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People like you are why we need fork control.
*Takes all the forks* Get away from my EYES.
*Gives you a microwave* Put them in here and warm them up for our eyes, then.
*suspicious glare* <.<
Do it, NOW
*Throws all the forks in the microwave, closes it and puts it on* GET READY, ANDREW!
Goodbye, dear friends, this is the end of the world. It’s a nuclear fork microwave explosion, and I will be escaping to another planet, so goodbye