Yo I made a character
Name: Porcelain Elio
Epithet: Isekunt
Bounty: $He prefers Charmin Ultra
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Species: Human
Appearance: Bronze Elio's long-lost twin brother stands at about 6’0 and has defined muscle (around Luffy’s level). If Elio's eyes are deep royal blue, Porcelain's are a shallow peasant blue—they're dead and jaded like the eyes of someone who'd seen all the world has to offer, or spent too much time beating off in the front of the computer screen. His scraggly white hair that always blows in the wind? Falls over those zombie eyes like a scared civilian running from the undead apocalypse—not giving them any space. Yeah, that simile makes no sense. Think of it like some pasty seaweed that crumples over his dead-fish eyeballs. That a clearer picture? Good. Porcelain doesn't give enough of a fuck to comb it anymore because he's been in so many parallel universes where neat hair is considered ugly and ugly hair is considered neat, then back to normal, then back again, then to a world where you're uncool unless you have a mohawk, so he just does whatever with it nowadays. Good thing he still wears clothes, but they're a really filthy white shirt, holed socks, and torn black jeans, since he's attracted so much unwanted attention during his interdimensional travels that he'd rather look like the most unassuming character possible. He also always wears a white bracelet beaded with porcelain skulls on his right wrist.
Personality: He varies his personality just to keep things interesting. Since he's always starting life in a new world, he roleplays a different character each time. If he ends up in another world with broken powers, he'll be a villainous overlord who wreaks destruction on the land until someone strong enough rises to kick his ass and sends him into the next universe, or he gets bored. If he finds himself powerless, he'll still wreak destruction by stealing or something... so he's still a cunt. The harems that occasionally form around him like some anime protagonist would beg to differ, though; one time he entered a new dimension with 10 girlfriends from the previous one. Anyway, Porcelain's a guy who wears many masks... but at heart, he's an empty, emotionless shell of a man who can't genuinely feel anything, or develop long-lasting bonds, because eventually his uncontrollable power will tear open a wormhole before him, whisk him away, and destroy the previous life he'd built. It doesn't show, but Elio's peripatetic brother is deeply afraid that he'll never get a grip on his ability and truly exist among others.
Affiliations: Found himself in the Demon Slayer universe and became Upper Moon One... by mooning everyone below him. Lol.
Role: play
Weapons: Knives, swords, whatever power he's granted upon crossing over into a new realm, anything he can ahold of. He's also gay and can't keep his hands to himself, so I don't know if unsuspecting dudes' butts count. Probably, since in his vast experience he's learned to make a weapon out of virtually anything.
Devil Fruit
Name: Yu-Yu No Mi (You, you! No, me!)
Description: The Yu-Yu No Mi is a fruit that mimics an ordinary apple, but some of its skin is peeled off in the pattern of a swirl that spans it from top to bottom... Did you know that One Piece is secretly homophobic? Fruit is slang for gay people and devils go to Hell, so "Devil Fruit" is Eiichiro Oda's way of telling gays to burn for all eternity. The title of the show is an irony because homosexuals won't be making it out in One Piece.
Type: Paramecia
Powers: I know I've said this before in ten different ways, but wormholes randomly open up and suck Porcelain into another plane of existence. And that's the most excruciating thing, because while Porcelain likes getting sucked, he'd rather have his own hole opened up than some unexpected distortion in space.
Weaknesses: He sometimes lacks the will to fight, and he may find himself considerably weak in a new universe.
How it was acquired: Some trader unknowingly sold it to his home island, thinking it was a regular fruit. Then it got mixed up with some apples in the kitchen...
Techniques:
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And if had an apple for every power Porcelain could possibly end up with, I'd keep the doctor away for a million years.
- So he normally (if he feels like it, anyway) fights with swords, knives, guns, raw physical strength, and anything that can make his enemy uncomfortable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). He's perfected that last art to a T, because he's endured so much mind-numbing, incomprehensible shit that nothing throws him off anymore.
Home Island: Home Island? Is that what you call home plate if you're playing beach baseball? He ain't at Mount Piku, that's for sure, because he's now a homeless world-drifter.
Backstory: When Porcelain and Elio were but newborn babes, their babysitter scoured the house looking for some apples to mush into puree. Elio had already eaten, but if she didn't find something fast, poor 'Celain would go hungry. Thankfully she found the Yu-Yu No Mi lying somewhere in the kitchen and pulped it into baby food. Porce ate it happily, but the next day... he disappeared without a trace, the child having been transported to another world where his foster parents found him in the woods and assumed he'd been abandoned. They took him in... but eventually he vanished from there too. As he grew up, living in one world only to have it taken from him, he lost all sense of purpose, though there's a quiet resolve to gain control of his power somewhere deep inside him. He's scoured countless dimensions in search of knowledge that could help him further this goal while keeping his true feelings to himself, since no one would believe his story and looked at him like he was crazy. Sometimes he refers to himself in the third person and writes detailed character bios to release his bottled emotions; in fact, he's actually writing this right now, but he's scrambling to finish before the rift appears and-
Yeah, I was kidding too, Mango. Was just bored and didn't feel like going to bed.
I'll start on my Demon Slayer post at some point, it'll likely be a long one as Pearlan's usually are. Clearly procrastinating on those other RP projects I had planned XD
First
mate is keyword for lesbian ship and kyuu's saying Harphina will make Liz her bitch
Because pirate ships aren't everything.
Don't know if anyone's proposed a working solution yet, but a giant cargo ship could've easily shipwrecked and washed the massive tubes ashore.
Or here's another direction we could go. The tubes literally fall out of the sky! Let's say there's some distant battle or war going on, maybe involving an Emperor or a Warlord or someone else powerful, and whole burning ships, tubes, miscellaneous debris are sent flying across the ocean. That's how devastating the fallout is. It seems like a bullshit move now, but there's a great way to tie it back when we finally face this Warlord and get to the heart of the battlefield or something.
