StellarWind Elsydeon brings you another installation of The Songs of PokeCharms - the tale of a particularly moronic n00b. Set to the tune of Flanders and Swann's Hippopotamus Song. A bold little n00blet was standing one day On the doorstep of ol' PokeCharms It gazed at the forum, gazed blankly away And made posts at a rate that alarms Away at the staff room, reports came in droves Of this little new spammer's post spree With armblades extended, Stel Elsydeon descended And into this n00b's ear he skree'd... Chorus: Grow, grow, grow a damn brain N00b, your stupidity drives me insane So get to rule reading Or else you'll be bleeding... And pray, never post such dumb drivel again! A warning was given, the n00b ran away Knowing not what the heck he did wrong. As he hadn't read the rules when he first came this way And descriptions of boards? They're too long! He gave them a read, but did not understand For his neurons were not quite evolved The rules disregarded, the SPAM flew unguarded And again, the admins got involved... Chorus: Grow, grow, grow a damn brain... More warnings were added, the n00b came to find That he couldn't make new posts at all I wonder what went through its minuscule mind As inevitably he did fall. He posted a whine where he ranted and bitched in a smiley-ful eyesore-y thread And then, in a flash, came the final blade-slash And the n00b said goodbye to its head... Chorus: Banned, banned, epically banned It tested their patience, and out it did run So follow the rules, Use your brain - don't be fools... And you wouldn't need worry about being banned!