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Recent content by AvalosAltair989

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    CoroCoro Reveals Rockruff Evolution, More Ultra Beasts

    So the cute little puppy evolves into a badass lycanthrope son of a bitch.
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    Alolan Rattata and Signature Z-Moves Revealed in 3DS Direct

    I've heard about FIGURATIVE damage nuking but dear Arceus, Snorlax took it LITERALLY!
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    New Pokémon Revealed: Turtonator

    There, I just made this easier for all of you.
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    New Pokémon Revealed: Turtonator

    Actually, forget what I said earlier. This thing's starting to grow on me. It has that strange charm to it similar to a lot of Gen 5 Pokemon, which is my favorite Gen. Sure, I think its design looks pretty dumb at some points but hey, it's based off an obscure animal I haven't heard of until...
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    New Pokémon Revealed: Turtonator

    Well, this was rather disappointing. Probably because of the stupid design. Which is a shame because the other two Fire/Dragon Pokemon we have look absolutely gorgeous. I pray to Arceus this thing doesn't become a top-tier threat. Nothing is worse than a shitty-looking Pokemon sitting in the OU...
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    Japanese Pokemon site possibly teases Alolan forms of Dragonite and Zubat

    We can always go for a fresh, MEW concept. After all, Alolan formes seem like an a-MEW-sing addition. Maybe Gamefreak should have a poll on it, something to com-MEW-nicate with the fans.
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    Started watching MLP back in January. Thought the first Season was average. Four seasons later...

    Started watching MLP back in January. Thought the first Season was average. Four seasons later, it's one of my all-time favorite cartoons.
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    Japanese Pokemon site possibly teases Alolan forms of Dragonite and Zubat

    Dragonitite. It's really simple.
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    Japanese Pokemon site possibly teases Alolan forms of Dragonite and Zubat

    Right down to its goddamn Ability.
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    More New 'Mons, Alola Forms and Team Skull Officially Revealed

    First we had the Elite Beat Agents with terrible fashion sense in Gen 6, now we have Hawaiian hipsters in Gen 7. What next? SJWs and Pokenazis?
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    Alola Forms, Z-Moves, Island Challenge, And More Revealed!

    It's the Mega Evolutions I'm hyped for! Bring in the Megas, motherfuckers!
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    Another new batch of Pokémon revealed!

    Mudsdale looks like Tree Hugger after snorting every single narcotic in Equestria.
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    Pokémon GO Out Now In Australia and New Zealand

    BREAKING NEWS: A middle-aged man was run over by a speeding truck just now after crossing the street with both eyes focused on his phone. On the plus side, he managed to find himself a Shiny Diancie.
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    New English Trailer Introduces New Pokémon

    Admit it, you all want to scratch Rockruff's belly.
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    Seven New Pokémon Revealed

    Bruxish is one ugly motherf--
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