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The Out of Context Thread!

Teapot

Virtual Duck Enthusiast
Staff member
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[tt]22:10 * DerpSoul puts Shiny's fingers back into the right position[/tt]

-shrug-
 
Jesper Stoffer
Dat carrot.

Kim Vo...
That looks like a-
I'm not even going to
just
what

Jesper Stoffer
If its any consolation
It's delicious

Jesper Stoffer
|:

Kim Vo
...
I don't even
:|

Jesper Stoffer
See this is what I eat for midnight snacks
I'm a healthy bugger

Kim Vo
I don't have midnight cravings xD

Jesper Stoffer
Well I usually have sausages
... The salami kind

Kim Vo
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
:|

Jesper Stoffer
I'm just diggin myself in deeper, aren't I xD
...
GOD DAMNIT

Kim Vo
Yes
you are
:|

(No homophobic intent here. Just a lot of sillyness. xD)
 

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
12:51 Sem I'm good with both my hands ;D

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12:54 Teapot decides to fiddle with his new toy

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12:55 Riley All tall guys I know are manwhores (just going off my encounters with people)
12:55 Teapot I wasn't actually trying to be.

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12:59 Sem pushes Tan down
 
22:54 Tangrelle brandishes tentacles

22:55 <Tangrelle>: It is time for impromptu babies

22:57 Tangrelle proceeds to move the camera offscreen for adult content

22:59 <Dinova>: Aren't you and eager one
 
Shocari said:
DURING SKYPE:

[10:32:32 PM] Shocari: Shiny's still here :V
[10:32:41 PM] Carolyn: Carolyn goes back to getting off! D:

DAMN MY DIRTY OLD MAN MIND >_<

Lolololol

I won't lie, I may have laughed megaly.
 
00:16 <Sven> Tentacles? Oh derp, I don't get it...
00:17 <Zachary> lol
00:17 <Rileyy> .-. I'm hoping this is sarcasm xD
00:18 <Zachary> he really doesn't know
00:18 Sven facepalms at his own derpiness.
00:18 <Rileyy> Otherwise Sven needs to get 'acquainted' with a certain someone ^^
00:18 <Sven> Uhh... where is this going?
00:19 <Rileyy> That upto his decision ^^
00:19 <Sven> "Acquainted"? I'm scared a bit..
 

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
<Rex>: Slather a honey tree with honey and get lucky.

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I was talking to KoL in Skype and this totally came up in casual conversation.

KoL: He wields a lamppost like a beast.
 
19:23 Kim Vo ... Why do I have the strangest curiosity to try and sit on your lap if I ever meet you irl?
19:23 Jesper Stoffer ...What is it about my lap that interests you?

And this gem;

20:06 Kim Vo That is one talented pussy.

Talking about Meowington5 Phd., modern music artist and Joel Zimmerman's cat.
 

Sir Red

Charms' Caped Crusader
<Shiny> don't start until I get on
<Shiny> *in
<Shiny> ,,,
<Shiny> you know what
<Shiny> I'll just shut up now

Edit:
<Jenova> You have /something/ phallic
<Tangrufa> And tentacles do not stand strong :c
<Jenova> ... Multiple somethings
<Tangrufa> Don't even this is straying too far into there
 
* Shocari dies
<Shiny>please no, Tan
<Tangrufa>(I kid)
<Dwayna>XDDD
<Shiny>thankies

Also

<Shiny>please no, Tan

Tan performs tentacle rape?


OUT OF CONTEXT. VERY. OUT. OF. CONTEXT.
 
eliseasaurus says
c':
you best be good at finding things if you want to stroke my wii

EDIT:

Tun: I'm pidermaaan.

Toru: Tun: I come over the hooooouse

Tun: Toru: we're best fruuuuuunds
Teapot: Toru: Ew clean that up
Tun: .....
LambentChicken sprays flames everywhere
Toru: Oh god my sides xDDDDDD

EDIT 2 (Please don't hurt me):
StellarWind: And still
StellarWind: SHE LOVES THIS HOLE!
 

Sir Red

Charms' Caped Crusader
[22] <%Batman> Kayne is a dick, but I like his music |D
[22] <Shocari> I'm a music, and you don't like my dick D:
[22] <Shocari> ...
[22] <WonderWoman> wh
[22] <Shocari> shit
[22] <Shocari> shit
[22] <Shocari> shit
[22] <Shocari> YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT TYPO
[22] <WonderWoman> wha
[22] <%Batman> ...
[22] <Shocari> NONE OF YOU SAW IT
[22] * %Batman logs
[22] <Nightwing> For the love of all that is holy someone OOC that
[22] <WonderWoman> |D
[22] <Nightwing> thank you
[22] * Shocari shields Belle's eyes!
 
22:18:34 ~ <Adam> Dway you did that with me too
22:18:37 ~ <Adam> Behave yourself
22:18:38 ~ <Riley> xDDD
22:18:50 ~ <Dwayna> I caaaan't D:
22:19:01 ~ <Adam> Always misbehaving? xD
22:19:20 ~ <Riley> Dway's a rebel ;D
22:19:29 ~ <Dwayna> No, I just have a dirty mind.
22:20:59 ~ <Jenova> Well fuck again.

Good lord.
 
23:53 Tunoodles it's preeeeetty sexy
23:53 Tunoodles he let me touch it
23:53 Tunoodles and I felt warm inside

And a FaceBook gem;

- Every personality is like a piece in a puzzle. You fit well with others on a certain side, or don't fit at all, and that makes out how connected you are to a person!
-(When Dutch boys get deep)
-... No that came out wrong
-Ffff

Whooops. |D
 
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