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Best/Worst Pokemon Quotes Anywhere...

Discussion in 'Pokémon Chat' started by Satoren, Jul 18, 2007.

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  1. Every once in a while, The Pokemon series and games all have some sort of corny or unforgettable line. So Post here the best, or worst lines the Pokemon franchise has ever spawned...

    Prepare for trouble...

    Pokemon 2000:
    Jessie: Prepare for more trouble than you've ever seen!
    James: And make it double, 'cuz we're on the big screen!
    Ash: I'm gonna have to catch this on Video!

    I still lol for this

    ...And make it double

    Gold and Silver
    Your Rival: kukukukukukukukukukuku...

    WtF who laughs like that anyway?!
     
  2. Oh there are sooooo many good lines!

    That first one cracks me up ^^
    For the second one, I don't know about kukuku, but "kekeke" is the japanese alternative to "hahaha"... You can find in quite a few mangas... and in Mystery Dungeon actually, if I'm correct (Gengar).

    Alright, my favorite lines ever:

    Pokémon the movie 3; James, upon seeing the unown:
    "I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad" ^^

    or this one from Brock:
    "I wanna breed like you! I mean I wanna be a breeder like you! I mean... your Vulpix is nice"

    and of course, we can't forget this one (another James):
    "It's times like this that make me want to go straight!"
     
    #2 daxx0r, Jul 18, 2007
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  3. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    "HOO HAH!" ~ Bruno, G/S/C

    "If I were a raincloud I would shower you with gratitude and hail you as a hero!" ~ Mugged Devon Employee, R/S/E.

    "Hey, you know, if you don't have a single Gym badge people are going to look down at you like you're a total noob, right?" ~ Annoying Guy in Oreburgh, D/P.

    "Bravo! A winner is you!" ~ Demented Clown in Veilstone, D/P.

    "I'm the hotness!" ~ The Rival in Canalave, D/P.

    ... D/P has OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND lines like that...
     
  4. XD @ Brock. Hilarious. Man, that's stinkin' FUNNY.

    XD @ Bruno.

    Also, hi Dax. Love the RP with the long name. I already told Fire Fox. =]
     
  5. [quote name="daxxor]"It's times like this that make me want to go straight!"[/quote]

    o_0



    o_0



    That explains a lot of things....

    [quote author=StellarWind Elsydeon" post="28510" timestamp="1184722914"]
    "HOO HAH!" ~ Bruno, G/S/C

    "If I were a raincloud I would shower you with gratitude and hail you as a hero!" ~ Mugged Devon Employee, R/S/E.

    "Hey, you know, if you don't have a single Gym badge people are going to look down at you like you're a total noob, right?" ~ Annoying Guy in Oreburgh, D/P.

    "Bravo! A winner is you!" ~ Demented Clown in Veilstone, D/P.

    "I'm the hotness!" ~ The Rival in Canalave, D/P.

    ... D/P has OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND lines like that...
    [/quote]

    Dear lord, Sinnoh's full of Intarweb junkies...
     
  6. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    It is. To the point I still wonder why isn't there a PokéManiac somewhere that asks you if you liek mudkips and attacks you with a team of six of them...
     
    #6 StellarWind Elsydeon, Jul 18, 2007
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  7. More D/P quotes.

    'Galactic energy for the win!' Galactic grunt at front desk.

    'Great. And here I get owned by some kid...' Galactic Grunt at the Power Plant near Floroma Town.

    Lol, D/P interweb memes.
     
  8. "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" :V
    -Youngster, R/B.

    "That battle will surely become a stupendous masterpiece painting! I shall title it... My Pokemon Is Fight!"
    -Artist dude outside of Hearthome(?), D/P

    The reason for all the internet jokes in DP is that at least one of the translators, Doug Dinsdale I believe, is a huge internet junkie. He posts on Something Awful, if you know the site.
     
  9. their not complete web junkies...lrn2abbreviate lol...

    Hoenn:
    Brock: This Nurse Joy's Bangs are 1 cm longer than any other Joy in the country...
    Ash: Brock, that's amazing!
    Max: Yeah, that's really something!
    May: He's something else alright...
     
  10. He meant "straight" as in "not a criminal," not "not gay."

    James: "I am the Flaming Moltres!"
    Jessie: "Where on Earth did he get that costume?"
    Meowth: "Straight outta his closet."

    ... Then again, I could be wrong.

    Also, this one from the beginning of the first season:

    Misty: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug!"
    Ash: "Maybe it's a... " *pops up in a cow costume* "...COW-terpie!"

    I like it because it makes more sense in Japanese. "Mushi" is "bug" and "Ushi" is "cow." As I understand it, the literal translation was:

    Misty: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug!"
    SFX: "Moo!"
    Ash: *pops up in a cow costume* "Cow!"

    ... which I think is still funny on a number of levels.
     
  11. First movie - Misty: "I didn't know there were still Vikings." Ash: "I think they mostly live in Minnosota."
     
  12. "Aim for the horn Pikachu!!" Ash's Pikachu versus Blaine's Rhydon. Godmodding at its best.

    And I know an Ace Trainer uttered the word Noob somewhere in D/P.

    That's my favorite quote ever!
     
  13. StellarWind Elsydeon

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    Oh, god, the 'I'M A MIGHTY MOLTRES!' episode. XDDD

    Seriously, though, just about anything involving the anime Team Rocket is pure gold. ^^

    And yes, the Mushi/Ushi jokes makes SO much more sense in Japanese.
     
  14. Hahaha I love that Moltres episode... XDDD
    And you should be happy that at least you get Cowterpie! I happened to catch that joke in Swedish, and they didn't even try to make it funny... If I were to translate it, he says "maybe it was a cow-caterpie" ...that doesn't even make sense!!

    anyway, here are some more totally awesome quotes!
    Jessie:
    "Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion. "

    (jessie asks for help from james, saying he'd do it if he was a gentleman)
    James: "Oh, is that so? Well, as you all know, I'm no gentleman!"
     
  15. Wobbuffet's a lot funnier when you know that his Japanese name sounds like a phrase that roughly translates to "That's right!" Also, Sudowudo's Japanese name roughly translates to "Liar." That's why there's that scene were Wobbuffet is talking to Sudowudo in its first episode. ("He says he's hungry." "That's Right!" "Liar!") It was also longer in the Japanese version, as I understand it.
     
  16. I discovered two more gems while I was just wandering around in Diamond:

    "Croagunk sure is purdy"- Some kid at the Pastoria Pokemart.

    "Ensure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it." Sign in the Team Galactic Nap Room.
     
  17. Team Galactic nap room quote = WIN.

    And uh, the Celebi movie had some good ones:
    "I think Ash just evolved into a Primeape." ~Brock

    "Do you think they're going to be okay?" ~Sammy
    "Unfortunately, yes." ~Misty
     
  18. I remember in Volkner's (or Byron's) gym that someone calls you a noob. Made me mad, then I pwn'd the crap out of him. :D
    In the second movie, TR is talking about the Legendary birds, saying stuff like, "Oh, I hope I don't get frozen!". Then Meowth says, "I hope I don't get hit by their droppings!" ^^
     
  19. One of my favorites was the Chipmunk TR intro from johto.I lol'd for a full 3 hours after watching it.I only took breaks to breath.XD
     
  20. XDDDDDDDD

    I cannot tell you how awsome that quote is. I almost fell off my chair.

    Now for my share of quotes!

    May: I think Romeo LIKES JULIET!!
    -
    Ash: You look like a guy anyway!
    -
    James: Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant! (when I read this, I was thinking of the food... XD)
    -
    James: It's alright, Jessie. They're bad guys.
    -
    Jessie: (To Misty) Listen to me kid when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble.
    James Yes, and thats the kind of trouble...I stay out of.
    Meowth You's two don't need da opposite sex cuz you got eachother!Hahaha!
    Jessie What does THAT mean!?
    _
    Jessie: Did you notice that Grumpig Pokemon James?
    James: If you mean it looks like my ex-fiance then yes. (WTF XD)
    -
    Jessie: We're slowing Lugia down. The three of us are too heavy.
    James: Let's try Weight Watchers.
    Jessie: It's too late for that!
    Meowth: I heard its never too late if you just STICK WITH THE PROGRAM!! (XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
    -

    And now for one of my favorites :

    Jessie: Prepare for trouble, and a dance!
    James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    And I love James. He is absolute LOVE and has sooo much FTW-ness.

    And a couple more...

    James: Why didn't we do this in the first place?
    Jessie: We have to fill a half-hour!
    _
    (Ash and his friends drink tea during Team Rocket's intro) Jessie and James: HEY! DON'T SIT THERE IGNORING US!
    Misty: This show is pretty boring.
    Ash: It'll get cancelled pretty soon.

    XD

    EDIT: I got one more I just HAD to post XDDDDDDD

    Meowth: If dat's the democratic way, I'm votin' Republican...
     
  21. o_O

    ...

    XD

    Actually, James seems to be winning this topic.

    Also, another TR quote. I seem to remember in the dubbed version of the episode where Brock's Zubat evolved, Jessie said something about itching and then James said something about "Jessie's complaining." Except since it didn't rhyme... >_>

    Oh! And there's the lovely mistake in Emerald where Steven says "the SOOTOPOLIS Space Station," if I recall correctly. Because the Space Station is actually in Mossdeep.
     
  22. You did recall correctly, I remeber that same one.

    I lol'd at the "I'm wearing tights instead of Pants!". xD
     
  23. I LOL'd at it too. That's why I posted it.

    It reminded me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    Good movie. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD movie.

    And I have a quote that is RELATED to pokemon. But I have to post it anyways. This is from Norm McDonald

    Butterfree: I don't wanna do the Whirlwind attack! It's too girly! I wanna throw a chair at him!

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    And to make this post ON TOPIC:

    Prof Oak: As a child, I played a lot of video games and was known as Flying Fingers Sammy.
    -
    May:This is bananas! (WTF XD)
    -

    And what you DEFENATLY don't expect to hear from Brock.
    Brock: That was really disturbing.

    And I LOL'd at this one SO hard.
    Ash: She is trying to use rep...per...pre...what is it again? Oh yeah, Perverse Psychology on me!
    XDDDDDDDDDDD

    I'm done for now.

    Oh, one more thing...

    Actually, I did a little research, and this is how it really goes (still funny as hell though)

    Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed...
    Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!
     
  24. I think one of the worst quotes is on episode 8The Path to the Pokémon League. When meowth bites sandshrew breaks one of his teeth and says "Ahhhhh the moment of tooth!" kinda cheezy dont ya think?
     
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  25. baratron

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    More Diamond & Pearl quotage:

    Galactic Grunt in the Veilstone HQ:
    "Intruder Alert! There's something smelly about you."
    *he sends out a Stunky*
    "Oh, it was my own Pokemon's smell..."

    "Your trail blazing will go out in a blaze of glory right now!" -- another Galactic Grunt. *groan* at those mixed metaphors.

    "Are you enjoying your unauthorized, unescorted and unsettling tour of Team Galactic HQ?" -- yet another GG.

    "Look at the way I'm dressed! Can't you see that I'm hardcore?" -- Pikachu cosplayer in the 8th gym.

    "Excuse me for wearing my bikini!" -- Swimmer (female) Aubree, Route 223.
     
  26. Cassidy: Awww, look at those Psyduck's eyes! They're big and round like ping-pong balls.

    Misty: Yeah, and I wish I had a paddle!
     
  27. *Ash and co. awake to find Jigglypuff has drawn on their faces again*

    Misty: I look like a Cartoon Character!!
    Ash: A Cartoon Character? Like that would ever happen...
     
  28. "What if my rod hooks a big one while i'm in the washroom?" -(R/S/E)Fisherman near Dewford

    "My power of suggestion failed to charm you." -(D/P)Rich Boy from Battle Tower

    Prof. Rowan-"Everytime I come here, I find myself standing up straighter than usual"
    Cynthia-"It's the natural reaction, professer" -(D/P)After you defeat Cynthia

    I have a sick mind...
     
  29. baratron

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    [size=15pt]Pokemon XD, before the last Shadow Pokemon:[/size]

    Miror Peon Folly:
    Oh, Boss!
    The way you gyrate is the greatest!
    Shake, shake, shake!
    Shake it!

    Wanderer Miror B:
    I, I, I! Want you! Want you!
    Huh?!
    Stop the music!
    Let me wind down the music and take a look!
    Oh, you are! You are that super-annoying brat!
    It's all your fault that my SHADOW POKEMON is the last of the kind!
    But you did worse!
    You messed up my dance for celebrating the future of TEAM MIROR!
    Today of all days, you're not going to get away! No, you'll never, never get away!
    Let the music play!

    Miror B's a loon, isn't he? Also, he has KOed too many of my Pokemon. Grrr >:(.
     
  30. He may be a bit on the crazy side, but he certainly has the best battle music.
     
  31. baratron

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    And yet more from XD:

    Matron Tulon:
    Perhaps I'll let my POKEMON give me a massage with their ELECTRIC moves.

    Casual Guy Ebzor:
    I wonder if there's a POKEMON out there that can reduce a TRAINER's weight?
     
  32. Brock: This Nurse Joy's Bangs are 1 cm longer than any other Joy in the country...

    :3 ... Bangs... :3:3

    It's not a quote, but that pervey old man or 'peeping tom' outside celladon gym. LOL.
     
  33. A man comments on the upcoming Pokemon Diamond and Pearl...
    "I'm already tired of this game. My Cubone and Charizard just rape everything."
     
  34. Jesse: NEXT TIME WE HELP OUT A POKEMON IN NEED, LET'S CHOOSE A NOSEPASS!!
     
  35. baratron

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    [size=14pt]Now from Pokemon Ranger![/size]
    Go-Rock Grunt with 3 Linoone on Fiore Temple:
    "You chased us all the way here?! That's persistence for you!
    You should put that persistence to good use in your studies, gaming, or even romance!"

    Another Go-Rock Grunt at Fiore Temple:
    "All you Pokemon Rangers go on about Pokemon feelings. If you ask me, Pokemon only have three feelings: hungry, not hungry,and angry!"

    Professor Hastings' Assistant:
    "Cameron doesn't get it, does he? If anything this enigmatic is put before our eyes, we're more likely to get excited than becalmed. We're scientists after all."

    Professor Hastings:
    "Hmm... I'm getting an uncontrollable urge to determine exactly what this is." [...]
    "This is quite the rare discovery, especially for Cameron, given his love for finding useless junk."

    The translation of this game is so funny. None of that is ungrammatical, but it's so florid & over-formal for supposed speech!
     
  36. The kid when you enter Oreburg City"

    "If you don't have a single badge, other trainers will just look down on you like a total noob, right?"

    That quote had me rofl
     
  37. Trainer Cameron, please shorten your signature up, or we'll be force to do it for you. And you probably don't want that to happen.
     
  38. Leo

    Leo

    "Oops, dropped my balls" - G/S/C Juggler. XD
     
  39. baratron

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    Oooh... here's one from D/P that I wrote down but never got round to posting:

    "Ah, you timed your arrival well. I've just finished reading a book, you see." -- Lucian of the Elite Four.

    How pretentious? ;)
     
  40. And that is why Lucian is my hero.
     
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