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Previously Zucchini Duck, non-binary, 16
Fuck final exams. Zero out of ten, wouldn’t do again.
Remember everyone, your porcelain children still need to eat candles. Into their hearts. Burning hearts of my porcelain children. Great.
Hooray, I made an object show. How long until it’s cancelled?
Nothing rhymes with president.
Mr. Trent came and went, he lived in a tent right under a vent.
I made an intro for my show… I don’t have voice actors-
(1/2) Okay I really want to do an object camp, so, uh.. join Camp Of Crazy Objects! It will have fun challenges, and intense eliminations!
(2/2) I don’t care how many people sign up, but please do! Also, there will be a real prize for the winner! Might just be a gift card or something though. So yeah! Join! Please. https://discord.gg/xC3JUbA3Zh (Join the Camp Of Crazy Objects Discord Server!)
Pikachu and Pikipek fusion. Would it be called Pik-achu, or Pik-ipek?
I mean, that works too.
When you hide under your bed because your family was being huge jerks but then your dad comes home so you better get out ASAP ✨or else✨!
No context, Lemon or Lemon Jr.?
Too bad, he placed third.
“Heh, I always like deep-fried donuts.” “Gelatin! That’s very insensitive of you!” “..Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.”
So one of my friends called me a “gay man with object show”… WHEEZE-
I don’t think I have enough status messages. I should have at least fifty pages of them.
Seventeen days until the new Pokémon game! Who’s excited? Not me..owth.
Guess the quote(s)! Level one! “Let go of me, you uncultured breakfast beverage!” “I will not be threatening by Mexican food!”
I have my drivers ed test today and I think I’m gonna fail. Mostly because the only thing we learned was how to change gears in the car!
So unless the entire test is on that, which I doubt, then we’re all gonna fail! But I guess that’s a good way for them to earn money and stay in business.
“STOP HANDING OUT MEDALS!” “For being rude, you get a wooden medal.” “Thank you!”
The wooden medal has a bunch of splinters
Chair, but make it ✨electric!✨
Twenty-two cakes have come and gone.
…WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING DOGS TO MY HOUSE WE HAVE LITERALLY SAID MANY TIMES NOT TO! NOW MY DOG IS HIDING TO AVOID GETTING BITTEN! DAMN!
“HOLY ROLY-POLY CRAWLING IN GUACAMOLE! Fries’ idea is so good.” -Nickel.
Well, a thing just happened. I forgot back in third grade I signed up online for some violin lessons, and I just finally got the call back.
Wow! You called back so quickly. I'd love to learn violin lessons from you now. Yeah. I totally waited seven years. Why would I look for another teacher when I can just wait nearly a decade. I'm assuming our second lesson will be seven years from now? I look forward to waiting for that! Thanks!
Okay I guess it was partially my fault for waiting all that time. But to be fair, it was the closest.
“Let me guess; he helped your cat out of a tree?” -Five “No! ..I was the one stuck in the tree.” -Seven
Sometimes I just sit and think ✨why✨, y’know?
Michael Jackson is Shikowara real?!
Broom room. Broom room.
I hate zooms.
Stupid school making us go back to online. We’re gonna miss finals!
I made a thing.
No! Eat: The Revolution is no longer in the App Store! It’s not even in my purchased history! Why you do this to me, Apple?!
I nEeD tO sToP uNcLe HuNgEr!
No context at all, but someone just choose. Yes, or no?
Well, yes was said first. So I WILL use markers to paint my nails!
I just found out I’m apparently allergic to dairy.. WAIT! NO MORE PIZZA?! NO MORE CHOCOLATE MILK?! NO MORE ICE CREAM?! FUCK!
Oof that's tough. I *might* be allergic to wheat. I dunno though.
OaW, my mother is dairy free and as a result I’ve had a good share of dairy free foods in my time. There are dairy free alternatives for all of those things, although the may not taste quite like what you’d expect. But dairy free ice cream and chocolate milk are quite good, and dairy free pizza can be good depending on the brand you get and how used you are to the flavor of certain types of dairy free cheeses.
I had the weirdest dream last night. I got my booster shot yesterday, and I didn’t feel good, so I slept almost all day. Then, twenty-seven
Tis both embarrassing and annoying
And sad. Because the person you like doesn’t like you that way. I remember I asked out a straight guy back in seventh grade. I’ve never seen him again.
“O, M, LS! It’s beautifulness! It’s just like the person who made it!” “Really?!” then Life Bouy proceeds to give Fluorine the lowest score.
“Google! Answer things for me please!” “Hey, that’s cheating! Time to destroy your phone with malware intrusions.”
Ah, Google's distant cousin.
That destroys your computer.
“I need help loosening this soil, and this *hoe* isn’t really helping. Do you think you can help me out a bit?” “Fries, what do you mean?”
OH MY GOSH I JUST NOTICED YOU CAN GET THE CUTEST LIZARD FOR ONLY NINE BUCKS AT PETSMART! TIME TO GET ME A LONG TAILED LIZARD!
Lizards trap the hand so they can run out and steal all the food.
The sequel involves the lizard protagonist going around freeing his lizard buddies around the block and giving them food cause everyone on the block got themselves a $9 lizards for some reason.
I just read something that says teeth aren’t bones, it’s just hard skin… I didn’t need to know that, Google!
Money buys happiness.
Ngl, it kinda does.
SoS 4 should come out today! And prepare for a plot twist! Wait no shit that’s a spoilers uh IGNORE THAT!
“Well, can you call people on your regular watch?!” “No, that would be dumb.”