Ladies and gentlemen, the sWo is proud to present, after a greatly successful run last year, the return of the Smug World Order Badfic Contest! You all know the rules by now (probably,) but in case you need reminding, all you need to do to participate is write a chapter for your own, personal fanfiction. It can be about anything, related to anything, you have free reign over whatever you choose to write. The only requirement is that you make your work as mind-blowingly awful as you possibly can. If you know how to write good fanfiction, then you probably know how to write really bad fanfiction too, and if you don't know how to write good fanfiction...well then you can just write what you'd usually write and you'll probably do just fine. The person who writes the worst fanfic chapter will be crowned the sWo 2012 Badfic Champion! Now, the winners last year were Jenova and Tunduli, who both tied for 1st place with 94/100 Fail Points. Will we see a true, undisputed champion this year? Could it be you? So without further ado, you may begin writing! Once enough badfics are posted, your work will be judged by myself and Lord Smugleaf to decide whose is the worst of them all. Best of luck to you all.