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Comments on Profile Post by ThePlayfulFox

  1. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    I’m here! What do you need? Don’t be paranoid, it’s bad for yo- WHAT WAS THAT OH NO THEY COMING FO ME
    Sep 16, 2019
  2. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    RENZ! Who's coming for you?! You just made it worse! Run! Run my spaghetti Tangla friend!
    Sep 16, 2019
  3. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    You can fly faster than I can run! Put me in my Pokéball, quick!
    Sep 16, 2019
  4. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    *Pulls out Pokeball, but doesn't return you* First, tell me who is chasing you.
    Sep 16, 2019
  5. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    Errr... uh... *looks around nervously* the.. the CONISUERS! Now please get me outa here before they eat me!
    Sep 16, 2019
  6. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    The what?! Um, who are they? *Is getting ready to return you*
    Sep 16, 2019
  7. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    THE FOOD CRITICS! THE ONES WHO EAT DELICIOUS SPAGHETTI!

    *there is a clattering nearby, sounding ominously like a lot of silverware clashing together*
    Sep 16, 2019
  8. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    OK! RETURNING NOW! *Returns you to your Pokeball* Now are you glad that I caught you? See, I'm keeping my side of the deal. I don't think anyone wants to eat a living owl, so I should be fine. *Lands on a lamp pole*
    Sep 16, 2019
  9. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *pokeball wiggles a bit*

    (You’d be surprised what people eat... I was surprised when I first heard about shark fin soup, and you never know what owl dishes might be out there... and then of course, sometimes a critic has strange tastes... Dan dan dan...)

    * a solitary figure steps into the light from the lamp pole, and looks at you. It seems he saw what you did with his dinner.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  10. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    Um, no, stay away. If you don't, I'll blast you with psychic attacks.
    Sep 16, 2019
  11. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *The figure fades back into the darkness... and there is a tapping sound, and a gentle glow. The sound is so faint that only an animal with acute hearing, such as an owl, could hear it, but it is there. The sound of someone typing out a message on a cell phone.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  12. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    Shoot! Um, who who. who who. *Flies away, silently*
    Sep 16, 2019
  13. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *you feel your sins crawling on your ba- oh, wait, that’s just the wind in your feathers. Never mind.*

    *The Pokéball wiggles ever so slightly.*

    *there is a sound back by the lamppost you were perched on mere moments ago, the sound of vehicles pulling up. There is a sound of people talking softly and in strange accents, and then silence.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  14. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    (Man, this is worse than a horror film. How is this so scary?)
    *Flies into a forest, where I, a predator of the night, can move without fail. I am the one who can out move the conisusers*
    Sep 16, 2019
  15. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    (Because it’s almost eleven o’clock and you are being hunted by mysterious food eaters, and one of your best friends will probably die if you are caught... òvó)

    *there is no sound from behind you. The only thing that shows you exist in the darkness of the night is a faint hum from the Pokéball you are carrying.*

    *However.*


    *There is a strange howl, sounding similar to that of a wolf, but... not quite.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  16. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    ( 'words inside of these means thoughts' BTW, did I really fool those Conisusers?)
    'Man, things are really going bad. Now a wolf-like craeture wants to eat us. WHAT IS WITH THIS WORLD!' *Continues to fly, but then roosts in a tree that I hope is high enough*
    Sep 16, 2019
  17. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *...*

    *......*


    *.............*

    *after a long period of... I was about to say silence, but you are an owl in a forest. So... no sounds that shouldn’t be there... there is a faint sound, like human footsteps. It sounds like there are multiple pairs of feet.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  18. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *a figure appears, bursting out of the underbrush. A tall man, in a somehow spotless tuxedo, and but with a belt full of untensils suspended around its waist. However, something is... off. The posture of the man is all wrong...*

    *and then... it sniffs.*

    *its head turns towards you, and...*

    *it sees you.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  19. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    *Fear crept down my spine. I turned and flapped away, not wanting to become its next meal. I fly, hoping that I am faster than the creature that is chasing me. All I can do is hope at this point.*
    Sep 16, 2019
  20. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *As you take off, two more figures burst out of the bushes. The first figure gives a command in French, and all 3 pull out spatulas. They place small... somethings... on the heads of the spatulas. They bend these back and send a few small objects hurtling through the air in your general direction.*
    Sep 19, 2019
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  21. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    *I flew faster, twisting and turning so that the objects would not hit me. I could not fall, not with what I had to keep safe. I heard the wind wizz past my earholes as a whipped to the left, changing my direction to throw my attackers off guard.*
    Sep 19, 2019
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  22. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *The objects you avoided impact on other nearby objects, like trees, then burst into powdery spice clouds. Your pursuers see that they will lose you in the night forest, so they begin running after you.*
    Sep 19, 2019
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  23. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    *I fly faster, turning right. I need to lose them, I have to. I narrow my huge eyes as I flap faster, the win in my wingtips. After a while, I turn right again. I have to continue on, all I hope is that I can throw them off my trail.*
    Sep 19, 2019
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  24. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *You quickly outmanuever and outspeed them. You are smell enough to easily go between trees, but it's hard for them to run without bumping into trees. Even as you leave them far in the distance, a howling can still be heard...*
    Sep 19, 2019
  25. ThePlayfulFox
    ThePlayfulFox
    *I continue to fly, knowing that the howl might be dangerous.*
    Sep 19, 2019
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  26. RenzFlintrock
    RenzFlintrock
    *There is silence throughout the forest. However, back where you first left civilization for the wild, a few food trucks have gathered and men step out.*
    Sep 19, 2019