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Serebii Stan

Discussion in 'Creative Archive' started by Nemesis, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. Nemesis

    Former Administrator

    Yeah, spoof written on Alex's request

    Chorus: Dido
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window..
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray,
    but your website's on my screen
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
    it's not so bad..

    [Neminem as 'Stan']
    Dear Serebii, I wrote but you still ain't replin'
    I left my AIM, MSN, and my AOL name at the bottom
    I sent two messages back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em yet
    There probably was a problem with the server or something
    Sometimes your inbox gets full and deletes ‘em
    but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your website?
    I have a website too, I'm bout to upload a file to the server
    If I have a Celebii, guess what I'ma call it?
    I'ma name her Joe
    I read about your chat room too I'm sorry
    I'v had loads of rooms crash when there's too many people in ‘em
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I even got the archive stuff about Alakazam
    I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
    I like the Pokemon of the day too, that's phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
    just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is Stan

    {Chorus: Dido

    [Neminem as 'Stan']
    Dear Joe, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
    I ain't mad - I just think it's SCREWED UP you don't answer fans
    If you didn't wanna talk to me through E-mail
    you didn't have to, but you coulda sent me an autograph for Matthew
    That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
    We checked our inbox all night for you man,
    four hours and it just said no new mail,
    That's pretty bad man - you're like his Pokemon idol
    He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
    Remember when we met in the chat - you said if I'd write you
    you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
    I never liked Meowth either;
    he used to always get info and beat me
    I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
    so when I have a crappy day, I drift away and read ‘em
    cause I don't really got nothing else so that stuff helps when I'm depressed
    I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest
    Sometimes I even cut the grass and get rid of the weeds
    Your site is like adrenaline, the information is a rush for me
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous cause I look at it 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you Joe, no one does
    She don't know what it was like for Pokemon fans like us growin up
    You gotta replye man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
    We should design a site together too

    {Chorus: Dido

    [Neminem as 'Stan']
    Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Reply-To-My-Fans,
    this'll be the last message I ever send your ass
    It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
    I know you got my last two E-mails;
    I got a delivery report on them, honest
    So this is my voice mail I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    I'm on the web right now, I'm signing up to another forum
    Hey Joe, I filled in the details, you dare me to click it?
    You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
    about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from clicking
    Now it's too late - I'm on the button now, I'm drowsy
    and all I wanted was a lousy message or E Mail
    I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
    I love you Joe, we coulda made a site together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
    I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
    See Slim; {*eroor beeping*
    Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
    Hey Joe, that's my computer beepin' in the back
    I didn't turn the speakers off , I just turned them down, see that's for you you
    cause if you hear it you'l know it's true, and all the others will too
    Well, gotta go, I'm on my new forums now
    If you need me Joe, I'll be at Pokecharms

    {Chorus: Dido

    [Neminem as Serebii]
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
    You said you have a website now, how far along is it?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your Celebii that
    and here's an autograph for your brother,
    I wrote it on Ash's cap
    I'm sorry I didn't reply to the mail I musta missed it
    Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you
    But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your grass too?
    I say that stuff just clowning dog,
    c'mon - how messed up is you?
    You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
    to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
    And what's this stuff about us making a site together?
    My Site's good enough on it's own, we don't need eachother,
    I really think you should make your website with someone else alltogether,
    Although yours will never be better
    I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
    before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
    if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
    why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
    I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff
    I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
    Some dude was upset and signed up to another forum
    and had his speakers on in the back, I think he was only a kid
    and on his PC they found a voice message, but it didn't say who it was to,
    Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
    #1 Nemesis, Feb 9, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 27, 2014
  2. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza
    Staff Member Administrator

    Pretty good one, Nem. I'd have to listen to the actual song to really follow the flow, tho.

    What's most sad is that I've run into Serebii fanboys who could easily fit a lot of those lyrics XP

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