Funny Quotes you'd put in your Sig

[Mystic_Suicune]

Here's another one from Chowder

Mung Daal: "Chowder, did you snack last night after I told you not too?"
Chowder: "No, I didn't"
Mung: "Then why is there food on your face?"
Chowder: "There's always food on my face."
Mung:"...Good point."

 

[eeveefan]

I love this quote from House MD:

Foreman: Why do you bug me?
House: That's what I do, I bug everybody. Do you think it has been much worse lately?
Foreman: Yes!
House: If you're wondering, it's not a racial thing, since you're as black as last week

I just LOL everytime I remember that quote. (I don't want to insult anyone with this post, even though I don't really consider it offensive, but just in case )

Oh and another one:

*Mark's home from work*(Stacy's husband, and in case you don't watch House, Stacy is House's ex)
House: It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're washing the dishes, but we're actually having sex