Nemesis
Former Administrator
Yeah, spoof written on Alex's request
Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your website's on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Serebii, I wrote but you still ain't replin'
I left my AIM, MSN, and my AOL name at the bottom
I sent two messages back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em yet
There probably was a problem with the server or something
Sometimes your inbox gets full and deletes ‘em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your website?
I have a website too, I'm bout to upload a file to the server
If I have a Celebii, guess what I'ma call it?
I'ma name her Joe
I read about your chat room too I'm sorry
I'v had loads of rooms crash when there's too many people in ‘em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the archive stuff about Alakazam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the Pokemon of the day too, that's phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Joe, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's SCREWED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me through E-mail
you didn't have to, but you coulda sent me an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We checked our inbox all night for you man,
four hours and it just said no new mail,
That's pretty bad man - you're like his Pokemon idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the chat - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked Meowth either;
he used to always get info and beat me
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a crappy day, I drift away and read ‘em
cause I don't really got nothing else so that stuff helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest
Sometimes I even cut the grass and get rid of the weeds
Your site is like adrenaline, the information is a rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I look at it 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Joe, no one does
She don't know what it was like for Pokemon fans like us growin up
You gotta replye man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should design a site together too
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Reply-To-My-Fans,
this'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two E-mails;
I got a delivery report on them, honest
So this is my voice mail I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on the web right now, I'm signing up to another forum
Hey Joe, I filled in the details, you dare me to click it?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from clicking
Now it's too late - I'm on the button now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy message or E Mail
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Joe, we coulda made a site together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*eroor beeping*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Joe, that's my computer beepin' in the back
I didn't turn the speakers off , I just turned them down, see that's for you you
cause if you hear it you'l know it's true, and all the others will too
Well, gotta go, I'm on my new forums now
If you need me Joe, I'll be at Pokecharms
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as Serebii]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you have a website now, how far along is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your Celebii that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on Ash's cap
I'm sorry I didn't reply to the mail I musta missed it
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your grass too?
I say that stuff just clowning dog,
c'mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this stuff about us making a site together?
My Site's good enough on it's own, we don't need eachother,
I really think you should make your website with someone else alltogether,
Although yours will never be better
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was upset and signed up to another forum
and had his speakers on in the back, I think he was only a kid
and on his PC they found a voice message, but it didn't say who it was to,
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your website's on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Serebii, I wrote but you still ain't replin'
I left my AIM, MSN, and my AOL name at the bottom
I sent two messages back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em yet
There probably was a problem with the server or something
Sometimes your inbox gets full and deletes ‘em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your website?
I have a website too, I'm bout to upload a file to the server
If I have a Celebii, guess what I'ma call it?
I'ma name her Joe
I read about your chat room too I'm sorry
I'v had loads of rooms crash when there's too many people in ‘em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the archive stuff about Alakazam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the Pokemon of the day too, that's phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Joe, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's SCREWED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me through E-mail
you didn't have to, but you coulda sent me an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We checked our inbox all night for you man,
four hours and it just said no new mail,
That's pretty bad man - you're like his Pokemon idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the chat - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked Meowth either;
he used to always get info and beat me
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a crappy day, I drift away and read ‘em
cause I don't really got nothing else so that stuff helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest
Sometimes I even cut the grass and get rid of the weeds
Your site is like adrenaline, the information is a rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I look at it 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Joe, no one does
She don't know what it was like for Pokemon fans like us growin up
You gotta replye man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should design a site together too
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Reply-To-My-Fans,
this'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two E-mails;
I got a delivery report on them, honest
So this is my voice mail I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on the web right now, I'm signing up to another forum
Hey Joe, I filled in the details, you dare me to click it?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from clicking
Now it's too late - I'm on the button now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy message or E Mail
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Joe, we coulda made a site together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*eroor beeping*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Joe, that's my computer beepin' in the back
I didn't turn the speakers off , I just turned them down, see that's for you you
cause if you hear it you'l know it's true, and all the others will too
Well, gotta go, I'm on my new forums now
If you need me Joe, I'll be at Pokecharms
{Chorus: Dido
[Neminem as Serebii]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you have a website now, how far along is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your Celebii that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on Ash's cap
I'm sorry I didn't reply to the mail I musta missed it
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your grass too?
I say that stuff just clowning dog,
c'mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this stuff about us making a site together?
My Site's good enough on it's own, we don't need eachother,
I really think you should make your website with someone else alltogether,
Although yours will never be better
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was upset and signed up to another forum
and had his speakers on in the back, I think he was only a kid
and on his PC they found a voice message, but it didn't say who it was to,
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
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