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Failfic Readings By KoL

Discussion in 'Creative Archive' started by KoL, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. KoL

    KoL Expert FPS Player
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    Hey, here's me, fighting a valiant crusade against all the bad fanfiction of the internets. I will simply be reading the fics, recording the reading and giving a commentary/review of the fic, ranging (for the most part) from reactions of apathy and amusement to horror and disgust.

    So, yeah, say hi to the fanfic "Keldeo's Message" from deviantArt, the first casualty in my crusade against failfics:

    You'll have to pardon the sputtering at parts since this is my actual, genuine reaction to this fic and I do descend into ranty Angrish at certain points. Also, take a shot every time I say "whatever" or "seriously" in this video.

    There will be more to come, feel free to link me any badfics you feel deserve to be slated and I will do my best to accomodate you while I still have surviving brain cells.

    #1 KoL, Aug 10, 2012
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  2. Magpie

    Magpie Feathered Overseer
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    Well, home from work now, and although I already told you how funny I found this, I shall just make a small post here as well :D

    I feel sorry for you having to read that. It was terrible. But, you made it soooo funny.
    I'll look forward to hearing more :up:

    And, you have a lovely reading voice ;P
  3. KoL

    KoL Expert FPS Player
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    Graves the Outlaw from League of Legends reads today while I regenerate my sanity from last time...

    I would say "enjoy," but I'm pretty sure you won't.
    #3 KoL, Aug 16, 2012
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  4. Shiny Pyxis

    Shiny Pyxis 2016 Singles Football

    I'm giggling over here as I listen to you read these. XD And my parents are looking at me funny and fffffff

    Do more of these. Please. XDDD

    ... in fact I like these so much you're now on my list of voices I like. :'D

    Except your mic has like random static at random times and it ruins the effect sometimes. </3
  5. Keldeo's Message in your voice? It became freaking hilarious!
  6. KoL

    KoL Expert FPS Player
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    Searching for Misty fics is asking for trouble.

    Two fics in this video, so it's twice as bad as the others.
    #6 KoL, Oct 22, 2012
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  7. Ah, Misty. Always the 10-year-olds sex object in these warped peoples' minds.

    I couldn't stop cracking up as I listened to these. These appalling monstrosities were made hilarious by your voice and commentary, and I'm sorry you had to experience that pain.

    The first one: yeah, a 10-year-old naked girl splashes a Keldeo a bunch of times, then expects her to fight a gargantuan dragon that slaughtered many Pokemon. That makes perfect sense.

    Also, the dot-dot-dots sent me into hysterics, so I missed some of this, but the ending was also terrible. This is irrefutably a disgrace to fics everywhere.

    The second one. What...the....hell. What disturbed lunatic writes a story about a little girl getting raped by a boy her age, and has her little brother scarred for life by seeing it? I mean, who in the bloody hell writes this stuff? I abhor anyone who thought this was good.

    However, I still laughed, because of your voice and just at the sheer awfulness of it.

    The third one: I don't have much of an opinion on this, because at this point, I had massive head pains from the previous two. Misty gets pregnant. Let's throw a party.Not.

    The fourth one: While more detailed and a little better than the last few, some things were laughably idiotic, while some others things grew to be very tedious, such as a repeated morning schedule. And the godawful ending, which was a complete "wtf?!" moment.

    While absolute torture to hear, they are also comical, and your reading improves the hilarity, so if you can bear it, please read more.

    (Note: Why are there people who invariably like this garbage? -_- )
  8. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls
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    "Short, but incredibly shit."
    "An unforgiving tentacle!"
    "Doesn't the gym have internet access?"
    "She might be legal, but this is still what the fuck." :D

    I think you need a new microphone though :(. Or possibly to adjust the levels on the one you have, because every time you get 'excited' by the terribleness and shout, there's annoying static which hurts our ears.
  9. KoL

    KoL Expert FPS Player
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    Back after long last, as the legendary footballer jock Let's Player and Super Bomberman 2 fan Musclebomber2021. Split into two parts due to how stupidly long Chapter 1 is:

    A few things to note:

    - Due to how long Chapter 1 is and how sick I got of reading it, I start reading it quicker as I go along, which due to the voice does make me a bit hard to understand near the end.

    - My Little Unicorn was an attempt at making a fixfic of Friendship is Magic. Anyone in the know will probably notice that the prologue and first chapter "fix" FiM by ripping off the pilot episode, which is just one reason why My Little Unicorn is complete garbage.

    - The audio is a lot quieter in these two videos than the previous three, so you may need to turn your speakers up a bit.

    - If you don't know who Musclebomber2021 is (and most people won't) then this will tell you everything you need to know:

    #9 KoL, Apr 26, 2013
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