Oh look another game for me to forget to updatesucceed admirably in running! In short, I'll give you a scenario, and you can choose to do any action you like. I'll then roll on my handydandy six-sided dice, and tell you the outcome of the action. The numbers correspond roughly to: 1. Epic failure. You fail so miserably at what you attempted to do that it backfires. 2. Minor failure. You fail at what you attempt to do, but with no lasting consequences. 3. Marginal success. You succeed. Just. 4. Success. You do whatever it was you were supposed to do reasonably. 5. Perfect success. You succeed admirably. 6. Overshoot. You complete your task with so much force you cause effects to everything around you! I might throw in some mysterious random chances whenever I feel like it, which I hereby dub "Acts of God" because I'm not narcissistic at all. You can only post one action per "turn": when I post with the results, the turn ends and the next begins. This game's a bit more freeform than, say, Mafia, so we can just restrict it to this thread. The winner is determined by me for feats of extreme awesomeness, like taking over the world. You can be as flowery as you like, as long-winded as you like, or as short as you like, as long as you have one clear action to do. Also, if something is about to interact with you, you'll get a free Roll To Dodge. If you attempt to take an action without satisfying any prerequisites (ie: trying to put on a shirt you're not carrying), it'll automatically fail. Your first roll will determine what you are wearing and what you are carrying, if anything. Example: Here's the first scenario: > You are on a packed street, with lots of people around. There is a food stand nearby, but you can't be sure what it is selling, and shops lining both sides of the street. You notice that there are at least two pizza shops in sight. In the distance, you can clearly see the Town Hall, where the leaders of 'Charms debate various matters too important for peasants to know about, like the new carpets they need to fit to the tertiary trophy room. You are hungry. I'll throw in an objective (and a way to win) in a few turn's time~ EDIT: Also, only ten people per turn. Any more and I'll just have to ignore that post, because writing this takes a surprising amount of effort. I'll try to prioritise people who are missing out.