Comments on Profile Post by AceyPie

Im stuck with a killer bunny inside a roo- wait do you eat carrots?

No i don't (yes)

*pulls out a carrot from her pocket and waves it tantanlizingly close to his face* you sure~

*stares at the carrot and begin to drool* Yes i'm sure. It's such a dumb stereotype that bunnies ea... *attacks the carrot and eats a piece of it*

Haha! I only needed a piece of it! Eating too much of a carrot is harmful for bunnies! And i'm smart enough to ignore the rest of the carrot!

I know I had something here... *pulls out a vial of red liquid* I had this on me just in case I went full vamp mode but you can have it~ you're just so cute~

*hisses* i'm not cute! Take that back!

Okay I change my mind, you're not scary at all~ *crouches down at him*

Get any closer and i might bite your head off

*chuckles and hands the vial towards you*

*grabs the vial and bites your hand* that's what you get for calling me cute!

Ack! *pulls her hand back and suckles on the wound... she pulls her hand before suckling on it again then pulls it away and awkwardly rubs the wound on her thigh* s-shit...

I am evil incarnated! I won't kill you, but i'll make sure your life will be like hell >:3

I-its not that... you know what? nevermind that! ^^

That's suspicious... should i bite you again? I can remove the pain from your hand. By removing your hand

Its not the pain... your bites are surprisingly weak

You know i can see your tears of pain right?

Im not crying! *turns away, suckling on the wound*

Yes you are! I saw your tears before you turned away!

Well you cant see them now!

No but i can hear you sobbing

I told you im not crying!

I can hear you!

(btw don't mind the approaching fox. He's just giving me a like bomb)

(I can see recent activity too y'know, but still Noted)

...

(Okay nevermind then)

I pity the snek now that we exploded her alert box

Can...

Can you bite my hand again...?

Wait... are you a masochist?

Just do it...

Oooookaaaayyy? *bites your hand out of curiousity*

N-ngh... *grits her teeth before pulling away and letting the blood drip down to her other hand's fingers*

I... don't see why you wanted me to bite you

*starts to lick the blood off of her fingers* this certainly tastes different...

Oh... that's why...

*sigh* I hope this doesnt keep up...

You hope what doesn't keep up?

This! If I'm gonna be drinking blood full time where am I gonna get it? Self-cannibalism isnt fine! Okay?! Much less for vampires!

Welp, you're gonna have to figure something out xD

How do you get blood in a humane way though?

Animal blood (but if you take any blood from bunnies i will come after you with an enourmous army)

Thats not... humane

Yes it is

N-no it isnt! I just walk up to an animal and straight up take their blood?!

I do that all the time. Then again, i'm not human so i don't know what you do xD

I-I dunno! Get from a blood donor!? *sigh* I'll ask kyuu about this... *curls up in the corner*

From a blood donor? Yes. Very humane. There's people who needs that blood you know

No exits here, we're doomed to drown as you milk each other for likes

@Jodie.xox SPAMBUNNY!

Uh uh... yes she can! Because i don't spam anyone! I'm completely innocent!

Don’t listen to this LIAR

Jodie just called herself a liar

No.. YOU

No u? No U!