Ridleymon

Say that you work with children and you can cheer them up, then add in thin water mark "before I eat them"

Works for me. While a bit misleading, it plasters my name with that kid friendly branding that you want from your future business partners.

Just don't check the basement

It definitely has some jams.

I like the ending theme.

another good one is last dinosaur.

sock companies are getting a hardy laugh out of the fact that a good percentage of their customers probably feel really stupid because they are wearing the "right sock" on their left foot and the "left sock" on their right foot, when in fact the label of the sock means nothing because both socks in a pair are suited for either feet.

Just yes

I do the violin and piano, not much for percussion though.

I'm not a cat person in any shape or form. My dog is passed out right beside me. Regardless though, anyone who go around killin' animals got some problems plain and simple. These people need to get some help... Like a psychiatrist ,or a bat to the shins or something.

I'm a dog guy too, but cats are pretty neat in their own right. Like nine lives? wow, that's a lot.

*giggle giggle*
*laughter laughter*

I can't drink alcohol, so I'll just eat the glass.

Don't worry, I don't own any glasses. I'm just using expired waffle cones.

Someone needs to make a movie about you just saying.

Just like shrek, yes the sequel was better than the original

Shrek 2 was master class in animated films, I agree, however I can looked at no other animated movie that I have laughed less at than Shrek the Third. And to complicate the equation further, Shrek Forever After? Hmm...

*cough cough* how to train your dragon 2 *cough cough*

Congrats!

Thanks and a happy late birthday to you

You forgot to mention taxes

Taxes aren't real! They're myths spread to convince kids never to grow up! Why do you think Neverland was invented?

Defeats bowser to find a toad saying "pRiNcEsS iN nOtHeR cAsTlE mAaRiO"
angry italian noises intensify by 4

Finally saves Peach and takes her home.

It's Kamek

Furious Italian Screams

books therapy session to get a handle on his crippling anger problems

It depends on Items, IVs, and EV spreads too, though.

On a non-competitive note, Diggersby has some big meaty ear hands. Dialga's getting choked out at the very least.

Breaking news: Local Buff Bunny chokes the heck out of The God of time.

*Puts on gloves*
I am ready

Since I am in the hand slapping business I normally only give out free high fives on birthdays, But I can cut you a bargain just this once. *prepares hand for high five*

*Hi-fives*

O GOD

I learned this a long time ago. I'm just gonna chalk it up as an accident. Because it is.
...

No I'm not in denial.

Deny it all you want, but when they've got pokemon like Ekans and Arbok, I know exactly what the Devs were thinking when they created a Pokemon called Muk. People criticize Gamefreak for cutting half the Dex but THIS is the kind of garbage I see them for... Utter trash.

By all means, ask away.

It's not easy living with myself.

The only reason I'm playing Dark Dawn is because I don't feel like downloading a GBA emulator rn to play the older games.

That's why school's closed.

^

the dlc is just more lore... jk you also get the sothis regalia when you get the dlc which is the best thing ever created.

I was actually one of those dumbass kids that rips a beyblade and touched it spinning...I also touched a hot stove 5 minites after being told not to....I was a stupid kid...beyblade didnt hurt...but the stove sure did

The same thing happened to me. Lol.

I ran out of space.

I've kind of given up on that rp so I don't think I'll be continuing it. If you're still interested feel free to post something in there and who knows, maybe more people will join.

Oh ok

its a rat sling shot...