Ridleymon

truer words have never been spoken.

Because as the trash pokemon, Garbodor doesn't pollute enough.

I like pumpkin bread

its the best species of bread.

Being labeled a bad parent sounds repercussion enough

Very true. They should be made to wear an "I named my child after a fast food chain" sign while out in public.

This radiates cursed energy like wario radiates sexiness.

Sometimes the toothpaste is a little too bland.

Because of this comment, I now have the chia theme song stuck in my head. For that, I shall return the favor.

Chi-chi-chi-chia! Dun dun DUN!! Sorry, I may have a problem.

No! Don't spread that foul product's propaganda on my profile!

Stressed and tired is too predictable. the audience will never go for it. This script needs the complete opposite of salt.

Carefree, and well-rested it is.

Oi, I wasn't paying any attention. My dog ate my script and my shoes.

Exactly.

All you have to do is water them, and they don't mess with your stuff. Dogs, on the other hand, poop in the floor, eat your belongings, and run in front of you when they see you are carrying something heavy. I love dogs, but holy hecc do I hate mine sometimes.

*Puts potted bonsai tree in a wagon*
Me: Come on boy! We're going for a walk around the block, again.
*sees tiny clump of soil on the ground*
Me: dangit boy! Guess I'm gonna have to clean that up when we get back.

Love how you're stuck in your bathroom but still chose to notify us. XD
I hope you got out in the end.

I managed to find a miniature crowbar tool in one of my brother's bags and used it to wedge the door open. Took me an hour but I made it out and got about 6 hours of sleep in the end.

Awh, come on. You're telling me a murderer wouldn't give a great musical performance? Maybe not all of them but I'll bet there are some really talented killers out there.

I'd kinda like to have an OC murderer that sings, dances, and allows potential murder victims to live IF they can sing and dance to his expectations. be warned. he has EXTREMELY high expectations. Flat note? your getting cut from eat to ear. Miss a note or hit the wrong note? shot in the hed. ded. Next!

He'd kill it as a judge in Talent shows.

Junk food is very healthy if you go to the nutritional facts label, scratch out the number by calories and write big numbers by the vitamins.

This is a bit similar to something one of my biggest idols in life once said. I think it went something like "If you tell a lie big enough and repeat it, people will eventually come to believe it." What a great man he was.

Superman is real, and he likes to come over to my place and play on the xbox one.
Superman is real, and he likes to come over to my place and play on the xbox one.
Superman is real, and he likes to come over to my place and play on the xbox one.
Superman is real, and he likes to come over to my place and play on the xbox one.


People are gonna think I'm so cool.

I especially loved the theme they used in the trailer.

They're infiltrating...

And fast too. Today I was over at my neighbor's; you should've seen the size of the one in their house! December better get it's ass moving because it's only a matter of time before they start paying rent. Then what's next?? Are we gonna kick them out? Of course not, because the trees are now providing financial support so ditching them would just be an insult.

But before we know it, they're getting promoted at the office and then our salaries are gonna be minuscule compared to them. THEY will become the head of the households and THEY'LL be calling the shots on who gets to stay and who gets sent to the slums! At that point, the trees will be running the world as they see it and us lowly humans will be scampering about like rats in our filthy sewers!!

And a Sasuke funko pop was holding a knife and yelling, "if I can't have you nobody can!".

And a Sakura funko pop would be like: I still love you, Sasuke-kun!!!

Then Sasuke turns ,and pushes Sakura, "No, you banshee she-devil! I chose Ridleymon! Your in fourth place, Sakura. Right behind Naruto kun and Orochimaru senpai."

Poor Sakura, and Ridley too cause now you have to run, or let Naruto carry you to safety.

This sounds adorable XD

Gastly: ...

Ooh...yeah...forgot about him XD

Awh thanks. I appreciate it. Things could be much better right now but I'll be fine. You doing alright, yourself?

Pretty good. I'm currently working... weeeeell... I'm taking a thirty second break to make this post.

*sees boss*
*hides phone*

I say screw the big heads in charge! Unless they're a nice boss in which case give them a hug.

I greatly appreciate this, sir. More than you could imagine.

Unfortunately that information is confidential.

Ridley. What... what? This idea has to be the most ridiculously... AMAZING IDEA I EVER HEARD OF!!!! I'm actually a little disappointed you didn't mention this sooner. I love it! I shall get my nosepass and gooooo! I shall name my nosepass Sniffer. He will be glorious.

Ahahaa! The possibilities are boundless with a roleplay idea like this! Let us shoot for the Nosepass-shaped stars and create the greatest roleplay known to man!

But I guess I'll continue wearing pants any other time.

*kicks door in*

Did someone say candy?!

Alright you caught me... I have one half of a KitKat.

As to adapt to the soon to be not-so-foreign environment of the adult realm, I shall begin my very own spoon collection.

You can also collect bills too ,and maybe throw in some taxes.

Just go for it. World will always be touchy, if it's nothing too extreme aimed to specifically mock people (which I doubt since you're doing comedy) you should be good.

Totally agree, though I am gonna have to admit that this post was just me joking around. Either way, thanks man.

Haha I get ya, that's fair

No I'm not...

Breakfast in bath. The cleanest way to eat.

Cursed