Just post something funny you've heard someone say or something that came out wrong. Or you can comment on how funny something was. Here's mine: Phone: "Ring ring ring" Teacher: *picks up phone* "Hello?" Student: "Yo, it's Zach, I was skiing in New Hampshire and broke all the bones in my body, so I won't be coming in today." Teacher: "Ouch! Really? Wait a minute,... do you even know how many bones are in the human body?" Student: "Ummm...16...? Oh yeah, and I fractured my skull." Teacher: ".........well, okay! Hope you get better soon!" It was a teacher remembering funny excuses and this was my brother's at his high school graduation. They know when to just let kids miss school. Trust me.