This is gonna be pretty random ^_^;. Here goes. [No title] I’m a nobody No one knows me Nononothreeno’s But I have a boy with celadon eyes Sweet music’s going So I’m fine for tonight Even if no one cares These next two are about my dog, who is named Pancake. Yes, that's really his name. Pancake: When I Come Home When I come home And I open the door My dog comes to greet me Squee Squee Squee at me I push the buckets And let him out His tongue wipes my face Like some sort of dishrag race Pancake: A Ruckus The neighbor dogs are out ot play A walker passes along the way Row row row row They say A prick of the ears That's what it takes And Pancake hears bow says he bow pause bow rggggggrrr... After poking his head out the doggie door He joins in the ruckus This was a "To Be or Not To Be" parody for AP English: To Play or Not to Play (World of Warcraft) To play, or not to play; that is the question: Whether it’s more productive to do work And see my parents happy, Or to take flight through Kalimdor, And by ignoring work, end work? To play: to win; No more; and by win we mean to own The happiness of other players That they might ragequit, Smacking their keyboards with tears in their eyes. To play, to kill; To kill: maybe even to win: Ah, that’s the problem; For in that rush of victory When the Alliance have lost and the goal won, We have a chance to get more gear: There’s the grind That makes a cataclysm of every patch; For who would keep paying the subscription, After all the unbalance, The n00b stalker, The lag in Orgrimmar, The long GM ticket, The insolence of the PUGger and the taunts That the patient have to bear to get their gear, Without abusing kick member? Who would bear all that, To level alts under the threat of ganking, But that the dread of being nerfed, And left in the country of QQ No balance will ever be achieved And they make us get used to it instead Rather than battle forum trolls? The Dev Team makes fools of us all, And thus they gain our money While we are entertained with rewards And enterprises of teamwork and leadership With this in mind we forget the world And lose ourselves in Azeroth. Sorta makes sense...->- We'll stop here for now.