The Out of Context Thread!

Discussion in 'Small Talk' started by baratron, Oct 13, 2006.

  1. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    Weird, funny, or just plain obscene stuff from #pokecharms, taken entirely out of context. The only rule is don't make stuff up. Enjoy ;D.

    from tonight:
    [tt][19:18] Elliotto: holy crap, my arm moves with awesome speed
    [19:18] DoctorOak: .......
    [19:18] * DoctorOak sniggers
    [19:18] Elliotto: =p
    [19:18] Elliotto: i've been weightlifting for the past 10 minutes
    [19:18] DoctorOak: is that what they call it now?
    [19:18] Busychu: Demon floating head![/tt]
    (yes, Linkachu's last comment really was that random)

    [tt][19:21] Elliotto: it randomly rises on its own[/tt]

    [tt][20:28] Elliotto: i've moved on from sugar - i'm on to tins of baked beans now[/tt]
    If it looks like I'm picking on Elliot - I'm not, he just says extremely random things :D)

    and finally, the thing that made me remember I was going to start an Out of Context thread...
    [tt][00:01] Linkachu: GAAAAAAAAAAH
    [00:01] Linkachu: HORNY FLIES ARE MATING ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    [00:01] Linkachu: ;___;
    [00:01] Linkachu: Make them stop! ...[/tt]
  2. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant Administrator

    We have the Chat Log topic for just that kind of thing. I love Quotes Out Of Context threads, though. ^^
  3. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Yeah... but if people stick to the "out of context" idea verses just posting random chats, they should be different enough topics.

    I will say nothing more on the matter for it'll just lead me to jinxing myself >>

    Annnd... got one XD

    .:20·23·08:. «not-the-alex» serebii is MINE
    (Referring to claiming Legendaries, but me thinks Alex Bock secretly wants Joe ;))
  4. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    [tt][21:24] Linkachu: I don't feel comfortable without the strap around my wrist when holding the Wiimote
    [21:24] StellarWind: SPEEDY CAT! GIVE YOU MY DESIRE, SPLENDID LIKE A FIRE! (Rocks out)
    [21:24] Linkachu: Even if I'm not playing a game
    [21:25] StellarWind: it's a weapon of mass destruction.[/tt]

    The random Engrish in the middle from Stel's Engrish Jpop just makes it, I think :).
  5. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
    HANNAH GO TO BED
    レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
    i am
    レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
    MY SHOULDER IS NOT YOUR BED


    Rachel and her sister, Hannah, having a one-keyboard argument over MSN. It was actually much longer than this, but that bit above amuses me to no end.
  6. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    [tt][21:44] Elliotto: he's a raging gay, that's what he is =]]
    [21:44] Linkachu: I want your mom[/tt]
  7. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant Administrator

    [100]«baratron» nem's a hard object now? :O

    And so Bara stars in her own thread ^^
  8. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    That's nice, since the rest of it generally revolves around me :p
  9. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    And the thread lurches back into life :o

    [tt]baratron: lol - it didn't occur to me that crowley would be the same person as aziraphale
    baratron: is this your evil incarnation?
    Crowley: Quite possibly.
    Crowley: Fufufufufufu.
    Linkachu: It just occurred to me that Azi becomes Nazi :p
    Linkachu: >>
    Crowley: I'm not that evil....
    Crowley: GENOCIDE MODE, ACTIVATE!
    Linkachu: Knew it :p
    * Crowley starts stomping around and firing lazorz.
    * Linkachu hits Azi's off-switch with a stick
    Linkachu: No genocide >=O
    Crowley: Actually you just turned me on.[/tt]
  10. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    Posted even though the start of the conversation makes me look like an idiot - well, I wasn't thinking nature, I was thinking species ;).

    [tt]UC: Another shiny code that works.....but all I get is mlae hardy's
    baratron: mlae hardy's ??
    UC: male hardy*
    Zax: ...
    baratron: what's a hardy?
    Zax: Hardy?
    Nemesis: nature
    Zax: it's an innuendo, thats what it is
    DoctorOak: a wrestler?
    UC: er hardy males.
    Zax: that's even worse
    kosheh: hardee's
    baratron: ohhh! hardy nature. ok :)
    DoctorOak: UC likes a nice hardy male in the morniny
    DoctorOak: *morning
    DoctorOak: he enjoys waking up to find one
    Zax: XD
    kosheh: god that's so pornographic
    kosheh: HOT HARDY MALES ARE WAITING FOR YOU
    UC: erm
    Zax: i'm waiting to jump in with a morning wood joke
    UC: They are shiny hardy males.
    UC: XP
    Nemesis: Call 0800 POKECHARMS, NOW!
    Zax :...
    Zax: XD
    * baratron thinks this conversation needs to go to out of context :p
    kosheh: oh lawd
    Zax: so badly XD
    StellarWind: I think it already did xD[/tt]
  11. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    [01:39] I wish they made a one handed DS
    [01:39] So I can use my other hand for other stuff
  12. AH, XD I KNEW someone was gonna make a refrence when I said that XD
  13. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    LOL! :D

    What was the actual context? I mean, what do you want to use your other hand for?
  14. Typing, and stuff, maybe eating, I dunno, I just miss being able to play my SP with one hand XD
  15. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    .:18·53·35:. * %Sem is impaled on Figs

    =O
  16. Sem

    Sem The Last of the Snowmen Former Administrator

    Curse you dodgey minded people!

    ....

    >>
  17. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    Cum doesn't taste that good
    LIES




    *Makes the obvious link to Linkachu's post*
  18. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    .:20·23·34:. quits: @Chi (Yourname@SystemNet-1865CBE4.plus.com) (Quit:)
    .:20·24·53:. «Figs» ... you borked chi with your Banana, Sem >:(
  19. [03:59] I'm SO not having sex with any of you.
    [03:59] * Phirefox poofs
    [04:00] * Phirefox has quit IRC (Quit: Game Over)
  20. Sem

    Sem The Last of the Snowmen Former Administrator

    Oh
    Ogh
    ...
    Oh
    O.O
    * Phirefox wonders what Chi's doing
    OHOHOHOH
    OOOOOOOH
  21. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant Administrator

  22. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    Oh dear, oh dear ;).

    [tt]Nemesis: They do call me Hasty Nem
    Nemesis: In that case, offer withdrawn
    Chi: Hehe, pasty nem
    DoctorOak: Nem's nature is Hasty
    DoctorOak: I'm gonna get an everstone and breed him
    Nemesis: XD
    Nemesis: PLEASE BREED ME
    Chi: Ye gods
    * Snapdragon is now known as Snapditto
    DoctorOak: you have to hold the everstone in the process you know
    Snapditto: |D
    Zax: SLUG IN A HOOD
    Chi: Don't get an AR near him, we don't need nem clones
    baratron: what are you breeding him with?
    Nemesis: I can do that
    Linkachu: Breed Nem with a Wailord =)
    DoctorOak: yes
    DoctorOak: totally
    DoctorOak: yes
    Zax: NO
    DoctorOak: yes
    Zax: NO NEM WAILORD PORN
    DoctorOak: I totally approve of this
    Nemesis: NO NO NO
    Chi: What?
    Nemesis: NO HOT NEM ON WAILORD ACTION
    DoctorOak: HAWT WAILORD ON NEM ACTION
    Zax: HGDHSGDHS
    Zax: MENTAL IMAGES
    Zax: AARRRRGGGHHHHH
    Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    Chi: Wailord on nem would surely just result in a small, flat squished thing.
    Snapdragon: Slaking on Nem, then?
    Nemesis: And that's just the Wailord...
    * Zax makes the obligatory "Nem's big" comment[/tt]
  23. Sem

    Sem The Last of the Snowmen Former Administrator

    [17:39] * Snapdragon has been impaled on El's pen. :0
  24. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    Dear children - the #pokecharms channel is not known for being particularly kid-friendly. If you are under the age of consent in your jurisdiction, please look away now:

    [tt]Firefux: Time to go read comics about pirates kicking peoples' faces in and slicing each other into bits
    Firefux: And that kinda thing
    * Firefux is now known as Firefuxing
    SpicyCondom: >.>;
    SpicyCondom: that's a bit much even for me
    SpicyCondom: I wonder...
    SpicyCondom: Doc, how far can we go with our names here?
    aReX: ...
    SpicyCondom: HAHAs
    * aReX suddenly wants a Shiny Drapion
    SpicyCondom: I tried to set my name to "IFuckYouInYOurSleep"
    SpicyCondom: and It told me I couldn't
    aReX: hmmm
    doggyears: how nice
    * SpicyCondom is now known as IFuxYouInYourSleep
    IFuxYouInYourSleep: that works[/tt]

    And there's more:
    [tt]* IFuxYouInYourSleep is seeking victums
    * doggyears is not here
    * IFuxYouInYourSleep pounces on doggyears
    * Firefuxing is sleepy
    doggyears: AAAHHHH
    Firefuxing: But I worry not about you, lulz
    * IFuxYouInYourSleep abandons doggyears
    * doggyears runs and hides behind Soren
    Firefuxing: 'cause unless you're talking mindfux, I have no worries
    * IFuxYouInYourSleep pounces on Firefuxing
    * IFuxYouInYourSleep begins fuxing
    Firefuxing: And my mind is more likely to leave YOU confused and lost and wondering what the meaning of life is.
    Firefuxing: |D
    Firefuxing: =o
    * IFuxYouInYourSleep is still fuxing
    Firefuxing: ZoroxSanji is appearently a very common pairing.
    * Firefuxing needs a hobby
    * Firefuxing needs to invest more time in her hobby, rather.
    IFuxYouInYourSleep: take up fuxing like I did
    IFuxYouInYourSleep: you should fux then as they are awake
    baratron: eeeeeep[/tt]
  25. Ruko

    Ruko Trout Warrior

    Just a little farther down the line this happened

    * Firefuxing is now known as Firefuxxle
    * Firefuxxle is now known as Firefuxxulot
    * Firefuxxulot is now known as Firefuxxin
    There's no GOOD way to use this name.
    ><
    FIREFOX
    QUIT CHANGING YOUR NAME
    ...
    * Firefuxxin is now known as Firefuxyew
    Nope
    That one definitely won't work
    ...
    * Firefuxyew is now known as Firefuxtard
    Hell no.
    ...
    * Firefuxtard is now known as Firefuxxie
    ...
    * Firefuxxie is now known as Firefuxahad
    ...
    ...
    * Firefuxahad is now known as Firefuxicom
    xD
    ...
    * Firefuxicom is now known as FirefuxsaurusRex
    There.
    Win.
  26. baratron

    baratron Moderator of Elder Scrolls Moderator

    [tt]Trufflez: Oak should not be capable of being this smexy.
    Trufflez: |3
    aReX: x3
    * Trufflez commits unspeakable acts to her picture
    Ruko: O.o
    * Ruko is unable to look away
    * Ruko is stunned
    ...
    Trufflez: Oakki is a Snorlax naow
    aReX: meow?
    Trufflez: When he gets hurt in battle, he uses Rest to rejuvenate HP, desu.
    Trufflez: |DDDD
    Trufflez: [/tt]
  27. [13:14] Shoosh Katie! ><
    [13:14] Always ruining my fun
    [13:14] :3
    [13:14] Katies a FUN SUCKER!!!
    [13:15] But ILU, Sem! ;-;
    [13:15] ...
    [13:15] Funsucking Katie
    [13:15] sounds so wrong
    [13:15] Suckin' all Sem's fun. . .
    [13:15] ...
    [13:15] ...
    [13:15] SHUTTUP!!
    [13:15] * Ruko shudders
    [13:15] * DwaynaDF bursts out laughing
    [13:15] ....
    [13:15] DO NOT WANT XD

    ...

    [13:19] * Trufflefox licks her pudding, desu
    [13:20] .>
    [13:20] If you KNOW what I MEAN...
    [13:20] Desu.
    [13:20] |D
    [13:20] ...
    [13:20] Dear gods

    ...

    [13:24] * Sem hates you all
    [13:24] in bed
    [13:24] Well
    [13:24] no offense Ruko >>
    [13:24] But yeah
    [13:24] I don't think I want to do that again anytime soon :p
  28. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

  29. [23:56] * Sem is melting
    [23:56] stupid heat
    [23:56] stupid fan
    [23:56] * Sem opens his window
    [23:56] >_>
    [23:56] Sem does not sweat =o
    [23:56] He melts
    [23:57] is Sem like Ice Cream? >_> Sem Cream?
    [23:57] ...
    [23:57] That sounds wrong >
    [00:02] * SenseiYaoi Wild Raven Uses Cream Blaster
    [00:03] * Ruko opens wide for the cream blast
    [00:03] yes
    [00:03] ...
    [00:03] XD
    [00:03] XD
    [00:03] Does Dway want some cream blast?
    [00:04] ...
    [00:04] >_> oh she gets plenty :p
    [00:04] SHUDDUP
    [00:04] XD

    ...

    [00:04] * Ruko Cream Blasts Dway in the private place
    [00:04] ....................
    [00:04] .......................
    [00:04] I did NOT mean THAT innuendo
    [00:05] _>
    [00:35] ...
    [00:35] Bwahaha! XD
    [00:35] XD
    [00:36] * Semo crawls off and dies to escape
    [00:36] I think he likes the taste of my Cream >_>
    [00:36] Why can't we talk about butterflies or something? D:
  30. [00:36] Roooooooight.
    [00:36] Sleep.
    [00:36] I think.
    [00:37] CAUSE THE TIRED IT BURNS
    [00:37] After the pr0nz, o course.
    [00:37] o.O
  31. SEM!
    Thanks again for lastnight...
    .....
    .... okay.. am i the only one who found that sounding wrong?
    No...
    I did too
    XD
  32. [16:32] * Figs reaps the precious chat EXP.
    [16:33] * DwaynaDF giggles
    [16:36] * DwaynaDF shares the EXP with Figs. XD
    [16:36] ^^
    [16:36] >
    [16:36] * Figs leveled up!
    [16:37] ew...
    [16:37] * Figs learns Poison tipped spikes!
    [16:37] ...
    [16:37] ?
    [16:37] Figs, your Spike got longer
    [16:37] SHHHHH. >>
    [16:37] XDDD
    [16:37]
  33. Ruko

    Ruko Trout Warrior

    I think this fits better here than in the chat log XD

    [19:59] lambrini tastes nothing like semen
    [20:00] ...
    [20:01] almost...
    [20:02] o.o
  34. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    -EnvyElliot. -"He's like an enigma fucking a riddle fucking a mystery!" says (02:23):
    I WANT TO SEE YOU ROFL
  35. [20:49] private chat so as not to annoy the rest of the people here
    [20:49] And what..you think I'm annoying now?
    [20:49] ...
    [20:49] that's not at all what I said
    [20:49] XD
    [20:50] I know you're implying that
    [20:50] I said I was leaving so I didn't annoy people here
    [20:50] I said nothing of you being annoying
    [20:50] So you're leaving cause I'm annoying
    [20:50] !
    [20:50] Jet
    [20:50] private chat so as not to annoy the rest of the people here
    [20:50] And...for me to part
    [20:50] that's what he said
    [20:51] nothing else
    [20:51] nothing here said you were being annoying
    [21:05]* Jetters (plaptied@SystemNet-EBD231B7.ok.shawcable.net) has left #pokecharms (Heh, I'll be back in a bit...as for the rest..Game to all and I really must be bored to be annoying people now)

    T'is an Out of Context joke...with my bad sense of humour.
  36. [01:18] I'll do it in the car

    Made me chuckle.
  37. Ruko

    Ruko Trout Warrior

    [21:01] I THINK YOU'RE GAY, ALEX =D
    [21:01] true fac
    [21:01] t


    this one made me smile XD
  38. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    [17:39] * MasterBold stabs Sem with his floppy pink...
    [17:39] ...
    [17:39] ...
    [17:39] not going there
  39. [19:51:59] does Katie remember how long Ruko's is?
    [19:52:08] ...
    [19:52:09] ....
  40. Ruko

    Ruko Trout Warrior

    Shut up Figs >:0

    [22:05] * Trufflefox kinda sux at kissing. Since it was her first time.
    [22:05]

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