

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
     
  16. A woodchuck could chuck 8251 ounces of wood, because thats what CHUCK Norris told him to chuck or he'd get roundhouse kick him?

    Why is it impossible to fly to *snorts* Uranus?
     
  17. Because who would want to go up there? Not me. *shudders*

    Why is Kris's hat evil?
     
  18. Because it's possesed by a demon that's actually trying to eat his head.

    Why did I just post here?
     
  19. Because Jesus made you!

    Why am I alive?
     
  20. No idea. *raises spear* but you won't be for long

    Why did inferior humans make money
     
  21. Because they needed to do something to keep their tiny brains entertained.

    What is the meaning of life? (Say 42 and I will stab you)
     
  22. Ramen. And lolcats. But lots and lots of ramen.

    Why are gerbils superior to hamsters?
     
  23. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Because they evolved that way

    Why must I be so smart that it is very difficult for me to lower my standards in asking stupid questions?
     
  24. Because P. Diddy and M.C. Hammer made you
     
  25. ((He's so stupid he didnt even ask a question :p))
    To answer your question, zezzyman, its 42 :p

    What is the meaning of death? (O.O)
     
  26. To go live in the giant uncleaned toilet bowl in the sky!

    Why can't I lick my elbows?
     
  27. Because your tongue is too short.

    What is the meaning of cookies?
     
  28. doughy stuff.

    Why does a compass point north?
     
  29. It telling where cookies come from!

    Why is my red shirt red?
     
  30. Brcause it's amde from cherries (yum).

    Why is Slowpke slow?
     
  31. It's so fast it looks slow

    Why am me so awesmoe?
     
  32. Because a gull keeps pecking at you.

    Why is me a n00b?
     
  33. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Because you are

    When will the endless song and dance end?
     
  34. When I clap.

    Why is the sky purple. (acting stupid)
     
  35. Because my grape soda fell off the plane. ;D

    Why my armpits smell like old cheese?
     
  36. Because Fi decided to stuff them with really old aged swiss.

    Why is toothpaste sold as a gel but still called toothpaste? Shouldn't it be called toothgel, then?
     
  37. Because hairpaste sounds silly they call it hair gel and toothpaste.

    Why do bugs turn into cacoons?
     
  38. They're hiding they're awesomeness

    Why is my name not Karflimple?
     
  39. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Because your parents were on drugs when you were concieved

    Why does that answer sound so cruel?
     
  40. Because I'm so awesome, I made it cruel!

    My is my head bigger than everyone else's? (except George Lopez of course........)
     
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