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Ridleymon

Ridleymon

Previously Ridleymon226, A humble space pirate, 18, from Heh, I can't tell you that

Fighting
  • About

    My location is kind of private, but if you must know, I have buried a treasure map of my coordinates somewhere in Wisconsin. It's buried behind this place called Delavan's Downtown Deli. If you ask the manager there, they'll bring you out back. You'll probably wanna bring your own stuff to dig it up though. When you do dig it up, you are going to need a combination because the treasure map is locked in this metal Spongebob lunch box. Just DM me on discord and I'll message you the combination. My user name is: ridleymon#3706
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    Messages
    191
    Written Works
    1
    Artwork
    2
    Likes Received
    565
    Trophy Points
    170
    Followers
    5
    Following
    4
    Joined
    Mar 12, 2020
    Birthday
    May 26, 2002
    Favourite Pokémon
    All I need is a Torkoal
    Favourite Pokémon Move
    Gene Kelly when he does Rain Dance in "Singin' in the Rain"
    Nature
    Impish
    Characteristic
    Often lost in thought

    Works

    1. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Well it's official. My dog is a damned dirty racist.
      1. JayTaku likes this.
    2. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      I think I could enjoy having a career in the clown business. Besides, you get to have a goofy clown name like Bozo or Zippie or Conkeldurr.
      1. JayTaku, E.K.A.N.S. and smew178 like this.
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      3. Schrift007
        Schrift007
        Say that you work with children and you can cheer them up, then add in thin water mark "before I eat them"
        Jul 11, 2020 at 10:46 PM
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      4. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Works for me. While a bit misleading, it plasters my name with that kid friendly branding that you want from your future business partners.
        Jul 11, 2020 at 11:02 PM
      5. Schrift007
        Schrift007
        Just don't check the basement
        Jul 11, 2020 at 11:12 PM
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    3. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Fooly Cooly!
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        It definitely has some jams.
        Jul 5, 2020
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      4. ThAtGuY101
        ThAtGuY101
        I like the ending theme.
        Jul 5, 2020
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      5. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        another good one is last dinosaur.
        Jul 5, 2020
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    4. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      You ever pretend that you are being watched by people you know?
      1. RenzFlintrock likes this.
    5. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      I strongly dislike pairs of socks that are labeled with left and right, even though both socks can fit either foot. Cause you know that the-
      1. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        sock companies are getting a hardy laugh out of the fact that a good percentage of their customers probably feel really stupid because they are wearing the "right sock" on their left foot and the "left sock" on their right foot, when in fact the label of the sock means nothing because both socks in a pair are suited for either feet.
        Jun 28, 2020
      2. smew178
        smew178
        Just yes
        Jul 6, 2020
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    6. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Anyone play any instruments around here? I used to SKIBIDY-BOP on a drum set, but not so much these days. I do still have a cowbell.
      1. kyuukestu likes this.
      2. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        I do the violin and piano, not much for percussion though.
        Jun 26, 2020
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    7. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Had to move back in with my folks... But I'm interviewing for a management position at a Stop&Shop (so I can pay child support).
    8. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      People who slaughter cats actually have pretty big egos, you know.
      1. JayTaku and ThAtGuY101 like this.
      2. ThAtGuY101
        ThAtGuY101
        I'm not a cat person in any shape or form. My dog is passed out right beside me. Regardless though, anyone who go around killin' animals got some problems plain and simple. These people need to get some help... Like a psychiatrist ,or a bat to the shins or something.
        Jun 21, 2020
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        I'm a dog guy too, but cats are pretty neat in their own right. Like nine lives? wow, that's a lot.
        Jun 21, 2020
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    10. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Fullmetal Alchemist..... Fullmetal Alchemist!
      1. JayTaku likes this.
    11. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      The first wife is dead. I'm breaking out the ol' bottle of champagne. Anyone want a glass?
      1. smew178, Midnight Heart and Gamingfan like this.
      2. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        I can't drink alcohol, so I'll just eat the glass.
        Jun 13, 2020
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Don't worry, I don't own any glasses. I'm just using expired waffle cones.
        Jun 13, 2020
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    12. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Well, I'm out of a job... and my second marriage.
      1. smew178, Gamingfan and Midnight Heart like this.
      2. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        Someone needs to make a movie about you just saying.
        Jun 10, 2020
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    13. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Well, she took the kids. Oh well, I've moved on and have a second wife now. Much better than the first, unlike most sequels.
      1. smew178 and Gamingfan like this.
      2. Schrift007
        Schrift007
        Just like shrek, yes the sequel was better than the original
        Jun 6, 2020
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Shrek 2 was master class in animated films, I agree, however I can looked at no other animated movie that I have laughed less at than Shrek the Third. And to complicate the equation further, Shrek Forever After? Hmm...
        Jun 7, 2020
      4. Schrift007
        Schrift007
        *cough cough* how to train your dragon 2 *cough cough*
        Jun 7, 2020
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    14. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      My wife filed for a divorce. She said she wants full custody of the kids too...
      1. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        Congrats!
        Jun 1, 2020
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    15. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      am adult now. No more time for RP. I've gotta start my new cubicle office job so I can support my now pregnant wife. Bye bye wish me luck.
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Thanks and a happy late birthday to you
        May 30, 2020
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      4. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        You forgot to mention taxes
        May 30, 2020
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      5. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Taxes aren't real! They're myths spread to convince kids never to grow up! Why do you think Neverland was invented?
        May 30, 2020
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    16. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
      1. smew178 and Gamingfan like this.
    17. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on.
      1. Gamingfan likes this.
    18. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
    19. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      angry italian noises
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Defeats bowser to find a toad saying "pRiNcEsS iN nOtHeR cAsTlE mAaRiO"
        angry italian noises intensify by 4
        May 17, 2020
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      4. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        Finally saves Peach and takes her home.

        It's Kamek

        Furious Italian Screams
        May 17, 2020
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      5. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        books therapy session to get a handle on his crippling anger problems
        May 17, 2020
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    20. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Who would win in a fight? Diggersby or Dialga. I don't know man, they both got D's in their names. It would have to be a pretty close match.
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      3. RenzFlintrock
        RenzFlintrock
        It depends on Items, IVs, and EV spreads too, though.
        May 15, 2020
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      4. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        On a non-competitive note, Diggersby has some big meaty ear hands. Dialga's getting choked out at the very least.
        May 15, 2020
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      5. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        Breaking news: Local Buff Bunny chokes the heck out of The God of time.
        May 16, 2020
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    21. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      It's 2020 and I'm still trying to get my friends to watch Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. wtf kind of a timeline was I dropped into?
    22. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      I get why we need to do this whole social distancing thing and all, but I've been in serious need of a high five.
      1. Gamingfan likes this.
      2. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        *Puts on gloves*
        I am ready
        May 10, 2020
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Since I am in the hand slapping business I normally only give out free high fives on birthdays, But I can cut you a bargain just this once. *prepares hand for high five*
        May 10, 2020
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      4. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        *Hi-fives*
        May 10, 2020
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    23. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      There was a dispute on my friend's discord server, so I'm kind of the ruler of a dictatorship on the server now. Funny how that works.
    24. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Just realized what Muk is spelled backwards... Shaking right now... Gamefreak why?
      1. Gamingfan likes this.
      2. Night's Shadow
        May 7, 2020
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      3. Gamingfan
        Gamingfan
        I learned this a long time ago. I'm just gonna chalk it up as an accident. Because it is.
        ...

        No I'm not in denial.
        May 7, 2020
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      4. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        Deny it all you want, but when they've got pokemon like Ekans and Arbok, I know exactly what the Devs were thinking when they created a Pokemon called Muk. People criticize Gamefreak for cutting half the Dex but THIS is the kind of garbage I see them for... Utter trash.
        May 7, 2020
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    25. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Trick question: What is your favorite starter Pokemon?
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      3. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        By all means, ask away.
        May 4, 2020
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      4. ManyAchievables
        May 4, 2020
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      5. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        It's not easy living with myself.
        May 4, 2020
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    26. Ghostryder30
      Ghostryder30
      I follow you too.
      1. Ridleymon likes this.
    27. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Anyone around here have an opinion on the Golden Sun series? I've never touched the games before and I started playing Dark Dawn today.
      1. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        The only reason I'm playing Dark Dawn is because I don't feel like downloading a GBA emulator rn to play the older games.
        Apr 30, 2020
    28. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      So now my state is saying that masks are required in public??? But that goes against my school's dress code!
      1. E.K.A.N.S.
        E.K.A.N.S.
        That's why school's closed. :p
        Apr 30, 2020
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      2. SharkByte
        Apr 30, 2020
    29. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Finished all of the routes in Fire Emblem: Tree house. So very very sad... Dare I buy the Ashen Wolves DLC? I cant say im not considering it
      1. AceyPie likes this.
      2. AceyPie
        AceyPie
        the dlc is just more lore... jk you also get the sothis regalia when you get the dlc which is the best thing ever created.
        Apr 28, 2020
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    30. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Back in my playground days, I was the kid ballsy enough to let a SPINNING Beyblade hit into my finger. Not a true story, but I wish it were.
      1. SharkByte
        SharkByte
        I was actually one of those dumbass kids that rips a beyblade and touched it spinning...I also touched a hot stove 5 minites after being told not to....I was a stupid kid...beyblade didnt hurt...but the stove sure did
        Apr 30, 2020
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    31. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Just got my teeth knocked in by Tom Nook. The guy throws fists a lot harder than you'd think...
    32. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Thinking back on it, I've done more art in math class than I've done in art class. Something about numbers boosts my urge to doodle.
      1. Blue_Flash4
        Blue_Flash4
        The same thing happened to me. Lol.
        Apr 28, 2020
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    33. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      If nothing else, I would wish for the eradication of all the despicable Jelly Belly flavors. Butter Popcorn? Cappuccino? Licorice? Why would
      1. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        I ran out of space.
        Apr 16, 2020
    34. revliSluoS
      revliSluoS
      Could i join your rp Unova adbentures?
      1. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        I've kind of given up on that rp so I don't think I'll be continuing it. If you're still interested feel free to post something in there and who knows, maybe more people will join.
        Apr 13, 2020
      2. revliSluoS
        revliSluoS
        Oh ok
        Apr 13, 2020
    35. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      Man, is it too late to make an April Fools joke? I was absolutely swamped on the 1st (I observed a bird's nest outside my window).
    36. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      I am actually gonna have to change my favorite pokemon from Raticate to Bernadetta from Fire Emblem: Tree house
    37. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      i am the rat king, the king of rats. don't go near the sewers or i will unveil my ultimate attack...
      1. Ridleymon
        Ridleymon
        its a rat sling shot...
        Mar 25, 2020
    38. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      animal crossing again.
      1. qlovers likes this.
    39. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      So what's this I hear about people not actually liking the gen 5 pokemon Sawk and Throh? That is a joke right?
      1. Blue_Flash4 likes this.
    40. Ridleymon
      Ridleymon
      animal cross
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