TWO MORE SLAIN IN BRUTAL MURDER The Mafia have struck again, murdering Sir Red in his sleep at his home in the suburbs. We do not yet know which Family has killed him, but we will work to find out. However, from the scuffle at the scene, we can determine that there were at least two different attackers from the opposing Families, who fought with both each other after one murdered Sir Red, but no blood seems to have been shed. The local peanut butter factory has also been shut down after the body of Blazi was found in a vat of peanut butter, and as of yet there has been no explanation for the incident. However, we can exclusively reveal that Blazi was Mafia, although, again, which family has yet to be revealed.