All these are bloopers from Iunyasha bloopers from another website. Most Recent Bloopers: In the middle of an intense battle with Naraku... Inuyasha is wounded. Miroku springs into action..... Miroku: Wind tunnel!!! *no sound or sucking comes* Miroku: *ahem* WIND TUNNEL!!! *silence* *Sango and the others start laughing* Miroku: I said wind tunnel!!!! *silence* director: Sorry, forgot to turn the fans on! Miroku: *sigh* Not again! Sent in by: Sami-chan Inuyasha: Kikyo!! KIKYO!! Kikyo: WHAT?! Inuyasha: I have great news!!! Kikyo: You broke up with Kagome?? Inuyasha: No! I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico!! Kikyo: *falls to her side* >.> Sent in by: Ilyssa H. Sesshomaru: Well well well Inuyasha, we meet again. Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru: Inuyasha... Inuyasha: Sesshomaru!! Sesshomaru: Prepare to DIE Inuyasha! Inuyasha: Not likely Sesshomaru! Kagome: Wait! You two are brothers, you're SUPPOSED to love each other, I mean... can't we all just get along? Sesshomaru: ......um..... Inuyasha: ...... Kagome: PLEASE!!!!! Inuyasha: .......NO!!! Sent in by: Danielle Inuyasha: Kagome, you little flench! Director: CUT! *sighs* Inuyasha, baby, it's wench, okay? WENCH! W-e-n-c-h! Inuyasha: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER! Director: Flench is fine. Sent in by: Candace Inu: -_- Why do I have to look after the short kid?... Shippou: Im not short..Im, Verticaly challenged. ^^' Sent in by: Dave Director: Cut!Take 5! Miroku: *rubs Sango's butt* Sango: Eeep! *slaps Miroku* Miroku: Yow! Sango: You DO know we're off set, right? Miroku: Yeah! Sango: *sweatdrop* And you do know it's NOT true about co-stars falling in love!? Miroku: Awww man! Inu-Yasha: Hahahaha! Miroku: You do know this Wind Tunnel IS real, right!? Inu-Yasha: *backs away* Sent in by: Sailor Kikyo *Inuyasha is sniffing the floor* Shippou *talking to himself*: Inuyasha, sometimes you really look like a mut. Inuyasha: I HERD THAT, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT! *raises fist* Shippou: KAGOME!! Kagome: SIT BOY! *BANG* Shippou: Now, what were you saying? Sent in by: animething Kagome: Oh no, this fight looks big! Come on Shippou, lets go over there and let Inuyasha take care of this. *grabes inuyasha's arm* Inuyasha: Kagome... Kagome: Yes... Inuyasha: I'M NOT SHIPPOU!! Kagome: ...........dangit! Others including bad guy: *doubled over in laghter* Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Sent in by: Devon *Keiko's from YYH* Keiko: WHAAAAHHHHH!!!! *falls down the well* Inu-Yasha: WHAT THE...WHO ARE YOU?! Miroku: Hello there young maiden... Keiko: *involuntary slap* Miroku: Ow! Songo's mind: ALRIGHT!!!! some one who finaly knows what to do so I don't have to slap him! Sent in by: chibi Every one is asleep except Miroku. It's pitch black and you see Miroku's hand reach for something and rub it. *Growl* *Songo gets up and stretches* Miroku: Huh? Songo: Miroku what are you doing!? *InuYasha smacks Miroku upside the head with his sword* Sent in by: The Mad Scientist Scene: When Kagome first see's InuYasha... Kagome: Woah, what cute ears! *stars feeling InuYasha's ears* InuYasha: *twitches and tries to pretend he's dead* Kagome: They're sooo cute! *pulls headband with the ears off* Oops... 0_o Sesshomaru: Ha! I KNEW those ears were fake! I'm the one who's supposed to be cute! Sent in by: Black_moon Miroku: Will you.. bare my children? *gropes Sango's butt* Director: Okay! That's a wrap!! Miroku: *Keeps groping* Director: O.o ..Uh.. Miroku? Miroku: ^_^ Oh, we're rolling? Sango: >..3 *holds film behind back* Oh, no...of course not... Sent in by: Tigeria Inuyasha:I sense tons of demons coming this way! Kagome: Can you tell me how many? Inuyasha: I SAID TONS!!! Kagome: ...You don't know how to count, do you? Inuyasha: (In a sad tone) No... Sent in by: Alex Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and a white dog are standing on the stage. Director: And...Action! Inuyasha: Tetsuai-- *sees white dog* Who is this dog? Sesshomaru: Don't look at me! Inuyasha: Who is this dog?! Director: He's your stunt double. Sent in by: Erika Kagome: Inuyasha, Naraku is attacking! Inuyasha: Nooo! Kagome! Kagome: Inuyasha! Inuyasha: Kagome! Kagome: Inuyasha! Inuyasha: Kagome! Kagome: Inuyasha! Shippou: Ohhh, great with the yelling of eachothers names again! Naraku: Wasn't I attacking? Miroku: I have no idea.... Inuyasha: Kagome! Kagome: Inuyasha! Inuyasha: Kagome! Director: Cut, Cut, Cut...No One watching the show wants to see you two yelling each other's names! Sent in by: _anime_lover_ Director: In this scene, Koga, you have to express your feeling about Kagome. Koga: *holding Kagome's hands* You know Kagome...I think you are the ugliest woman I've ever seen! I mean, look at those clothes! Ewww! Why am I even holding your hands?! Kagome: W-what? *sobs* Director: CUT!!! Koga, your supposed to love Kagome! Koga: Ummmmmm...ok...ahem, Kagome, I love you because you're very ugly and your voice sounds like a choked chicken. Kagome: *sobs again* Director: CUT!! Get it right, Koga! Your supposed to think Kagome is one of the most beautiful woman you have seen in your short life! And say that her voice is like a goddess and not a choked chicken. Koga: Kagome, you're the ugliest of the most beautiful woman I've ever met, but your voice does sound like a choked chicken compared to the other woman I've met. Director: CUT!! *sigh* I give up... Sent in by: Cathy Inuyasha (to enemy): YOU are going DOWN! *takes out sword and it doesn't work* ...Wait...let me try again...*takes out sword and it doesn't work* ..Strange...didn't it used to get all big and cool before? Kagome (whispering): Inuyasha, press the button! Inuyasha: ...OH! Okay! Now, let's do that again! *takes out sword and it gets cool* Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about! *looks up* Eh.. where'd he go? Kagome: Sigh... Sent in by: Winnie Kouga: *Wind-dashing*... *Suddenly begins to cough* Cut! *Gag* I swallowed a bug! GAAAAAH!!! *Trips over branch* Ouch... Sent in by: Cyeku Kyudo Battle scene between Inuyasha, Shesshomaru and Naraku: Inuyasha: DIIIIIEEEEE!!!! Shesshomaru: Move over! Inuyasha: NO! You! Shesshomaru: Nothing on this planet will make me mov- *a kitten runs out of Naraku's castle* Naraku: Sammy?! *stars running after kitty* Shesshomaru in baby voice: AAAWWWWWWWW! What a cwute wittle kitty! Come here kitty kitty! *also runs after kitty* Inuyasha: But, what about the battle? *starts to ball his eyes out* I wanna fight!!! WHHAAAAAA!!! Kagome: Wow... Sent in by: Sinsi Director: Okay, lunch scene take one! Action! Kagome: Hey Inuyasha why don't you sit down here and relax for once? *Inuyasha's face hits the floor and everyone laughs* Sorry! Director: CUT! Lunch scene take two! Kagome: Inuyasha, why don't you take a seat beside me? *Inuyasha sits down* HAH! I told you I could get him to sit! *Inuyasha's face hits the ground....again* Director: CUT! Take three! **eventually** Director (sleepily): Lunch scene, Take *yawn* 222. Kagome: Hey Inuyasha why don't you take a seat here beside me and relax for once? *Inuyasha walks in with an icepack looking paranoid* Just sit will you!!! BLAM!! Inuyasha: I swear she's doing this on purpose... Sent in by: Kira Neko Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy! Inuyasha: *nothing happens*...*yawns* Kagome: Sit, sit, sit, sit ,sit! Inuyasha: *still, nothing happens* ...How come nothing happened? Kagome: I don't know *gasps* Where's necklace?! Inuyasha: *Looks down and looks worried* I forgot, I let Koga wear it. Kagome: *sighs* Your wrecking the show! You know you're not allowed to take it off! Inuyasha: Opps.... ^^;; Sent in by: Christina Britten Kogome: *studying* Inuyasha: *stares blankly at her* Kogome: *nudges Inuyasha* Inuyasha: *blank expression on his face* Miroku: (ahem) Inuyasha: *scraches his head* Songo: *stares at Inuyasha intensly* Inuyasha: *sweat drips down his face* Shippou: *crawls up behind Inuyasha's very sweaty head, and stares down* All: *stares at Inuyasha in a very moking way* Inuyasha: FINE, ALRIGHT ALREADY, I FORGOT MY STINKIN' LINE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!? Kogome: Noooo...SIT BOY! Inuyasha: *falls on face* Kogome: Now I am ^-^ Sent in by: TAZSPAZ85 Inuyasha: *Eating Ramen* Koga: *Sneaks off with Kagome* Kagome: *Screams* INUYASHA! Inuyasha: Koga! Hand over Kagome! Koga: No! Wait is that Ramen? Inuyasha: Yeah... Koga: I want the Ramen! Inuyasha: What? NO! Koga: You can have Kagome back if I get the Ramen. Inuyasha: What? I said no! This is mine! Koga: *Drops Kagome and fights Inuyasha for the Ramen* Koagome: What about me? Inuyasha and Koga: MY RAMEN! *Continues fighting* Kagome: *Sweatdrop, Vein* Koga fetch boy! *Throws a bone* Inuyasha? SIT! Inuyasha: *Falls on face* Koga: *Chases Bone* Kagome: *Eating Ramen* Sent in by: Sarah Can you think of a funny Inuyasha Blooper? If you can, send it in by clicking here! Rules: #1: Please don't have any cursing or unappropriate stuff in your blooper. Suta-Raito is for people of all ages so there are some younger kids who read these. ^^; #2: Make sure the subject of the e-mail is "Inuyasha Blooper" or else I might not read the e-mail! #3: Don't forget to leave your name or nickname in the e-mail. I've gotta give credit to someone for the blooper. ^-^ #4: Don't send in a blooper that's really quickly thought up just because you wan't your name on S-R. If it's not the least bit funny, I won't add it up. #5: If your blooper has grammar mistakes or anything like that, I'll fix it before adding it up. Don't worry, I won't change the blooper around too much. ^.~ Pokemon bloopers Most Recent Bloopers: Brock: Ash, I don't think it was a good idea to invite all your co-stars to a party. Ash: Why? Brock: The way Mewtwo and Deoxis are looking at each other, and ... A large explosion fills the air, with the sounds of battling legendary Pokemon Ash: Oh. Sent in by: Mippy Catawalka Ash: Woooooooow! Look at that Lugia! *Points at it* Lugia: Splot! *White stuff lands on Ash's face* Director: CUT! Lugia! Stop that! *Points at the Lugia* Lugia: Splot! *White stuff lands on the Director's face* Misty: Apparently, the Lugia doesn't like being pointed at. Brock: Yuk! Lets wipe that off your faces. They return to the same spot the next morning. Ash: Woooooooow! Look at that Ho-oh! *Points at it.* All apart from Ash: ASH!!! Ho-oh: SPLOT... Sent in by: Rory Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Shooting off at the speed of light! Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! Oi! It's blasting not shooting! Right! Take 2. Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Speeding off at the speed of light! Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! NO! IT'S BLASTING! Take 3. Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Flying off at the speed of light! Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! BLASTING! You idiots! TAKE 4! Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Blasting off at the speed of fright! Director: Moan...maybe it's time for a break... Sent in by: Rory Ash: Well, that was a good episode, eh Pikachu? Pikachu: Pee. Ash: Oh, what do you mean by that? Pikachu: Pika Pee. Ash: Hmmm...are you hungry? Pikachu: PIKA PEE! Ash: Do you wanna sleep? Pikachu: Pika Pika PEE! Ash: Have you--OH, NOT IN MY DRESSING ROOM! Sent in by: Stephanie Misty: There's something I've always wanted to say to you, Ash. Ash: What? Misty: YOU STILL OWE ME A BIKE!!! Sent in by: BadBlondeDesigns *From Pokemon; The First Movie* Nurse Joy: Meet the world's most powerful trainer and Pokemon! Crowd: *watches as Mewtwo floats down to the floor* Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo! Feel my wrath! Muahaha! Muah-*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE* Director: CUT! Mewtwo did you take your cough drops? Mewtwo: What cough drops? I have a cold not pnuemonia! Ash: You can still take cough drops well... Cuz a cold has a cough Mewtwo: Shut up, shut up! I will not listen! I am better than all of you! Director: *To Ash* When I told him to be ignorant i didn't mean for a stupid COLD! Sheesh! Mewtwo: *cries* Waaah! I'll be in my trailer 'cuz this is like the 40th take! *runs off crying* *Mew peeks out door* Mew: Mew mew mew! (What a big baby!) Sent in by: Sarah Ash (Talking to sleeping Snorlax): Now, I need you to move over there! *points to other side of the road* Snorlax: Zzzzzzz... Ash: There's a pizza over there! Snorlax: Zzzzzzz... Ash: Come on! Please? Snorlax: Zzzzzzz... Ash: What about 1 million dollars? Snorlax: Zzzzzzz... Ash (Talking to Brock): Hey, Brock, can I have a cookie? I'm pooped. Brock: Sure! *tosses cookie to Ash* Snorlax (Wakes up): MIIIIINE! *jumps up and grabs cookie in the air* Ash: HEY! MY COOKIE! *starts to cry* Brock: -_-;; Sent in by: Abby (in the pokemon 2000 movie) Slow...! Hope they are funny!!!!! happy posting!!!!!