Hello hello~! I've decided to make my own let's Play based upon a ROM hack of Emerald, Touhoumon! It's super exciting, and I'll find it fun to share my obsession of Touhou with you! You don't need to know anything going in, it'll get explained! For now, please think of this as some sort of creepy offspring of Stel and SCT's Let's Plays, except not! ♥ So let us delve into the game~! ...Argh, where has Mary gotten off to today? She's always searching for that weird world she describes from her dreams. Still, it's my problem to find her. Now, where am I...? ...Gah. I can't see the sky from here. Then again, I can't see anything from here! Just where did I wake up? Last I remembered, I went to bed at Mary's house, but just what is this? ...Mmmph, I gotta be dreaming. ...What? Um, kero? Isn't that some fancy noise frogs make? I'm just gonna...hey! What!? who tied me to this bed! D: Oh gods no really someone get me out of here D: ...Well, I guess I'm being played a slide-show. Whilst chained in bed. Peachy. Huh. This vaguely reminds me of that Pokemon Series. ...I guess I should say start or something. ...Wah! Wahey, stay back! Stay back! Gah! D: ...Everything's black. What the hell was I smoking- Entering Gensokyo? That's what Mary always called it! But, uh, wait, who are you, Miss? Well, thanks for being courteous about it. ... ... Got it memorized? She made a...little girl for you? WAIT WHAT. I don't think it works that way, Miss Marisa D: I mean, you shouldn't just knock up this Alice girl just so she'll make you a baby! Oh, dolls, I see. ...Wait did you just say PLAYING. ...Mind, please return to me from the gutters D: Aw, so everyone has their very own customized playmate doll, maybe even more than one! ...That still sounds sorta bad. :x Oh gods wild rape dolls are not supposed to do that D: How about we blame you for making her make one for you in the first place, you creepy lady D: ...I wanna go home I'm sorry, but how is that even remotely related to ANYTHING. ...Is Aya the one who chained me to my bed? ...Excuse me? So I'm stuck here, wherever I am, just like tha- ...Well, crap. ...I'm Renko, duh. Not that hard to figure out, idio-Hey wait how did you get our profile pictures D: I already said it. Renko. R-E-N-K-O. Then I will certainly make sure to pay her a visit for stealing me away. ♥ What's with all the 'ze's, anyway! What does ze even mean, ze? ...Aw goddammit. We will have a lovely chat, ze~ ...I don't think I'll be playing with any little girls any time soon, ze D: What an abrupt end to a conversation, z-No Renko shut up D:< ...So here's where I am. It looks like we're moving. I can't seem to move from this package. Looks like I'm locked up. ...It seems like the vehicle I'm in is stopping. Huh? The locks just fell off. This is sorta creepy. ...Buuut probably better than waiting here. Besides, I've gotta find Merry! I, um, huh. Let's just ignore the truck for now. I guess this is the Human Village, which I was brought to...through the trees? That's terribly stupid. What who are you. ...Annnd now I must be on something. Cause that was stupid. ...Okay. That seems nice. I mean, I guess I could stay for a while to look for Mary, if that's what you say. ...AYA. What. What. Who? ...I think she's one of Mary's imaginary friends, but I guess not so much, in this case. It's freaking adorable. Why should you ask me? Regardless of this...odd caterwaul, she sort of shoved me upstairs, and then...closed the door. I think I'm being abducted D: ...Might as well look around. I swiped a Potion from the computer, which I oddly can't use on the marks on my wrist that came from the chaining D: There was a book next to it. I decided to open it up. ...What? What does this woman even do in her pastime? I think they should rename this place to Predator Village D: ...Oh gods I hear footsteps. I'd uh, rather not. ...THIS WOMAN HAS DRUGS EVEN IF CATNIP ISN'T ONE SOMEBODY SAVE ME D: Oh look, I got a response to the question I asked when she had shown up. Derp. ...I HAVE A MOM D: YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, NOR MY GUARDIAN. I'M EIGHTEEN. I CAN BLOW SMOKE IN YOUR FACE AND FREAKING BUST A CAP UP YOUR ARSE. LET ME LEAVE OR I SWEAR I WILL. ...This isn't even my house! Then she left. ...! She left the door open! QUICK RENKO RUN AS FAST AS YOUR CHIBI LEGS CAN CARRY YOU Ohgods she saw me. ...And that's a /TV/. So my very own creeper is as dumb as a doornail. IT'S A TV. OF COURSE IT HAS CHANNELS. ...Oh gods I can't watch D: ...I turned it off. You creepy repulsive woman. Punch, you mean. ♥ WHAT THIS MUST BE MARY. I sort of ran out of the house as soon as I could after that. Her fault, she left it open! She's not a very good creeper. So I barged inside. WHATEVER YOU WEIRD OLD WOMAN LET ME UPSTAIRS MARY I'M COMING ...Oh no. Oh, I must have been too late. THEY TRAPPED HER IN A BALL. D: Maybe I can still save her </3 MARY I RESCUED YO-Oh you were just downstairs. Whoops, I should have noticed that. Eheh. Okay, that's great! ...Now take us home. Then take us home! OHGODS MARY GET US OUT OF HERE NOW ...I guess you can't. That's just great. Well, you work on that! No, I don't. And I certainly don't want one. Argh, I guess I'll go get one while you work on that. Maybe I can use it to beat up Aya So I went outside. It was a small village, so it didn't take long to find her lab. This Kaguya is a generous person to those who deal with kidnapping. She will be next D:< Darn. It appears she's out. I'll simply have to look for her a little harder~ I hope so, Sir. I sure hope so. The only place out of the village seemed to be upwards, so I ran along that path. Hm? Who's this little girl? Oh heavens, don't go out there, young lady! You're too young for that! ...I suppose I'm better prepared than you. Of course. I take not another step when I suddenly heard what the little dear was talking about. ...THIS SOUNDS VAGUELY LIKE AYA. HUNTER MODE ON. Just as suspected. Target in sight. Appears to be pursued by a dog of some sort. What? An obstacle to AYA has appeared. Eliminate. Of course. If anyone's gonna hurt you, it's gonna be me D:< I rummaged through her fallen bag and found three of those orbs that Mary had in the creepy woman's room earlier. I guess I'll have to pick one so there will be enough of her left to annihilate. ------------------- Right guys, here's your first decision! We have Marisa, Reimu, and Kana. Their types are listed in the poll. Marisa is a special sweeper, Reimu is a balanced attacker or defender, if wished. Then, there's Kana, who is likely hax early on in the game, being Ghost and all. She has average stats coupled with a bunch of annoyer moves. Please, do vote for one of them for me! And do me a favor and give me a nickname for who you choose. I don't want to cut the next chapter sort just to get it nicknamed. This is my first try at a Let's Play. It will hopefully improve over time as I develop Renko's personality further and get a focus on what I want to do. Thank you~!